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Yeah you can get laid if you misrepresent yourself. If you meet a girl on Tinder, OKCupid, Bumble, Hinge, and tell them what they wanna hear, you can sleep your way through town. “Oh, I’m looking for a long term relationship, too!” Put in the required “three dates,” get up in them guts, and then fire off a, “I’m not feeling this” text.

But that’s shitty and manipulative.

It’s best to sprinkle your truth everywhere. Put it in your bio. Make it known early on that you’re not looking for anything serious. When they ask what that means, you can tell ’em, “I’m not looking for a relationship. But I’m also not looking for a random one night stand.”

Let them figure out the rest. A fuck buddy? Friend with benefits? Yeah. You’ll stockpile a pretty hefty inventory of girls who want dick on the regular while they’re also out there searching for Mr. Right, which you’ll explain is not you.

But they’ll dig your honesty. They’ll appreciate that you’re not like those other guys who put in the standard “three dates,” and then dump them. You will have a loyal customer base, so to speak. A loyal customer base like …

**Anna: 23.**

Way too young to be looking for something serious, but she doesn’t know that, yet. She lives with her parents, which is kind of perfect because they expect her to be home every night. So, she doesn’t linger too long. She calls and says she’s horny and wants that D. You send her this emoji: ? and tell her to come over.

She shows up in oversized sweatpants and a see through tank top. No makeup. She’s too pretty for that shit, anyway. You like Anna because she’s petit. 5’3, maybe MAYBE 105 pounds. Small ass. Small tits. You can literally treat her like a rag doll. And she loves it. She loves being manhandled and roughed up. Toss her. Pick her up. Flip her over. Hoist her legs up. She was a dancer in college, so she’s flexible. She can deep throat. Her eyes water and she gags and spits a lot. But she’s 23, so she’s not like those uptight mid-30-somethings who think porn is repulsive. She knows you like that. She looks up at you with a trail of saliva dangling from the tip of your cock to her bottom lip. Her eyes watering. She puts on cheap mascara before she comes over sometimes because she knows you like to watch it run down her face. She knows you like it when she gags and her saliva gushes down her perky tiny tits.

You like to fuck her throat. And she likes to let you. But her pussy is also insanely tight. And she just got an IUD, so you can nut inside of her, which makes her pussy soaking wet with anticipation. You can pound and pound and pound her bald pink pussy. And she’ll let you. She’ll howl and moan. And one time, when her legs were over your shoulders, she even squirted all over your torso. She was horrified at first, until she saw you smiling. And then she wiped up the squirt on her inner thigh and licked it off her fingers.

That was the end of that. You wouldn’t last much longer.

“Yes!” She screamed. “Oh god I can feel your cock throbbing. Cum inside of my tight CUNT!”

Boom. Seven. Count ’em. SEVEN. THICK. ROPES pumped deep into her. Her eyes grew wider and wider as she could feel you throbbing inside of her.

When you pulled out, sperm gushed out of her. She greedily scooped up as much as she could catch and slurped it up off of her fingers.

**HEATHER, 38**

Heather was seven months pregnant off of a one night stand gone awry. You two had met once at a party and hit it off. You texted for a while. Sexted once. But then you were away for work and it just fizzled. And then, lucky you! You bumped into her at Whole Foods.

“Holy moly!” You said as you hugged her, eyeing her obvious baby bump.

“Oh,” she said, giggling and rubbing her belly. “Yeah. Six months now.”

“Wow! Congrats!” You said.

You noticed: No ring on the finger. She explained. You told her she was brave and that kid would be lucky to have her. All the right things. Unintentionally, by the way, soaked her pussy at the thought of those compliments. You parted ways and said, “Let’s keep in touch!”

What you were not expecting was a text message that evening.

“Hey! So good to see you today,” she wrote.

“You too!” You replied. “You look great.”

“Aww thanks I feel fat,” she said.

“LOL,” you wrote back. She wasn’t fat. Curvy. Yes. Curvier now due to the pregnancy? Double yes. But she was curvier in all the right places.

“My tits are HUGE!” She said.

“You say this like it is a bad thing,” you wrote back.

“Ehhh,” she said. “Of course you like it.”

“I like all of your curves,” you replied.

“::blushes::”

Didn’t take long for an invite. And, you guessed it. No condoms since she was pregnant.

You knocked on her door.

“It’s open,” she shouted.

You entered and kicked off your shoes en route to the flickering candle light coming from the bedroom. You walked in and found Heather, naked. In bed. Doggy style, presenting her asshole and pussy to you.

“Hey,” she giggled.

