It turns out that I use Uber a lot. It is easy and cheap. So when I go out, I always use it to come back. I am almost always drunk when I return, and being drunk makes me very horny. So I like to give them the opportunity to touch me…
The tactic is too simple and everyone always bites the hook. I simply ask for the Uber and wait. I try to get 1 or 2 blocks after where I announced my starting point. When they get there, they send a message “I’m here” or things like that. I tell the guy where I am and I apologize for the confusion “sorry, I’m very drunk” by message. Even sometimes I write badly intentionally.
He goes to where I am and before he arrives, I undo my hair and loose some straps of my shirt trying to see one of my tits or nipples. I smile and greet very emotionally and get awkwardly into the car. Obviously sitting in the passenger seat, not behind. I always behave awkwardly, naively, smiling and try to drag the words and pretend to be more drunk than I really am, and repeat it “forgive me, I’m so drunk that everything turns me around”
I only talk for 1 or 2 minutes, and I immediately lie down and pretend to be asleep (sometimes I have snored even LOL) I lie as exposed as I can, legs open as much as I can, face turned to the other side, without covering my tits with my arms, sometimes I lie on my side with my ass towards the driver. And they always fall into the trap LOL. Before or after, but they always fall.
They almost always start shyly touching my knee. They squeeze a little, and withdraw. Then when he realizes that I “didn’t notice” they return this time to my thigh. They touch more firmly and rise near my pussy. Almost none reaches my pussy, they only caress around very close. Some have reached my pussy and caress me gently, I’m sure they can feel my humidity, I always am in those cases.
After that they almost always pass to my tits. Once a driver managed to take out one of my tits and stroke it. I wore a strapless neckline, it was very easy just to pull my blouse a little.
Once I went with my ass to the driver, I was wearing a skirt, he climbed my skirt and stroked my ass and pussy quite a bit.
They always stop touching me with 1 or 2 blocks to get there and wake me up talking loudly. I “wake up” abruptly and adjust my clothes apologizing “oh my god what a shame! I’m sorry!” Everyone always gives me 5 stars Hehehehehehe.
Comment and ask freely. Any ideas or suggestions?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/d80bo6/f_i_like_to_let_myself_be_touched_by_uber_drivers
It may be hot for you, but God damn that’s disturbing that it’s frequent.
Is no one else freaked out by uber driver’s willingness to molest a drunk rider?
I love your stories!
So hot. Want to hear more. Please keep us up-to-date
Interesting read.
Well that’s cool you’re finding one way to be a whore while also committing entrapment,
Good job !
Uhhhh. This doesn’t feel right. This is a little messed up, sorry.
I would actively invite one of them to try it while acting drunk, maybe you could end up with a new partner.
Hey, I’m not one to slut shame anyone (clearly, I have my own kinks) so I’m not going to make a throw away to comment. But this is really irresponsible and reckless “baiting.” There are policies and legislation in the works to try and help against the reports of assault by ridesharing drivers. As a former sexual assault victim advocate, I have seen firsthand how easily and often it happens.
Please, do not do this. Even if this is fiction, to whomever is reading, please do not allow these drivers to think assault is okay because you have a specific fantasy that you are playing out with them unknowingly.
I posted here to interrupt the comments that will stack up in here but we can talk in PMs if you would like.
I am not surprised by how many men try to take advantage of you. I would have to say that a fair amount of men might try to go farther, but they would worry about the ramifications of their actions. The next day when you are sober, you could identify them and persue legal options. But depending upon if you are their type and the feeling was mutual would you go farther with them? And you would have to be awake obviously.
As a straight guy with fantasy dreams, this sounds awesome.
As a former driver with a conscious and who understands consent, this sounds like the reason I *always* drove with a dashcam that took both video and sound. There is no way anyone should do this to you and be able to sleep at night.
I was proposed a few times by *very* drunk women (and a couple guys), and had more than a few so drunk they couldn’t walk to their door.
Without a dashcam, the driver is taking a huge risk driving someone as drunk as you pretend to be. For their sake and yours, do not encourage this behavior no matter how sexy you find it. If you want some, just offer yourself up and let consent be part of it.
I wouldn’t touch if I thought you were passed out. But I would wake you up and tell you I want to touch you while you sleep. If you said no I’d charge you double. If you said yes you’d get a free ride
Nice!
This might get better feedback in r/rapekink
I love the story and your kink but do have to feel a little concerned at the fact they do just touch “drunk” people like that!