I’ve started thinking lately that I kinda wish there were a Yelp for sex… because blowjobs are my superpower. A skill/talent that I’ll never be able to put on a resume. However, I want people to know that it’s not empty bragging when I say that I’m excellent at sucking cock. So I’ve started asking for partners to review me. Here’s one:
“I was high from your mouth. Made me feel super relaxed and totally sucked my cock so fucken well. Immense joy. Loved watching you taking my dick. Loved looking into your eyes. Knowing you were enjoying it. I particularly loved when you were licked the side of my balls in between my legs. I really enjoyed it all …. you are spectacular.”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ev1gtn/fm_i_had_a_fwb_review_my_blowjob_skills
Good slut
I dunno im pretty bad at giving reviews I only ever give my uber drivers 3 stars like what you want 5 stars because you got me there alive?
So you better literally blow my mind if you want 5 stars from me.
I bet plenty of guys would be happy to do this kind of review for you…
Finger in the ass will getcha an A review ?
I’ve had this conversation – resume/references/badges/review site for sex – several times with FWBs. I would donate to that Kickstarter.