Couple of months ago, I was in Las Vegas for a whole week for work. I was supposed to be there for 5 days, but I was scheduled to work for only 3. I reached there on Sunday night, knowing I would have downtime on Tuesday. So, I thought WTF? This is Vegas, might as well find a hookup, right?
I went online, found this Eastern European chic in her 30s who looked fabulous. And not only that, she was confident.. sexually confident. She basically told me that this is Vegas, and I can find a lot of women, but I will never find anyone like her. I was *swoon*. So, we arranged for a time for her to come to me on Tuesday.
I went to work on Monday. I was dead tired. I’m used to being a desk jockey, but the work we were doing at Vegas required me to be on my feet all day. Dogs were barking at night.
Tuesday morning rolls around. I texted her. She said she will be there. 20 minutes before she was supposed to arrive, she texted me that she was running late at school, and she would let me know when she leaves. 30 minutes later, she said she is leaving, and she would be there in 15 minutes. So, I head to the lobby to get her.
Now, a little about me. I’m middle-aged. I was married for 15 years, and at that point I was seperated for 3 months. In the past 3 months, I’ve had somewhat of a sexual reawakening. I’ve only been inside 2 women until I separated, but I had more than tripled that number by the time was in Vegas. However, I had never ever met anyone in my hotel room before. My MO is usually, take them to dinner, charm them with intellect and money, then take them to a hotel room couple of times until they get bored of me ( no, I don’t get them home because my kids live here, and I’m not having a revolving door in my house). I had never had a hookup on a first date.
Needless to say, I was nervous, and she was late. I waited 25 minutes, and texted her. She said she was stuck in traffic, and she asked me not to text her until she reached there because she was driving. I went back up to my room, expecting to be stood up.
30 minutes later, she texts me that she is there. I go down to the lobby. She looked a bit older than her photos, but she was confident, and she had style. As I said before, confidence is a big thing for me. So, we went upto our room. She slowly undressed while telling me more about herself. She was a paralegal who works at a lawyer who helps sex workers. She’s in school to be a lawyer herself. By the time she got to telling me how difficult sex workers have in Vegas, I couldn’t focus. Why. Tits! She had these amazing tits that sat high on her chest which made you think like they were fake, but jiggled in a way that told you that they were real. Or maybe she had a really good surgeon. Who cared? Those mammaries were amazing. I told her I have trouble concentrating because of her tits. She claimed that they were real. She asked whether she could brush her teeth. I was like sure. I undressed her completely while she brushed her teeth. God, I can’t forget the way her boobs jiggled.
We head to the bed. She kept talking about her family. She saw my uncut cock and started telling me how her ex husband was uncut because he was a Jewish man escaping Nazi Germany. I was like why are you telling me this, and how old are you really. I didn’t say nothing though.
So, she started sucking my cock, and nothing… The little guy wouldn’t come up. This had never happened to me before. Well, no, it had once. That was when I went to a prostitute who was not my type, and was rushing me through. None of that was happening here. She was definitely attractive and was making me comfortable. It was probably the nervousness, or the newness, or maybe I was tired the day before, or that I started having doubts about her age, or that she just told me a Nazi story. I dunno. Whatever it was, it wasn’t happening.
So, I did what any impotent guy would do. I apologized. I told her it’s not happening. I said I would like to eat her pussy, since I don’t want to end on a dissapointing note. She got into a 69 position over me, and I went to town on her clit. I licked. I sucked. I hummed a few bars. Pretty soon, she started grinding on my tongue. Usually, when that happened, I take that as an indication that I did something right. So, I continued doing it, which happenned to be lash at her slit sideways, until she came.
By this time, she had been playing with my dick, who had managed to reach half chub. She started suckling me again while still being in a 69 position. I had my hands around her butt, and her little anus was there in all its brown Glory. I don’t know what came over me, I pinned her ass to my chest, and stuck my tongue up her asshole. Surprisingly, it tasted like nothing. Or rather it tasted like her. I guess she was a pretty clean person, and I probably didn’t get too far in.
Anyways, as soon as my tongue touched her asshole, my fucking dick immediately went from half chub to full hard on. It was a thing of beauty. Like a rocket ship taking off or a flower going into bloom.
I was like “Dick, you are an asshole, making me eat an asshole”. So, she starts going to town on my dick. I really wanted to fuck her, but I was worried that my dick would probably trick me again by the time I got a condom on. And the blowjob was pretty good. And I had my tongue up a beautiful woman’s ass in Vegas. That doesn’t happen everyday.. So, I let nature take it’s course, and froze there with my tongue up her butt until she made me came.
So, boys and girls, the moral of the story is that if you ever have ED, try eating ass
TLDR; my dick would not get erect for a hookup, until I stuck my tongue up her butt hole
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ey0ytr/licking_butt_fixed_my_ed
Enjoyed the story. Thanks for the laugh