Last Friday I was just finishing my bi-weekly gym quota and was heading home on foot just to slowly ease myself out of grind when a car pulls a hard corner and speeds down, nearly splashing me with a puddle. Needless to say, I was pissed, especially since I recognized the driver. Sure enough, as I make it round the corner, I can see the asshole’s wife fuming on the front porch. Nothing unusual then, just another fight between the problem couple in my little part of the world. I hunch my shoulders and try to keep a low profile, but to no avail, since she spots me anyway and decides to come over and vent.
Alice isn’t what most would consider a pretty woman (skip this paragraph if you do’t want to know). She has a face that’s somewhat too long, which isn’t at all complemented by a shaggy bob-cut done too short that’s been bleached blonde and doesn’t go with her brown eyes. Reasonably, she looks to be in okay health and has some curves, but whilst she’s not fat, she does have a few extra pounds, with emphasis on the ‘extra’. I’m guessing F cups when it comes to her breasts, but even at a glance, it’s clear that her bra is the only thing giving them shape.
Anyway, we exchange some pleasantries before Alice gets down to it. I do my best to be polite, since I can tell her life isn’t an easy one, but she just goes on and on and *on.* *And on*. Meanwhile, I’m tired from the gym and I want some rest before I go to work the next day. I think a quarter of an hour goes by before my patience finally gives. I try to politely eject myself, but she’s not taking a hint. More minutes go by and I try again. When it doesn’t work, I consider just turning my back and walking, but I’m tired and I felt like a parting shot was needed for my wasted time. So, as she’s taking breath, I took the opportunity to interject.
“That’s really sad, but, frankly, you need to go get fucked,” I said bluntly without any playfulness. At this point, I don’t care if she never talks to me again or hates my guts. No loss to me, frankly.
It certainly shut her up, but as I’m getting ready to wave her off and leave, she looks at me deadpan, hand on hip, and says: “Are you offering?”
I don’t know why, but at that moment, my cock is stiffening and I’m getting crazy horny. I take a glance at Alice, as if expecting the sight of her will throw a wet blanket on my fire, but, surprisingly, no.
“Anyone home?” I asked.
“Just us,” she replies as if I’m an idiot. We don’t say another word and go inside.
As soon as she’s locked the front, I come in from behind her, pressing her up against the door and reach under her top to pull down her bra and fondle her tits. She give a breath *fuck* and starts grinding onto my erection with her ass. We start to roll and struggle, whilst pulling at each other’s clothes. By the time she’s just down to her panties, she twists in my arms, gets me to sit down and starts sucking me off. I don’t know if I’m just *that* horny, but she seemed really good at it. Her head was bobbing furiously as if it was the last time she’d ever handle a guy’s cock, and the wet slobbering sounds made me think I was going to blow right then and there. Her head comes off, she starts tugging, pauses and spits before her fist starts flailing again. At this points it’s my turn for an ‘Oh fuck’.
“I never guessed you had such a big, fucking cock in your pants,” she moaned between mouthing my balls. I’m sure its the sex talking at this point, since I’m only 8″, but I’m loving it all the same. I’m glad she’d relaxed the pace of her handjob, or I’m sure it would have been it for me.
“Glad you like it princess,” I groaned in appreciation guiding her head with one my hands whilst I fingered her with the other. “You really know how to give head like a good girl.”
My words seem to push her to new fervor as she got off my balls and went back to blowing me. We went at it for a few more minutes, with Alice gagging herself twice whilst trying to deep throat my length. Finally, she pulled off, spitting and wiping her chin. She took hold of my cock and gave it a few firm tugs.
“I want this,” she growls, looking me dead in the eye from between my legs and squeezing me. “In me.”
I’m straining so hard, its actually painful. But I had just come from the gym and getting laid today was the last thing I had been expecting, so I shook my head slightly since I didn’t have any condoms.
“Sorry princess, but I didn’t bring any condoms,” I managed a touch weakly. Alice glared at me bug-eyed. For a moment, I thought she was getting angry at perceiving some form of rejection, but there was no change in expression on that horny mess that was her face.
“Oh fuck no!” she rebuked. “I don’t want this wrapped, sugar, I want this as is.”
I’m furiously debating mentally what to do, whilst Alice gets up, wriggles out of her panties and goes to lie down on the couch, throwing one leg over the back and stretching the other out on the ground, spreading herself wide open and showing off her plump, hairy cunt with its loose lips. I was morbidly entranced, with all thoughts of resistance going out the window.
