I never thought this kind of stuff actually happens until it happened to me a few summers ago when I worked a summer job at a home improvement store.
I’m 33, but was 29 at the time. Needed extra money as a single guy and had time to kill on the weekend mornings. So I got a job working in the windows and doors department. It was a decent job.
One evening a very talkative woman and her bossy husband came in to get windows for a house they were remodeling. She annoyed me at first. Then, as I’m drafting the dimension on the computer, she comes right up to my side and starts really laying on the flirting, exposing her cleavage (she had big, and I believe fake tits, but they were nice). She was probably in her early 50s. She smelt amazing. Needless to say I was very taken by surprise and got instantly hard,my heart was fluttering and stomach going wild.
I just went with it, totally not like me. I literally just said, “you smell so amazing” while glaring down her shirt making sure she could see. She then put her hand on my crotch and felt my hard-on through my jeans. I seriously almost came. I was floored. Then she just slips me her real estate agent card and tells me to call her to come out and do an estimate.
The night goes by, probably jerked it off when I got home. I called her the next day, acted professional and set up the estimate. She sounded cute on the phone, but no talk of anything beyond me coming out to measure the windows.
I get to the house and it’s just her there. I’m still not sold anything other than measuring windows is gonna be happening. But sure enough, I walk in and she is wearing a sexy, even somewhat ridiculous, over the top outfit. Lace and all. It worked though. Got me instantly in the mood, like any man.
She said I knew what I was really there for and she proceeds to slide off her top, exposing her huge tits. She grabs my hand and takes me upstairs, pushing me on the bed and removing my jeans with my briefs, my cock flopping out. She starts going to town on my dick with her lips (also looked like work was done on them, not that I fucking cared. It just added to her sluttiness). Thankfully she stopped sucking because I was about to blow two minutes in. She stands up, removes her panties and climbs on top. She looked 50, but her pussy was fucking heaven. Tight and smooth. She rode me like an animal, then reached back and grabbed my balls. She was quite loud, which I wouldn’t normally be into but I just went with it.
I grabbed her and sat up, flipping her over and started pounding the shit out of her. She told me to cum in her, which practically made me blow my load immediately. I let it get deep and then pulled out, letting my load drip out of her.
We went to the bathroom pretty quick and cleaned up with towels. She then told me they already got windows from somewhere else and didn’t need them measured. We bid goodbye and I pretty much went on my way. We texted off and on for the next month or so but never got together again and our conversation phased out. But damn, Donna, I remember you.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/f6kx4n/mf_i_met_a_married_milf_at_a_home_improvement
Amazing story…I can visualize the whole scene so nicely.
Hot!
I’m fucking throbbing reading this lol
That title was crying out for a home improvement metaphor instead of “boned her”. “Painted her face”? “Laid some pipe”? I’m sure Reddit can come up with more creative ones than me.
We all remember Donna now.
Very Hot!! But…a slutty, take charge lady fucking a guy she doesn’t know, all without a condom? Yikes! My educated guess is that she’s done that before, probably several times. Didn’t you worry about an STD afterward? Just curious.
This seems more real than the crazy stories. Well written, sir. Female realtors are crazy, hot and rich.
Well it was about that time I realized she was about eight stories tall and she was a crustacean from the plethazioc era
When you say smelt, do you mean with copper or iron?
Erotic story, it’s kind of cool to know people you never expected to have a slutty side. Opportunities like this should never be missed because they can add a little more excitement in your life.
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Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought this would happen to me…