It was boring as all hell and I mostly came for the networking and food/drinks aspects. I made friends with some girl and we were sitting next to eachother, lamenting that it was taking too long. Turns out, just when I thought the last part was over, there was a literal hour left. I was DYING.
So I was bullshitting on my phone, dying of boredom, when I notice I’m emptying out my battery rather quickly. This is alarming because I still have to go home afterward and home is far away. I also have to call my ride.
I ask homegirl if she has a portable battery. Nope. And no way to charge a phone in the room.
Then, after a while, as I was getting more and more alarmed by the battery situation, life strikes me with the most vicious shit. I’m horny. *Badly* horny. Would fuck absolutely anything in any position regardless of STD status horny.
I guess opening Tinder to flirt with some girls would’ve done the trick, but I didn’t really want to out myself to the whole back row, and also I wanted something more… Direct.
So after talking myself out of it several times because it’s rude as hell, I happily make my way to the end of the row, making several people stand up. I apologize to my friend, tell her I really need to find an outlet because my phone is dead, and to call me when they bring the food.
I go on my merry way to the small, secluded bathroom I see in the corner. They’re playing some cheesy music, I’m talking 80s romcom material. Yuck.
I take off my panties and pull down my tights, and your girl *goes to town*. I was pressed against the wall in a stall, fapping furiously, trying to ignore the shitty music as I remembered a really hot video I saw a while ago. Girl fucking herself with a dildo, hitachi against her pussy, moaning. For real, it was dope. It got the job done, anyway.
I had to ignore the sounds of people coming in and out, but thankfully, it only happened twice. In about ten minutes I was done, I was satisfied, I was *alive*, goddammit.
I’ve never felt such a wonderful mix of pride and shame.
Oh, and by the way, I did find an outlet. So, win-win.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dz66ql/f_just_got_out_of_a_boring_business_presentation
Love the fact you were jilling off with tights on… what a horny thought!
I just love the reckless abandon with which you got yourself off in a very public place where there might have been some serious consequences to your job. For some reason, that makes your story even hotter than it already is. Good for you.
What about your phone, did you find a way to charge it?