[MF] Calling in sick at work to sneak into my jerkass neighbor’s home and breed his willing wife

[Trying to shock my ugly annoying neighbor into leaving me alone got me the hottest fuck I’ve had all year](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/db8y3v/mf_trying_to_shock_my_ugly_annoying_neighbor_into/)

[Snatching my ugly neighbor away from her family for a quick fuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dbzu9d/mf_snatching_my_ugly_neighbor_away_from_her/)

This is a follow up to the above.

**TL;DR -** Friday, last week, whilst being pestered by my BBW butterface neighbor, Alice, we got caught up in a sudden, hot ‘hate fuck’ (ostensibly) moment. We warmed up to each other considerably after and she’s been driving me crazy horny since. I’m 24, whilst she’s 30-something (*maaaaybe* early 40s, but I doubt it) and gets off to calling me daddy during sex.

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After our last meeting on Saturday, I haven’t really had much contact with Alice except for a coffee at Starbucks on Monday and the odd text afterward and on Tuesday, but, otherwise, things have mostly been silent. At least until yesterday. I was still sleeping when an incoming text woke me up bleary-eyed and irritated to see that it’s not yet 6 am. My annoyance didn’t last long when I see that Alice is the sender, so I opened it up to see what was on her mind.

“I want u 2 f**k me all day long.”

I’m thinking it’s too early to get horny, but I am all the same. I was almost tempted to reply back immediately, but I go down to living room and can see from the window that both cars are in their driveway, meaning everyone is home, and something could go wrong if the timing of my text is unfortunate. I postpone it and kill some time with a shower and breakfast. By 7, I’m dressed and ready to go to work, when I see Carl’s car (the husband), is no longer in the driveway. I was already dressed and *almost* put off replying.

I asked if she meant on that very day, to which she coyly replies that its a rare chance. Frankly, I was still of two minds, because I’d had a bad turn of health last month and didn’t want to call it in again so soon. Maybe I didn’t answer fast enough, or maybe she could tell from the delay that I was hesitant, but Alice sent another text.

“Rly desperate 2 cum on ur big hrd cock baby.”

Honestly. That was just playing dirty. Anyway, since she’s driving me like this, I decide to punish her and not reply immediately. I call my manager to let him know I’m not feeling well and that I’m on the way to the clinic and will get back to him. I head off to the clinic and ask my long time doctor for a day or two off on the pretense that I feel unwell. He was hesitant, but we’ve known each other for years, and he throws me a bone. I call work and then head back home, hoping that it was all worth it, as I feel I had called a favor that day.

Alice must have woken up pretty horny herself that day, because I was checking my phone and in the 20-odd minutes I haven’t replied to her, there’s four new messages.

* “Carl’s left. Kids 2.”
* “Cum gt this p*ssy stud.”
* “Gonna <3 having u tke me on the marital bed.”
* “Gt wetter thinking of u than than hving sx with my husband.”

My underwear was already ruined by slick spots by the time I walked through the front door. I text Alice, letting her know I’ll be over, without specifying a time, and tell her to wear something sexy. She sends an unhappy face, followed by confession that she doesn’t have clothes like that anymore, so I ask if she got rid of them. She replies that they don’t fit her properly anymore. The devil on my shoulder also gets a bonner, and I feel like being mean. I tell her to put them on anyway. I suspected she might look for excuses, so I send another text, with a little manipulation on my part: “Don’t care. Put it on. Daddy’s cuming.”

I get changed again, since its broad daylight, complete with a crappy hat I hadn’t used in ages. I locked the house, went out the back, and took the access alley behind to get to Alice’s place, and a barking dog scared the shit out of me for trying to be subtle. Carl’s backyard is a shithole, but I was grateful for the overgrown plants that helped mask my approach. I was about to get to cross the yard when another text from Alice has me jumping. Started to feel pissed, but, not for long I guess.

* “Hve u been saving daddy? Might b dangerous 2 do it 2day bareback.”

Damn this woman! We’ve done it unprotected since day one, but I’m sure she’s on the pill or has her tubes tied or something, and she was just sending me something like this to get a rise out of me. Still, my sureness is suddenly at 99.99% and I can’t stop thinking. I seriously wanted to punish her at that moment! It also didn’t help that I was pent up, though not because I had been saving, but had been anticipating we’d hook up sooner (even turned down a tinder hook up for the off chance that Alice might be available).

I tried to peek through some windows to see if I could see her and found her in the living room where we first fucked. She had pulled up an armchair to the front door and was sitting in full view of it with stockinged leg over the arm, a hand idly playing between her parted legs, whilst holding her phone and watching (I assume) for replies.

