This is gonna sound a little complex and strange, but honestly this is how my pathetic brain is wired. So here I go…
Back in June of 2018, i hit up this girl and I was like “Hey baby, wanna go to the beach tomorrow?” And she was like “yea let’s go, i need a tan”. Now she was a girl I met on Tinder 2 months before this beach trip, so I was surprised she actually agreed to going as we only had 2 dates that ended with a kiss.
Anyways, I pick her up at 9 A.M and we headed to the beach. When we go there, we set up in the sand and laid down on a blanket. It was really hot and the sun was beating down hard, so I said “hey let’s hit the water, its getting hot, like you ;)” she giggled but agreed and we went for a swim. We were swimming and splashing each other, when all of a sudden I grabbed my leg and screamed in agony. She turned pale and said “OMG, what’s wrong?”
Now a little background story, I LOVE PEE. I love when girls pee on my pathetic head, in my mouth. The way it trickles from my head and into my eyes. The burning sensation of the yellow piss in my eyelids make me so hard. Omg, the nasty salty taste is yummy. Im such a pathetic loser.
So, I got out of the water and limped over to the towel while gripping my leg. I told her i think i got stung by a jelly fish. She didnt know what to do. I told her “i read in a novel that you have to … you have to pee on it”. She pulled down her bikini , squatted over, and pissed on my leg. I tried so hard not to get a wooden pecker but i couldnt help it. The warm yellow piss was dripping on my leg and into the sand. She turned around and saw my hard penis.
It was game over… she screamed “ew you pathetic fucking freak, you’re disgusting” and then she started kicking sand in my worthless face. Honestly, I loved every bit of it. After that, she went on Facebook and humiliated me which made me fall in love.
And that’s my confession.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/f9dqb8/the_time_this_girl_f_on_my_m_leg