“Hey,” you said, ripping your clothes off in a hurry.

You got into the bed and immediately, much to her surprise, pressed your tongue into her asshole. She gasped, suddenly.

“Oh my god,” she giggled. “I’ve … that’s … nobody’s …”

You continued to eat her ass and then noticed a Hitachi wand was already in the bed next to you. You grabbed it and turned it on, slid it between her legs and onto her clit. She was moaning in no time as you rimmed her asshole and pressed the powerful vibrator onto her clit. Like some sort of magician, you managed to slide two fingers into her pussy and finger her, as well.

“Oh fuck,” she moaned. “OH FUCK!”

You continued until she was dripping down her legs. She was clenching the sheets. Her body was trembling.

“I’m gonna cum!” She howled. “OH FUCCKKKKK I’M CUMMINNNNGGGG!!!”

You released the toy from her clit and stood up on your knees behind her. Her cunt was soaked. You slid into her.

“Oh my god,” she moaned as you pushed your cock inside of her pussy.

She reached between her legs, fumbling for the wand, which she picked up and pressed to her clit. She was shaking. Trembling as you slapped her thick, juicy ass. Her pussy clenched over your cock as you put your hands on her hips and slammed as hard as you could into her.

“YES!” She grunted. “YES! CUM IN MY FUCKING PUSSY!!”

You continued to slam into her. She was horny. She needed it. She wanted it. But her pussy was too tight and you wanted to savor every second of this.

“Pleeeease,” she purred. “Please cum inside of me.”

“Turn over,” you moaned as you grunted.

You pulled your sopping wet cock from her cunt and crawled out of the bed. She inched to the edge and draped her legs over your shoulders and you eased back into her.

“Ohhhh fuck you’re so deep,” she hummed.

“I want to look into your eyes when I cum,” you whispered.

She pressed her fingers into her clit and rubbed as you slid in and out. She could feel your cock swelling. Throbbing. Her eyes looked into yours as she nodded her head with anticipation. Her mouth hung open. You shoved a finger into her mouth and she sucked in and chewed on it gently. And then, you exploded. Emptying yourself inside of her.

She trembled and came as you shot rope after rope of thick sperm into her pussy. She shook and trembled and exhaled.

“Oh my GOD,” she giggled. “I needed that.”

**CALLIE, 27**

Callie might just have been the best one. She was by far the kinkiest of the group. She lived to suck cock. It was like she didn’t even want anything else. You’d see movies at the most random times. Tuesday at 4pm. Why? Because you could sit all the way in the back and she could reach over, pull your cock out, jerk it very slowly and then give you amazing head. She could deep throat with ease. Her favorite move was to take your entire cock down her throat and then run her tongue over the shaft. She could hold it there for a full minute, slurping, drooling, slurping, licking. And then she’d pull your entire shaft from her throat and stroke you while kissing you deeply.

And then, she’d lean back over, gagging and sucking deeper and deeper. Faster and faster until you ejaculated down her throat. She’d gulp it down. Sit up, spread her legs and masturbate. Quietly. She’d finger herself hard. You could hear her cunt filling up. Sloshing. And then she would squirt like fucking crazy, soaking the back of the seat. She would writhe and squirm and tremble. Her jaw would hang open as she moaned quietly. And then we’d get up and move two seats over because she’d soaked the seat with squirt.

You’d watch the movie in silence, holding hands. She’d take your hand and put it between her legs so you could feel how wet she was. You’d finger her gently, making her cum several times. Your cock would throb again. Eager to be inside of her.

And when the movie was over, you’d head into the parking lot. You knew by now to park on the very very very lowest level all the way in a corner, because she’d open the back door, pull her pants down, feet on the pavement, hands on the car seats, and let you enter her from behind. This was a consolation prize. Sex wasn’t her thing. She liked sucking cock and masturbating. But she knew you wanted to get inside of her.

She just had one catch: You had to cum in her mouth. She loved cum. So you’d pump away, vigorously, until it was time.

“Okay,” you’d grunt.

She’d slide out and lower herself to her knees. You’d jam your cock down her throat, per her request, and fuck her throat fast and hard. She wanted that cum. She needed it.

And then, also per her request, you’d pull out, jerk off onto her tongue. Naturally, your load would shoot everywhere. Some cum would inevitably end up on her face, running down her cheeks or chin. Most of it would land on her tongue, which she would greedily slurp down.

You’d help her up. She’d zip up her pants and walk into the passenger seat, with your cum still on her face. She’d buckle up and you’d drive her home. Halfway through, she’d reach up and scoop the sperm from her face and lick it off her fingers.

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