So, back in the day, when I was a tall, skinny, perpetually horny teen (of legal age, of course), my best friend’s older sister was my…obsession. Tall, with broad shoulders and hips, tight tummy and amazing boobs – I was a thoroughly smitten kitten.
I think she humored me because I was so very innocent and clueless, and made no moves on her. ( I had none then, and only a few to this day…)
When the bikini bridge thing became popular a few years ago, I immediately flashed back to that summer. They had a pool in the back yard, and I spent as much time there as possible… She had a small green bikini that was a personal favorite.
One hot day, Jerry and I had just gotten out of the pool, and he teased her as she was out sunning in that memorable green bikini. He mocked her for her wide, high, flaring hips, as I stared on, enthralled. She said something like ‘Mom says that I’ll have no problem having kids some day…’
And, all of a sudden, she took her Pepsi, and tossed in over his head, ice cubes and all. He spluttered, and started screaming, and ran into the house to rinse off.
I was dumbfounded. She looked up at me, smiled, and said
XYZ
I was lost in sun and lust and surprise, and didn’t know what she meant. Back in the day, XYZ stood for Examine Your Zipper.
As I stood there, clueless, she said ‘Your barn door’s open.’
(Side note: how dumb were we that we had more than one slang term to say your zipper is down?)
I looked down, and saw, to my shock and horror, that the the entire head of my fully-erect penis was arrogantly sticking out through the leg of my trunks, pink and proud and obvious…
I turned purple, turned around, and tucked myself in, and started to mumble apologies… My goddess smiled, and said I think it’s adorable, how smitten you are – but Jerry would never let you hear the end of it if he’d noticed…’
Heavy sigh. I’m off to look at bikini bridges.
Does anyone have a similar story, either from smitten younger guys, or gracious, worshipped women?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dbcu51/a_quick_cfnm_story_from_my_youth_a_merciful_crush
That’s hot and erotic. As a kid, I remember my first nip slip at the city pool. Her boyfriend notified her and I just stared. It’s really a coming of age experience.