I match with Van on tinder, and after flirting with her for a while on messenger, we meet IRL. She’s one of the only girls I met on tinder that is as good looking in person as she was in her profile pictures: she’s Vietnamese with really light skin, a tiny nose, high cheekbones, and light pink hair.
We grab drinks at a local cocktail bar and find that we have a lot in common. We both love the indie group Beach House and happened to see them at the same venue that spring. We’re both stylish and have fun rating the outfits of everyone else in the bar.
Eventually, we finish our drinks. Van wants to go to a trivia event at a pub in town, but it’s still an hour away from starting. I mention that I have a bottle of wine at my place, and I suggest we go back and hang out until the trivia starts since my apartment is a block from that pub. Van smiles and says, “Wow, corn_elius, I’m not that kind of girl.”
I feel dumb and try to rebound by ordering us another round from the bartender. The date is going fine, but I feel like an idiot now and am giving up on the idea that we’ll fuck.
After I pay the tab, we head to the pub and do terribly at trivia. We just have no clue. At this point, It’s last call, and the liquor stores are already closed. We both still want to drink, so Van asks if the bottle of wine is still an option.
We sit next to each other on my couch and sip the wine while listening to music. We talk a lot, and we get comfortable with each other. Van’s wearing a white tank top without a bra—Her boobs are medium to small, and her nipples are showing through the cloth. I can’t stop looking, so I decide to make a move.
“I want to kiss you,” I say.
“Then why don’t you,” says Van.
So Van and I are lying in my bed at around 4:00 in the morning. We had been making-out without getting anywhere, and I was becoming restless. You can only make out so long before your lips start hurting. Whenever I moved my hands to her butt or tits, she stopped me and guided them back to her hips. After this happened a few times, I gave up and laid my head down on the pillow, looking at her.
“I’m getting pretty tired,” I said. “Do you want to stay the night?”
“I should go home—my parents will kill me if I don’t come home. But I’ll stay for a little while longer,” Van replied.
“Ok, do you mind if I get comfortable? Do you want any sweatpants?” I asked.
“I don’t care! And Nah, I’m fine.”
So I got up and took off my shirt and jeans; she’s fully clothed, and I’m just in my Calvin Klein boxer briefs. I stayed this way because I know I fill out underwear well, and I wanted her to see that. My dick wasn’t hard, but it was in that impressive midway stage where it’s still a lot bigger than it usually would be, and I thought maybe seeing it would change her mind. Just being real lol. So I lay back down and wait for either something to happen with her or for sleep to overcome me.
At this point, Van began stroking my chest, and arms, and down my stomach, always stopping shy of the elastic border of my underwear. She repeated this motion over and over for probably twenty minutes. It wasn’t the action I was hoping for, but she was obsessed with my body, and that was really flattering. My self-esteem had been pretty low, and the tinder rejections were mounting.
Anyway, as I said, maybe twenty minutes go by, and I’m about to fall asleep. The soothing strokes are knocking me right out. Just as my eyes are staying closed, Van breaks her pattern and slips her hand into my underwear and wraps her hand around my cock. She makes a teasing sound like “aha!” or something and quickly pulls her hand out. Van starts tracking my abs again as if nothing happened. But my eyes flew open because something totally new happened, and I looked at her and grinned, and she smiled back mischievously.
After making her circuit again: Chest..arms..abs.., she slides her hand around my dick again, and this time pulls it out.
“Wow, it’s a monster, huh?” And with her tiny, 5’1” hand, it did look that way. And I never get tired of girls telling me I have a big cock. So she starts stroking it somewhat absentmindedly, and says, “I just want to play with it.”
“Ok! Do you want some oil?” I ask giddily.
“Oooo, that would be good,” she replies. So I jump up, with my hard dick leading me like the destiny manifestation sphere from Donnie Dark, and I grab some oil. She squeezes some out and strokes my dick with it. And she strokes, and strokes, and strokes, and it feels amazing. Van is tireless, too; she jerks me off for longer than even the best boy deserves. But though it felt wonderful, I wasn’t going to cum. I turn to her, rise to my elbow, and like the taciturn, man of few words I am, ask, “Wanna fuck?”
She giggles. “Nooo, I don’t do that. I just like to play with them[penises].” So I lay back down and enjoy her long strokes, from the base to the tip and back again. After a few more minutes, I’m lying there blissfully, and Van says, “ Ok, actually, let’s do it. Fuck me, doggy-style.” So I pop up onto my knees, and she turns onto her knees with her forehead into the comforter. I pull down her black leggings and run my fingers along her pussy lips. She’s pretty wet already, and with all the oil coating my dick, there’s nothing left to do. I put my left hand on her ass and guide my dick in with my right, and that early-sex tightness almost makes me cum right away. But I keep fucking her hard, with both hands on her ass, pulling her towards me with each thrust. We go on like this for a while, her moaning softly, and me reveling being inside her. But I’m not going to come, and by this time it’s five a.m. I slide my dick out and collapse on my bed. I was tired before, and hard doggy-style has me exhausted.
“Did you come?” I ask
“Yeah, I think I came twice.” I’m not sure she is telling the truth. Wouldn’t you know? But it’s ok. It was fun sex.
By that point, the sun was coming up, and Van asked me to walk her to her car. She said she needed to be home before her family left for mass. I said, “are you going to tell them you spent the night with a nice catholic boy?”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/es0j8z/my_dick_looks_huge_in_my_tinder_dates_hand_mf