I still didn’t feel comfortable enough with trying the front door in broad daylight, even if it was what Alice might have been hoping for. I saw an open window, but fortunately the backdoor opened as I tried it, and as soon as I was inside, I stripped off my t-shirt. I quietly entered the living room from behind Alice and stood there silently for a while, partly to see how long she was going to stay there, but mostly because I was wondering what was the best way to proceed. I was there long enough to start feeling awkward, before finally deciding that I was there and time was wasting.

“Are you going to stay there playing with your pretty pussy all day?” I asked, which elicited a small gasp from her. She slowly looked behind before getting up, clearly more than a little abashed. And, I guess, she hadn’t been joking about the fit of her lingerie. She had elected for sheer black babydoll (I think that’s what it’s called), with a matching garter-belt and fishnet stockings. I kind of felt like a prick then for insisting, since the former two were a size or two too small, and fishnets were ripped, especially since she might have issues with it. I also felt bad for feeling really turned on because of the slutty image of her.

“What the verdict?” she asked somewhat sheepishly; the first time I’ve seen her genuinely shy.

“I might just need to make you mine after all,” I grinned back at her. The sultry grin that Alice beamed had me feeling easier and flushed with heat. We both looked at each other for a bit, before I took her inactivity for wanting me to do something. After a moment of hesitation, I walked towards her and then past her to tease her, turned the chair she was sitting in to face her and sat in it slouching.

Alice quickly caught on and came at me on her hands and knees like a big kitty. I open my legs and she crawled between them, undoing my belt and freeing my long suffering dick. Unlike our first day, she was slow and sensual in sucking me this time, and it was more like worship than a blow job. We kept a lot of eye contact and I did my best to wordlessly express my enjoyment. The only thing that prevented me from completely sinking into the moment was the fact that I was keeping an ear out for any sign someone might stumble upon us. Alice didn’t seem to share my concern though (or was really good at keeping it hidden).

Despite the slow pace, it really ate up the time. Finally, Alice gave a last lick and got up to go and lie back on the couch. The last time I had gone straight to fucking, but I figured it was my turn to eat her out, especially seeing as she had shaved her pubes completely. Secretly, I kind of missed the raw primitive attraction they presented, but, pleasuring her orally was easier this way. I gave my best effort, licking, swirling, fingering, and even spanked. I was worried it was going to be difficult, but it was strangely satisfying to go down on a woman this big, and, there’s a lot to hold and caress. She begged me to stop after her first climax, but I continued and ate her through two more (might have been three). By then, Alice wasn’t resisting, holding my head firmly against her pussy and biting on a nail, which looked really sexy.

We took a break after, sitting close together, laughing at a few silly things, but mostly teasing each other with naughty suggestions whenever something came to mind. Suddenly, Alice leans over and starts blowing me again, at a pace that suggests she going for gold. Within a few minutes I’m was gritting my teeth and groaning, trying to give her a little indication that I’m going to cum soon, but she just kept at it. As I started to squeeze her tighter, she got off and started jerking me with her hand, looking up at me from lap and adding her moans to mine.

Suddenly I give out a half-strangled ‘Oh, fuck’ as my cock starts to swell, but Alice was suddenly, “Oh fuck, not yet baby!” She suddenly pinched the head of my cock between her thumb and fingers, and I’m forced into seating position from the burning sensation of a suddenly aborted orgasm, which, mercifully, lasts for less than a few moments.

“Sorry!” she half-grinned an apology. “I got carried away!”

I didn’t reprimand her, but I thought it was pretty stupid since it was obvious what the result of giving head like that would eventually be. We settled back onto couch in each others arms again, with me trying to wonder what she has in mind.

“I really like feeling you,” she suddenly murmured near my ear as she was running her lips on my neck. With her fingers dragging on my chest and stockinged leg crawling up mine, I could see something was turning her on fiercely, and I had no idea how to answer.

“You wanna take shower?” she asks all of a sudden. Inwardly, I’m like ‘say what now?’

“Like now?” I ask, slightly confused.

“Sure,” she replies, almost cheerfully. I allowed myself to be persuaded, so we go to the upstairs where the main shower is. She leaves me to clean up alone, which has me confused as hell, so I’m really just standing there for the most part thinking.

I get out and dry off. I looked out into the hall, but Alice isn’t there. I creep around and found her whilst going past the master bedroom. At that point, Alice had discarded the babydoll and was waiting on the bed. Her thick legs were spread open, but her hands were covering her pussy, the position of which had her big, floppy breasts pushed together between her arms. Alice looks… *really* hot. And really *horny.* My cock sprang to life again, just from the intensity of that smoldering, half-lidded look.

