I used to work for big electronic store in The Netherlands not that long time ago. While at lunch break a colleague worker of mine (your typical every weekend party girl) was talking shit to me about good looking guys and shit. She told me you can tell if a guy has a big dick or not by looking at the size of their feet.
So I said: “well, I can’t complain about my dick size and I don’t have big feet’s” she started laughing and said stfu your lying and she was a real bitch about it. So a week later we were alone because we had to count the money and stuff. When we locked the store from the inside we walked to the back and I told her well you were laughing about it let me show you what I mean. First again she laughed about it but then she saw I was serious about it. So she said yes and we went to toilets and I told her wait up let me make it hard first.
She waited and while I was making it hard she said can’t believe I am doing this and she asked: “are you done? Is it hard?” Yeah it’s done I said and I opened the toilet door while sitting on the toilet. She opened her mouth in total shock, went slightly on her knees and took a good look at it. then I said: “well, hope you have learned your lesson now.” I could tell she liked it and wanted it right there but I was like Nah you bitch talking all that shit to me hell no. Rejected! We left and never spoke about it ever again lol.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ezmr46/i_m_showed_my_dick_to_a_colleague_worker_f_at_work