[F] The first thing I’ve ever put up my own ass.

I’ll just get right to it. It was the end of a toy light saber. You know the kind that collapses in on itself. Messing around with one I used for part of a cosplay thing in college caused it to come apart. When I was putting it back together I thought about how smooth and gentle the end of it was and got the bright idea to put it in me.

It took a few days for a good opportunity to come up. I had a roommate in the dorms at college and she went to class about an hour before I did and had a longer walk so I could have some decent alone time in the dorm without her. She got up and left for class and before she made it out the door we exchanged a few words, mostly me feeling her out to make sure she had no intentions of coming back early. The way I figured it I would have about 45 minutes alone before I had to do my thing, clean up and leave before I had to leave for class. I gave her a minute or two then I went to the communal restroom/showers to relieve myself and then went back to the room. She wasn’t there so I reached up into my closet and retrieved the toy.

With a little effort the business end separated from the handle and I put the unnecessary part back in the closet. I got back in my bunk and spitting in my hand I started to rub my pussy. Soon I was wet and as I’ve been thinking about this for a couple of days I was really eager to try it. I slid the end in my vagina and it was much longer than I could handle but that didn’t stop me from sliding it in until I painfully hit my cervix. It was narrow so I thought it was a good fit. I like rub my clitoris while inserting things so it felt really good but that’s not what I had been thinking about. I was able to rest my right foot on the rail keeping me in the bed and shifting my hips a little I could get my left foot on the rail at the foot of the bed. This made my asshole accessible and I put the end against it.

I was expecting some difficulty but this was pretty hard to get in. As it was rounded there was a part of the end that took a little effort to get in there and it seemed to be a hard start. I licked my finger and then rubbed it on my asshole to get it wet and then pushed it in as much as I could from that position. I then licked two fingers but only used that to lube up my anus and didn’t put two fingers in there yet. Returning the toy to my asshole and it being more slippery I was able to get the tip to just start to spread my anus some. I’ve had a finger in my ass a number of times but nothing any larger and this was bigger but not too big.

I would like to tell you it felt awesome, but it didn’t, it didn’t feel bad either though. It actually felt like I was using the bathroom. The plastic toy wasn’t ideal either but with a little more saliva I was able to inch it in a little more. I could get in an inch or so at a time before the dry part was entering and that was uncomfortable. I figured I had to do something about it so I pulled it out of my ass and then got my spit on it by running it across my mouth. That made a mess on my chin and neck but I didn’t know what else to do. When I returned it to my ass I was able to get it in there farther and I just had to keep it wet to keep it going in there. The position didn’t feel right so I held it in me with a hand and rolled over so I was laying prone and I could manipulate it resting my writs on my ass and with my other hand I could masturbate from underneath. That’s how I normally touch myself as it is quieter and isn’t as obvious when my sister is sleeping in the bottom bunk. I liked that feeling and anal/clitoral masturbation became a common thing for me after that. This did make it easier to moisten it as I could just get the top of my anus wet and it wouldn’t get everywhere.

I really got into fucking my ass with it and rubbing my clit and I could tell orgasm was close. I pushed it in deeper in me and it got far enough in there it felt uncomfortable inside. Before long I came and when I was clenching my PG muscles with it in my ass the hardness was very uncomfortable and I didn’t like that at all. After the orgasm subsided my anus was tight and it hurt to pull it out so I let it sit in there. I realized I had a lot of it in there too as I could easily hook my finger into the hole at the bottom.

A couple of minutes later I started to pull it out and if you’re squeamish you can stop reading now.

If you’re still reading it’s your fault.

When it came out something was stuck to it. Not a lot, but no small amount either and there was a streak up the side of it giving me some idea how far I had it in me. The piece of poop stuck to the end of it was a bit of a “what did you expect” moment. That made a bit of a difficult situation as I had to keep it from touching anything and I had to get down off of my bunk. When I slid my hips up I heard what I would think would be considered a reverse queef but it was air coming into my ass. Now that felt pretty interesting and started a new thing for me I’ll discuss at a later date. Getting down I quickly dealt with the problem. A couple of kleenex later and my toy was clean enough to take to the bathroom with me in my shower tote so I could wash it in the shower. Even with the little hiccups with this event it started me down a long storied path of things going up my ass and me enjoying it.

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