Tinder date gone wrong M4F
It was late Sunday night I was super horny and decided to message one of my tinder matches.
Now according to Tinder she is 5’5 125, I shouldn’t have let her in the door! What showed up was about 5’9 and probably 175-180. But I’m still horny so I just go with the flow.
We make some small talk, she pounds 6 beers. We start making out, she has big ole titties and a fat pussy. She pulls down my pants and sucks my cock until I tell her to stop or I’m gonna cum.
She stops, I slide 2 fingers deep in her wet pussy, lick her clit and she begs me for more…. so I slide a 3rd and 4th finger inside her… she is sloppy wet by now… I feel her cum, she goes back down on me … I’m getting close again and want to fuck, so I get up to go get the condoms ….
I was gone maybe 45 seconds……. I come back to find her passed out and snoring like a damn freight train….. I’ve tried to wake her a few times…. it’s been almost two hours and fuck she is still snoring!
Way to break rule #1…. never have a tinder date come to my place
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/el5kwe/m_45_4_f_44_horrible_tinder_date
This is ?! Sorry bro
Hilarious ?
I would have fucked her, asleep and well.