[MF] That one time I accidentally got laid

I lived with my best friend for a while right after highschool, and we threw a lot of big parties. We’d generally invite all of our same friends and they would just bring people as they saw fit so we had a big flow of new people coming every weekend as we built a reputation. One Friday everything was going as usual, we get off work (we worked hvac together), go home and start prepping for a long night of various drugs and alcohol.

We get everything set up, beer pong table in the living room, backroom cleaned up, drinks in the kitchen, get ourselves ready and our friends start showing up around 8. We do the normal party things, just drinking and hanging out, loud music, a little belligerence happening. We ended up meeting a few new girls through one of our friends, kamryn, Sam and Sarah.

They were cool and me and my friend talked to them for a while during a game of beer pong and I didn’t really think anything of it. We went back to doing what we do and by this point it’s probably midnight and I was beyond drunk, which at this point in my life was saying something because I drank really heavily pretty often. After a round of shots one of my female friends pulls me aside and tells me that 2 of those girls, Sam and kamryn, seemed to really like me. Me being hammered and stoned didn’t notice or really care, i threw the parties to get fucked up not get laid, but that’s a whole other box to open lol.

So people finally start trickling out until it’s the usual crew and the several partiers that decided to crash until morning. On their way out the 3 girls told us by and gave me and my friend a hug and their thanks for the party. Sam grabbed my ass and gave me a nice smile as she left.

We woke up the next morning horribly hungover. We got some food, layed around and smoked some bud just trying to survive the morning lol. We cleaned up a little and around noon we decide “fuck it” and send out the word that tonight is round 2. Fast forward through the cleaning and getting ready, I decide im getting even more fucked up tonight. I end up picking myself up an extra bottle of some honey jack Daniels for the night, which as soon as it felt appropriate I carried around the party taking swigs out of. Every now and then I’d give one of the girls or one of my buddies a drink or 2 but almost the whole bottle went to me. Plus several rounds of shots. Plus beer pong. Plus the bud.

In walks kamryn, Sam and Sarah. These girls came in looking for dick that night because kamryn instantly buddied up with my friend Chris and Sam tried pinning my drunk ass down for hours. This party went on for a long time for some reason and didn’t quiet down until probably 5 or 6 the next morning. I’m laying in my bed completely obliterated watching Django unchained on Netflix. My door slowly swings open and in pops Sam’s head. “Can I charge my phone in here” she asked me.

I told her yeah and pointed where the charger was and she plugged her phone in and sat in the middle of my floor. Sam was cute, a little heavy but not fat, glasses, long black hair, tan skin(Pacific islander I think). I had no intention of trying anything with her when I said “y’know you don’t have to sit on the floor” what I meant was there’s a desk chair right there you moron. What she heard was “get in bed with me”

So she gives me this smirk and jumps in bed with me, very aggressively kissing me and rubbing my dick through my pants. She gets it out and starts stroking it like her life depended on it. My brain was about 4 steps behind and I’m laying there wondering how in the hell I got in this situation. She moves South and starts liking the head while she’s stroking my dick and starts taking in more and more. I tried getting her to deepthroat me but she could only making about half way down so I half way face fucked her for a minute before she got up and took her clothes off. I took mine off and she got on top of me, before this point I hadn’t ever been a huge fan of a girl riding me but damn was she good at it. She stuck her tits in my face and basically twerked her ass up and down on my dick. I half way leaned up and grabbed her hair and pulled and I could feel her pussy get super wet. I flipped her over on all fours with her ass in the air and started laying down hard strokes, with a fist full of hair. There was still soft music coming from outside but I could hear her moans through my pillows. I put her on her back next and kept that hair wrapped around. I pulled hard so her head was tilted up and she didn’t let up on her moans at all. Between heavy breaths she said nobody had ever found her hair pulling kink that fast and that she wanted me to cum in her mouth. I had some mad whiskey dick though and the night was far from over. We went from regular missionary, then I put her legs over my shoulders and fucked her hard for a good while, then I stood up while she was on all fours on the bed and she let me face fuck her for a while again and she was rolling her eyes back which really turned me on.

After that I stood her up, turned her around and I had both wrists in one hand and her hair in the other and fucked her for the last 5 or 10 minutes I had in me before I yanked back on her hair and she dropped to her knees. I shoved my cock as far into her mouth as it would fit and completely unloaded. Her eyes rolled back again and she gagged a little, maskera running down her face and her lipstick smeared plus there was slobber running down from me face fucking her earlier. Then after the 3rd or 4th pulse from my dick cum started leaking out and I pulled out. All the hot slimey spit was strung from my dick to her lips and she just kind of let her head fall back on my bed.

The sun was up by this point and we both just collapsed in my bed until like an hour later one of her friends opened my door and said they had to leave. She kissed me again and said “we should do this again, soon” and I said ok.

Really great ending to the night but I never saw or talked to her again for no particular reason

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/exzzqn/mf_that_one_time_i_accidentally_got_laid