“You okay?” I asked and immediately regretted asking such a stupid-sounding question. Admittedly, the situation didn’t lend itself to careful thinking.

“Kinda,” she replies, smiling and biting her lip. God, I felt like I was on fire seeing that.

“Kinda?”

I didn’t expect her to giggle at the question. “I love the way you look at me, David,” she smiled suddenly, squeezing her legs shut before letting them fall open again. Then she looks down at my erection. “Does the thought of making me yours turn you on that much?”

Wow. This had suddenly gotten really heavy, and I almost felt light-headed. “Something you’ve been thinking about, huh?” I replied a little evasively, and feeling more than a little exposed because my cock was tingling and I could feel a drop of precum oozing out.

“Want to do it?” She uncovered her pussy at that. Honestly, I’m feeling just a teensy-weensy bit weirded out, but, being more horny than anything, I went over anyway. I come up from the side and the moment I was within reach, Alice suddenly reaches out and grabs my length to pull me closer. I’m secretly mortified when the bead of pre leaks down onto her arm, but thankfully Alice doesn’t seem to care. Instead, she just pulled me to get onto the bed with her so that I was between her legs.

With the way she’s acting, I’m suddenly remembering her last text to me all of a sudden. Frankly, I was starting to get really flustered at that point. Even if it killed the mood, I just decided to flat-out ask if she was on the pill, but Alice just more amused than anything.

“Would you still fuck me if I said I wasn’t?” I eyeballed her, but inside it was more like shaking my fist at her and telling her that I hated mind games. But I suddenly drew a blank as she started angling my cock at her pussy. There’s a bit of a pause and I realize she’s watching me, so looked back at her. I felt like it was my first time again; the nervousness, the exhilaration, and everything.

I hated myself for being indecisive. At that moment, I suddenly hated the complexity of the situation. Plus, I have no idea if she’s playing with me. If any one of my previous girlfriends had been this hot and put me in this situation, I would have probably had them squealing and with belly without a second thought. I’m looking at Alice, and I can see she’s into me. Maybe. I mean, fuck, I didn’t know what to think.

Probably because of that, I just thought, to hell with this.

I pushed my hips forward slightly and the head of my cock just slipped into her heat with surprising ease. Alice gasped and I stopped. Like instantly. I’m looking at Alice and she seems to be in disbelief. I tell myself that she doesn’t look… angry? horrified? disgusted? I slip another inch into her and the faint ‘Ah’ she makes definitely sounded like a note of pleasure. I wasn’t left to wonder for much longer, because she suddenly put one of her feet behind my back and started pulling me into her until I bottomed out to the balls.

At this point, we proceeded to have a frenzied, total-loss-of-control pussy-beating fuck. Alice is fucking crying out and swearing at every thrust I make, and my balls are aching from beating against her heavy ass with vicious frequency. I could almost swear that her cunt felt hotter and wetter than ever. As amazing as that felt, I’d was completely bewitched with her face, which was a haunting picture of vulnerability, disbelief, and fevered rapture.

I took hold of her legs and pushed them back to her chest, which earned me heated “Oh fuck!” from her. In between stabs, I’m shifting every now and again to find a better position to drill her whilst keeping my strength.

“Piece of ~ fucking ~ shit!” Alice swore all of sudden between clenched teeth. I’m not sure, but I think she came; I wasn’t taking the time to feel if she was having contractions and she was already so wet. I’m not sure I completely cared, because all that was on my mind was taking her as hard as possible and making sure she felt it, and knew, without any possible doubt, that I was the one giving it to her.

“Is this what you need when you want to get off?” I asked hoarsely between gasps, when it became apparent that it was only going to be a matter of time before I creamed.

“I’ve been fucking waiting for you to take me like this,” she half-answered brokenly.

“I want you to cum again,” I told her bluntly, probably because I didn’t have the brain power to formulate anything more clever.

“You’re gonna make me fucking cum again,” she assured me. I tried to hammer harder, but not with any real success. Finally, my strength was just too sapped to continue at that pace and I had to pause. Alice was also taking the moment to catch her breath.

“Want me to turn around?” she asked at one point stroking my face, before smiling slyly. “I know you love the sight of my big ass whilst you’re pounding me.”

I wished to god that I could pound her again anew, even harder if such a thing was possible. Finally, I got down to lying on top her, a little awkward at first since Alice’s size had me a bit higher than I was used to, but once she planted her feet, I was firmly secured between her parted thighs. We started screwing again, if less aggressively, then a whole lot more intimately.

