Almost got caught by stripper’s crazy ex boyfriend! [MF]

This was a wild and funny one. This happened ti back in uni days.

One night after a long day of classes, I went in search of a bar to get a drink and smoke. The only one I could find was attached to this small strip club. So I got my drink and sat outside the club.

Shortly after one of the girls came outside to invite me for a lap dance. I told her I wasn’t here for that, and I’m just having a drink. She sat next to me and tried to make small talk before asking if she could just sit in my lap. I honestly wasn’t in the mood, but allowed her to.

While I tried to drink she kept grinding and leading my hand over her pussy. People were staring but I didn’t care too much. When my drink was done, I got up to leave and she asked for my number. I gave it to her and went home.

I didn’t think she would contact me but she did. We were sending texting all night (She was very kinky). Before I went to sleep she asked if I could come to her house the next day. This would normally be a red flag, but I was young and horny. So I packed my pocket knife in my book bag, and went to see her.

When I got in, she was already naked and brandishing some pink fuzzy handcuffs. If not for her tattoos and piercings, she would have looked like a pretty petite blonde church girl. I dropped my book bag by the door and she led me to the bedroom.

When we got in, she dropped to her knees unzipped my pants and took my entire cock in her mouth. I could see the slight bulge from her throat while she deppthroated me. She was even touching my balls with her tongue when she got it all the way down.

My cock was now slick with her saliva. After sucking my cock for another couple seconds she bit my dick. I winced but she only laughed. She stood and and picked up the cuffs. Her entire mouth was still covered with saliva from the blowjob.

“Cuff me to the bed and fuck me like you hate me!” It was more of an order than request. As a precaution, I never remove all my clothes if I suspect a situation is sketchy. So I just pulled my pants to my knees. She was now cuffed to the bed frame, in doggystyle, back perfectly arched and waiting.

I slipped a condom on, and used some of her lube. I tried to get the tip of my cock in when she pushed all the way back and took me all in again. I didn’t even need to move. I just slapped her ass, while she threw it back and fucked me.

Because she had small butt, her asshole was in plain view. So I licked two fingers and started fingering her while she fucked me.

“Fuck me you dirty motherfucker!” “Fuck me like a whore!”…etc. She screamed while SHE was fucking me. I just watched and fingered while she increased the speed. I could feel her pussy walls close in and grip my cock, while she had an orgasm. Before jihad a chance to cum, I heard a guy screaming her name outside.

I looked out the window to see a huge muscular pissed off man. She said he was her ex ‘Mike’, and he’ll kill me of he catches me. I’m not a fast guy, so out running him wasn’t an option. Instead I pulled my pants up, grabbed my book bag and walked up to him outside.

“Hi, I’m John Smith from the utilities company” I told him. “Are you Mike?” “Your girlfriend was talking to me but she’s a bit tied up right now”

“What the fuck you doing in my house?” He asked still fuming with anger. I told him that the company noticed a glitch that may have caused him to pay almost triple on his bills over the past year. I even walked him around the house and threw out words I didn’t even know the meaning of. We even talked briefly about solar panels. Lol.

I asked him if he has all his bills and he said he would have to go to home to get them (even though he claimed this house was his). I told him that I would continue drilling his girlfriend for any more information that might lead to solving their billing problem. He left in a hurry and I went back inside.

She was still cuffed to the bed and extremely worried. She asked what happened, but I didn’t answer. I just shoved my cock back inside her pussy and fucked her just how she wanted it.

I didn’t take too long to finish because that big crazy guy would be back. I pulled the condom off, shot my load on her back, undid the cuffs and left.

I never went to that club/bar again and blocked her immediately after leaving. Recounting this makes me wonder what happened when Mike cameback with all his utility bills. I also shook his hand with same one I fingered her ass with, did he smell his hand? I’ll never know.

As usual, once I remember another good experience I’ll post it. Hope you enjoy.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/d8svqd/almost_got_caught_by_strippers_crazy_ex_boyfriend