I got up, fixed my cock head to her pussy and shoved in. Alice threw her head back and swore. She was already slippery, and her pussy felt so hot I thought it was burning me for a moment. I started to buck my hips and Alice began to moan, reaching up to touch and grope at me all over. I did her like that for a while before electing to change since my left leg was starting to cramp from the awkward position. So Alice got up and bent over the side of the sofa, head in the cushions and ass in the air.
I was determined to finish then, so I just went all out and gave her the pounding she had been asking for. I have never enjoyed the doggie position more that day; feeling her fat ass clapping against me, watching her body jiggle with every stabbing plunge of my cock into her pussy. At that point, I don’t think Alice cared who might have heard, because she had just melted into a potty-mouth of fuck talk. Among some of the things I can remember:
* “Oh fuck baby. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. So big, so big, so big.”
* “Oh my god. Don’t stop. Don’t stop. I’m your slut, baby. I’m your whore. Just use me. Use me for sex.”
* “Oh fuck. Just like that. Fill me with your meat, baby. Fill my slut hole with your fucking meat.”
My head was spinning. If she had shut up and stuck to moaning and whimpering, I’m sure I could have lasted much longer. But fuck. It was like the damn had burst and you couldn’t stop it. Despite her self-demeaning tone, I’ve promised myself never to think poorly of her again. She must have really paired with the wrong guy, because I can’t imagine that if her husband got this kind of sex, he’d treat as badly as I had seen. But then, he could just be a jerk.
It was all I could do to keep the effort up, and my hips were coming down from fluid motion to hard, mechanical lunges. Alice’s face was flat against the sofa having given up the support of her hands so that she could reach back and hold her prodigious ass cheeks open.
“Are you gonna to cum?” she gave a muffled moan, to which I gave an unequivocal ‘Oh, fuck yeah.”
“Are you gonna cum baby?” I don’t think she heard me, probably lost to the moment, so I punished her with a spank that set her ass cheeks quivering. Alice gave a sobbing cry and I wondered if she had cum. The cramp in my left leg was starting up again, but I was determined to work through and continued to fuck her pussy.
“Oh fuck, I want you to come daddy.”
My cock gave a spasm and I paused, thinking I had gone over the edge. I’ve never been into the whole ‘daddy’ thing, but right then, it had been hot enough to almost make me blow. “Fuck you,” I cursed her, slapping her ass again.
“Fuck me,” she practically echoed. I hated her for getting off on the punishment. But I continued to fuck. A few more seconds, and then she finished me.
“Oh fuck me, daddy,” she was practically snorting for breath from where she was bent over double. “Do it. Do me. Pump your fucking cum in you bastard. Mark me. Mark me. Mark me. I’ll wring your big cock any day you want if you just fucking cum in me!”
And it was just too much.
I blew my load even as she was starting to say something else, groaning out as I pumped my ejaculate into her. Alice started to squeeze and clench on my shaft, and I made a few abortive thrusts to push in deeper.
Finally, I pulled out and sunk back into the chair where she had blown me. Alice made no attempt to get up, leaving me to recover whilst watching my cum leak out of her slightly gaping pussy and down her thigh. Once my leg had started to recover, I jerked my clothes on and went for the door.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/db8y3v/mf_trying_to_shock_my_ugly_annoying_neighbor_into
> I’m sure its the sex talking at this point, since I’m only 8″
And this is where all reality left the building
You gonna fuck her more now ?
That my friend, was a hate fucking. Good show!!! I enjoyed the writing.
She needs fucking in the ass,
I don’t know much about average size dicks, mine is what I think is sort of normal, at least from what I saw in the showers back in high school. I did gain a bit as I got older.
But this tale reminds me of the time I woke up with a hangover, someone on top of me muttering “Damn it’s big!” and I opened my eyes to find my Mother in law on top, me firmly embedded. She was about 45, sort of fat, and one crazy horny bitch! I went to try and push her off, got a handful of oversized tits and began going off, unable to stop.
I had managed to avoid her up until then since she acted goofy and kept embarrassing me. I was just sleeping one off, the wife had gone to the store and her Mom saw opportunity. We did manage to keep that secret and I was WAY more careful after that.
That wife is an ex wife now so I guess it doesn’t matter, but ever since then I have always thought I was pretty good size, before I never thought about it.
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