[F] My adventures as an exhibitionist Pizza Delivery Girl

So when I was 18 I got a job as a delivery girl to earn extra money for college. It sucked as much as you would imagine. You would think being surrounded by pizza would be the best job in the world but surprisingly it got old quick.

The only thing that made it get interesting again was after one delivery where I knocked on the door and had a girl answer it completely naked. I reacted kinda how you would expect. There were a couple of the woman’s friends inside both guys and girls (all naked too) who seemed to think it was pretty funny. They were hanging out and playing strip poker or truth or dare or a mix of them both it seemed and made her answer the door naked to get the food. I talked to them for about five minutes and they mentioned how they do that kinda stuff a lot and had even gone to a nudist beach about an hour away from me a couple days before.

Anyway though, I got a pretty nice tip and an idea from one of them who jokingly suggested after I said no one had answered the door naked before that maybe I should be the one to come to the door and do deliveries naked.

I didn’t think much of it but the more I went along with my job the more that idea actually seemed like a good idea.

I finally got the courage to strip my shorts and panties off and delivered to one house of a frequent customer who had answered the door in just a towel before while bottomless. He didn’t actually notice since it was so dark and the shirts they give us are kinda long and it was the same with the next few places.

Finally I just said fuck it and went all the way, at this point I didn’t really care if I lost my job since I had already saved up enough anyway and when I got told I had to deliver a couple pizzas to the frat on campus during one of their big keg parties, I waited in the car for about five minutes outside the place before I finally just pulled off my shirt and shorts and strolled across the lawn wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers and the hat they give us with our uniforms that have the company logo on it.

I’m pretty sure most of the people were too drunk to even know what was going on but getting cheered as I walked up to the porch was a pretty big confidence boost and I didn’t even mind that they forgot to tip :P

Of course I didn’t deliver pizzas naked to every house I got sent too. Usually just regulars that I thought wouldn’t mind or when I was making deliveries on campus. But the more nights I kept doing it and finding to my surprise that no one called my boss to complain the more places I was going naked to up to the point where I didn’t even bother to get dressed again as soon as I got back in my car. At some points I ended up going nearly my whole shift without once wearing any clothes or if I did I would sometimes pull my shirt up over my tits so they were exposed while I delivered the food.

The best part about it was how different people reacted. I usually tried to not bring attention to it and act just like I would on a normal delivery. A lot of people didn’t even bring it up. But I could tell from how much they stared that they noticed. A few people would get super confused or nervous and sputter out asking why I was naked and then I would try and keep a straight face and say something like, “Hm? Oh ya! They changed our uniforms as part of a new company policy that corporate is doing to increase sales.” Or “I spilled pizza sauce on it and couldn’t come to the door wearing a stained shirt that would be unprofessional.” Or even just act really confused and tell them I’m not naked which was really funny if I’m doing deliveries on campus and the person who comes to the door is high. I’m pretty sure a lot of people actually believed the first reason though because a couple weeks later I was looking up something and found one of the google fill in searches for, “Why does dominos…” Was, “Why does dominos make their delivery drivers deliver naked?”

Besides getting twice as much in tips as I got when I did deliveries clothed the reactions were pretty much how you would expect. The drunker the customer was the more likely I’m getting groped or a finger pushed inside me as my tip but I didn’t mind. One guy almost got caught by his wife who came downstairs wondering what took him so long to get the food. Some guys and even girls would invite me inside thinking I was coming on to them and try and have sex but I wouldn’t stay long since I had to stay on schedule.

I kinda got more and more brazen about it was time went on since I was really surprised at this point how no one had called to complain. The only person who did my manager took it as a prank call and didn’t think anymore of it. If I was delivering to dorms or an apartment I might come into the building clothed and strip on the elevator or just walk up to the door and pull my shirt up over my tits and my shorts down to my ankles before knocking on it but after I while I just left my clothes in the car and strolled through a few dorms and apartment lobbies at 2 am completely nude. Usually when I went through the dorms it would turn some heads but I never got campus security called on me. A few times I covered for a coworkers shift and did deliveries during the day and tried the same thing and didn’t get caught. I only had the job for a few months and quit at the end of the semester but I kinda wish I didn’t now since I have a feeling I’d have a lot more stories to share if I kept working there for a while longer.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/djxxc0/f_my_adventures_as_an_exhibitionist_pizza