“I can’t believe you’re doing me like this,” she groaned after a while. “I didn’t think you’d have the balls!”

I had to pause again; the mood was lighter, so it was just an opportunity I felt needed taking. “So, *are* you on the pill?”

She looked at me as though I was a star pupil who had suddenly said something amusingly stupid. “No,” she replied, almost matter-of-factly. “Want to stop?”

I started bucking into her again. Not because of bravado, but I thought she might be bluffing and I wanted to see if I could catch her out. “Oh fuck!” she moaned instead, throwing her head back and running a hand up the back of my head through my hair. “I don’t want you to regret this later baby…”

*Ah fuck.* That was my mental moment. I told myself to stop. On top of that, I also told myself I had already blown two loads of my genetic batter into her since we hooked up. I thought that maybe I should be angry with her, but, strangely, I wasn’t. I think I was trying to do a lot of mental gymnastics at that point.

“I’m not so stupid to do something I’ll regret,” I snapped, lunging into her, for which she gave me a small, breathy *fuck*. That last part was bravado really, the first part patently untrue – I *fully* believed I was being stupid. I propped myself up so I could properly thrust into her with my whole body instead of just my hips. After a minute or two, Alice’s hands clapped on my backside and her fingers sank into me as she helped me to fuck her.

“I glad that ~ you ~ came here ~ today,” she said between groans. “I’ve ~ been in fucking heat ~ since last ~ night ~ thinking about you ~ screwing me ~ like this!”

I licked my lips to say something, but then locked my jaw and decided not to say anything.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,” she practically started to chant that to every thrust before telling me why. “God, I’m gonna cum again David! God, I’m gonna fucking cum!”

“I love it when you cum on daddy’s cock, princess,” I groaned to her with complete sincerity, but it in no way stopped me from continuing to ride her into the mattress. The apex of her climax was her nails digging into my cheeks and then, shortly, a strained, soft ‘Nnnng’.

I fucked her for a long time after that. She was just so slick and relaxed that the grip of her pussy was really lax. The bedside clock was just past 11:20 when I finally spewed. We locked eyes and she watched me cum atop her, emptying my days-filled balls into her. I hilted and kept it in her.

We rested for a while, got something to eat and drink, and then came back to the bedroom and fucked. We slept and woke up when the alarm rang so Alice could get the house ready for her kids. I played the part of the savage and interrupted her in the middle of cutting vegetables by bending her over the kitchen sink; Alice just open her legs and let me do as I wanted.

Just short of 3, I was getting ready to leave. Alice came behind and hugged me pretty tightly and then put her head into my back.

“You okay?” I asked wondering at the display.

“I’m great,” she chuckled, groping me and snuggling her head. “Really fucking good, even.”

She was pretty quiet for a while before I hear her sigh.

“So, I’m not on the pill…” she started, her voice a pitch higher than usual, and I was like okay… it was like territory I had already agreed to cross and deal with.

“… but, I did have my tubes tied a while back.” It took me nearly a whole half-minute to process that. Maybe even a full one.

“So, you’re saying…” I start to turn, but she squeezes me hard to keep me facing forward.

“I’m sorry!” she shrieked with girlish laughter. A few more moments were required to process.

“Oh come on! That was a low blow!’ I wasn’t really angry. Strangely, not relieved either.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry! You’ve been really good to me, goddamnit, so I just wanted to see how you were. You know. Not as the guy that I’m fucking, but the guy that, you know, wants me. I was just teasing you, thinking you were gonna back down! But then you went and… fuck! How was I going to say no when you were showing your balls like that!”

Alice started laughing long and loud, and eventually I had to give a chuckle which secured my freedom from her hold. She promised she wouldn’t do it again, and she’d keep things plain and simple. I joked that I had my doubts. She shoved me out of the door for that. I stood there for a little while waiting for god-knows-what before turning leave.

“It was great David,” I hear her suddenly say, turning to see her grinning face through the kitchen window. “Really. I’m going to hate getting in the same bed as Carl tonight.”

I reach out to ask her why she still married to him if its bad, but before I could say a word, Alice starts shooing me away. “Go, goddamnit,” she waved with mock sternness, before breaking character. “If you get any closer, I’m going to want to climb on your stupid dick again!”

I grimace evilly and took a step towards her, but she slams the window shut in my face. I massaged my temples for a second before pulling my hat low and slunk off. I feel I dodged a bullet that day, and yet I’m strangely disappointed by it.

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