[MF] Can I crash on your couch? Or how I had a great Tinder hookup

Hello readers. I’m still fairly new around here. I’ve posted before about my last girlfriend, and truth be told, when she broke up with me it broke me. With that said, I had an experience last night that I wanted to share with you all.

Background info: I’m a 33 year old single father of 2. The kids don’t live with me full time, so I have a lot of lonely nights with my cats. I spend these nights talking to friends, or talking to potential dates from various dating sites and apps. I put myself out there, because I’m ready for something serious, but I’m not desperate for something serious if it’s not right for me. I started going to the gym everyday after work, and it’s paying off. I’m still a little chubby, but I’m taking care of it so I feel better about me. So me: 33, hairy man with a 6-7 inch… beard haha! Yeah, I have a big beard. If Gimli turns you on, I’m your man.

I was swiping Tinder last night. I was browsing the local selection, and began a chat with a few new people. Normal stuff, how are you, what do you do for fun? You know, that kind of stuff. Suddenly I match with C. Blue eyes, long brown hair, thin body. She looks good. I read her bio, it says “Stuck in traffic and tindering. Can I crash on someone’s couch tonight?” So I open up with, “My couch isn’t the best, but you’re welcome to it if you need a place.” I was honestly pretty lonely, and the company would have been nice. I know, it was risky. I mean, giving my address to someone I don’t know at all. What if she showed up, waited until I fell asleep, then took all my stuff? She thanked me, and 30 minutes later, she was at my door.

She looked even better in person. Tall, a little taller than me which isn’t saying much, I’m 5’7″, and thin. She had small breasts, which really does it for me, and a great ass from what I could see. I invited her in and offered a drink to which she declined. We had some rather awkward small talk, and she asked if she could use my shower. I told her sure, and got out some towels for her. She asked to go outside and look at the stars, which is something I love to do, so I took her outside. We watched the stars for a bit as we talked about a whole lot of nothing important. She was on her way home from a vacation, two kids at home etc. We headed inside, she got a shower, and I moved to set up the couch for her. When she came out, she was dressed in really tight leggings, and a long sleeve shirt with no bra. I glanced over her body slowly, then met her gaze. Here’s my shot! I decided you miss all the shots you don’t take, so I offer her, “Hey, my couch isn’t the best, but my bed is a queen and you’re welcome to sleep there with me. I won’t do anything that you don’t want to happen.” And that’s the truth. I wouldn’t. She smiled, and nodded. We went to bed. She stayed clothed, but I’m hot when I sleep, so I strip down to my underwear.

I know this is a long buildup to the story, but I feel like it’s relevant somewhat. Anyway, most of the fun starts here.

She laid with me for a bit, and slowly as we talked, we got closer together. Eventually, I was rubbing her back. We shared some sob stories, which led to some light kissing. “I’m sorry. I know you want to, and I should since you’ve been so nice to me, but I don’t really want to have sex.” I nodded, “That’s ok. Your company has been nice. I’ll try not to poke you.” She laughed, “Well I’m tired. You can do whatever you need to.” “May I touch you?” She thought about this for a bit, and finally agreed. So my hands slid under her top to caress her breasts. I pressed my hard cock against her ass from behind and ground myself into her. I grabbed her small breasts, and teased her nipples with my fingertips. My other hand slid down her flat stomach to the top of her pajama bottoms. I decided to push my luck, and slid my hand under her bottoms. I did this slowly, so if she wanted to stop me, she could. She didn’t. I found some light pubic hair, then her slit. I found her opening, and she was wet. I found her clit with my finger, and teased the hood to coax her clit out from hiding so I could stroke that part. She started moaning, and grinding on me as my fingers toyed with her. Finally, she pulled my hand back, and looked at me. “Alright, now I want sex. Do you have a condom?” Yup! We stripped naked quickly, and I got down to bury my face in her sweet pussy. I licked her, and slid two fingers inside of her as she ground against my face and moaned into my pillows. As my tongue found her clit, and drew letters of the alphabet on her clit, my other hand roamed to her breast to pinch her nipple. I stayed down there for a while, no idea how long, but she tensed, and moaned, then pushed me away. I got the hint, and the condom. I slid the covering onto my large-side-of-average dick, and moved on her. I slowly penetrated her body, but was already panicking. My cock was not really working all that well! Not quite hard, not quite soft. I managed to get it inside of her, and took her on the bed. She ground her pussy against me, and I could feel our pubic hair grinding together. We kissed hungrily as he moved in and out of her. However, my cock refused to cooperate.

I slid out of her, upset with myself. I have ED. Low testosterone. I hadn’t taken a viagra! Stupid, stupid OP! So I told her about all of this. She smiled, and held me assuring me that it was alright. So I got a drink of water… and took a viagra. Hey, if nothing else, maybe a morning romp where I can try again, I thought.

We laid in bed and talked. I revealed to her that I’d had a vasectomy a few months ago, got my tests back, cleared. However, I don’t normally fuck bareback with just anyone. We kissed some more, and she turned to become the little spoon. He wrapped my arms around her and held her tightly from behind.

That’s when the beast returned. Viagra kicked in, and suddenly I was wedged between her ass. She pushed into me, ground her ass to me. I moved my hips back until my cock pushed between her legs, and ground my shaft against her clit. I held her from behind, and kissed her back and neck as we began to grind against one another. I feel her wetness dripping all over my cock, and I’m hard as can be at this point. Suddenly she pushed me onto my back, and mounted me. Her small breasts, and petite body slid down onto my cock, and I moaned in pleasure. My hands grabbed her breasts, and teased her nipples and she began to ride me. And ride me she did! She bucked, moaned, screeched, and ground her pussy on my cock. Faster, and faster she moved. The bed bounced beneath us, and I was treated to the sight of her beautiful body just gyrating all over me. I grabbed her ass, the only part of her that was remotely large, and squeezed it. She bent over me, and kissed me deeply while I took over, and drove up into her. We panted, and moaned in delight before she sat up and brought herself to another orgasm on my cock. She slowed down, and was breathing heavily so I moved her onto her back and entered her again. This time we grasped each other’s bodies tightly, and she hung on as I drove my cock into her again and again. The clap of our wet bodies mingled with our moans as we fucked hungrily. Her heels dug into my ass, and I felt the urgent need to cum rise up. I told her, “I’m close… gonna cum.” She just nodded, “Do it!” I drove myself deep inside her and came, hard. My cock pulsated, and her pussy squeezed it so good that it simply kept pulsating and it felt like I kept cumming. Finally, I pulled out of her. I glanced down, and… Oh shit. No condom. We’d forgotten to replace the one we’d used at the beginning! Now my cum was leaking out of her pussy. Now… I’m clean, and can’t make babies anymore. So I know she’s safe… but me? No idea. She doesn’t strike me as the sort to do this much, but you never know.

We stayed up late talking. Conversation was easy. Her naked, petite body felt great pressed up to me. She told me I looked like someone she could trust, and that my beard looks amazing.

Woke up the next day with her in my arms. Decided to go for round 2… or 3 technically. I was met with open arms and legs. We passionately rode each other to another orgasm, when I shot my cum into her pussy for the second time in 5 hours.

I have had very few dates that were just hookups. Normally not my thing, but some recent bad experiences had left me lonely, and wanting company. C gave me that comfort. I’ll probably never see her again. She wants me to text her some book recommendations, so we will see. Regardless, C, if you read this. Last night was needed so badly, and I can’t thank you enough for making me feel wanted.

J

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dm1hkd/mf_can_i_crash_on_your_couch_or_how_i_had_a_great