Fantastic sex with the worst person [MF]

I spent some time after college trying on different sexual kinks. I went to BDSM clubs, which are a lot heavier and older than advertised. I tried meeting girls online in kink forums (like Craigslist). It turned out that I’m not as kinky as I liked to believe; I was just bored and horny.

So, in one of these bored and horny states I let myself get setup for a blind date. I was shown a picture, so it was more like a “deaf date,” I guess. She was pretty. Shoulder length brown hair with messy bangs, as was popular then. Bright blue eyes, which was hot. She had a long neck and thin figure. Not much chest, and I was told that was because she was a gymnast in school, which helped me say yes.

So the night of the date comes. I go to pick her up with a rose, because I know fuckall what I’m doing. She opens the door, and I swear from the get go, her accent was like nails on a chalkboard. Like some sort of mix between southern and Brooklyn. The pitch of her voice could’ve made the Sandinistas surrender alone, but the accent combined with it was just abrasive to the ears.

I could’ve gotten over that, but throughout the night she wanted to talk about the most asinine thing: celebrity gossip. How ugly this celeb was, how this fued was going. She actually said, “OMG” and “like” every other sentence. I texted my friend and asked how old she was again. Friend was not amused.

So, date’s almost over and she’s gushing about what a good time she’s had. I just said “likewise,” and smiled, lying my ass off. Not only was her choice of hobby bonkers, she sucked her teeth, slurped her drink, and snapped at the waiter.

We get to the door and she says, “are you gonna kiss me?” and every part of my brain said no. Unfortunately, she said it looking at me with those blue eyes, and, like a fucking moron, me and my dick fell for it.

I kissed her y’all. We were inside her place in seconds, ran to her messy as fuck bedroom and started stripping each other. She peeled my shirt off, then slipped out of her LBD. I undid my jeans and she, slowly, unzipped them. She dropped down squatting and pulled them down, revealing my tented boxer shorts. She giggled and pulled it out biting her lip and took me in.

Goodness fuck I can still remember that feeling like it was yesterday. She had perfect technique, bobbing her head in just the right motion to not have my slight upward curve hit her teeth, yet feel fully enveloped in her mouth. Tongue just the right level between soft and hard. Eyes looking up at me. Damn.

I almost came in her mouth, but I stopped her just in time. I pulled her to her feet and she tried saying “sexy stuff” in my ear, but it was all off and weird like, “I want you to fuck me like a milk maid,” and in her odd accent and tone. I just kept pushing her towards the bed, undoing her unnecessary pushup bra and then taking off her panties.

I needed her to be quiet, so I asked if she was into any kinky stuff, she asked “like handcuffed and whatnot? yea.” and nodded. I tossed her onto the bed, trailed her panties up her skin, and as sexy as I could pull off, stuffed them in her mouth.

I proceeded to go down on her, licking her on either side, teasing her soft folds with my tongue tip. Blissful muffled moans. I finally dove in, and lapped from bottom to top, spreading her with my widely broadened tongue. I flicked her clit slowly at first, went back down, and did it again. I repeated this slowly picking up speed each time, until she was ready. I stayed on her clit steadily flicking the same beat as stayin’ alive like a sexual CPR. She yanked the gag out and moaned loud, which wasn’t unpleasant, as she came on my face. Her thighs vibrated and squeezed my head as I slowed and stopped.

“Fuck me, OP,” she said pulling me up towards her. I positioned myself over her small frame, between her legs. She pulled me until I was inside her dripping cunt and I slowly started to rock. I adjusted, deeper each thrust, until I was buried inside her.

I hastily asked if she was on the pill, after realizing how much thinking with my dick I’d done so far. She affirmed, and I hoped that didn’t ruin the mood. Her hips moved under me like only a dancer or gymnast could. The rhythms she found rolled her body in an S shape and I could feel every movement on my cock, being grasped by her pussy.

I pounded into her and it became clear, even though this felt good for both of us, it wasn’t the final position. I slowly pulled out and she slowly got on all fours. I approached and entered her from behind to another moan and her hips vibrated. I saw my opportunity and smacked her ass before thrusting deep.

“Again,” she said.

I smacked her ass again and said ,”Shut the fuck up and let me fuck you.” She looked back biting her lip. I smacked again and again before focusing on thrusting. I was eventually fucking her so hard, her knees gave out. I was holding her up and lowered her prone. I forced her legs spread wide, which was easy for her, and pinned her to the bed with my body. I reached my arm under her and grasped her neck and she fucking melted against my hand. As soon as I started back up pounding her she was moaning. I felt her cum again, milking my cock. I felt drool on my hand running down my arms as I finally hit a point of no return.

I pulled out just in time and came on her ass and back. I collapsed next to her and she started to speak, so I instinctively kissed her. I helped her clean up my cum and almost died twice tripping on shit on the floor. I got dressed and dipped. I texted her the next day and she was actually fun to text with. It was like two days before I realized something:

I was the worst person. Judging her for all that superficial shit, and then fucking her anyway, and fuck it hit me.

We ended up hanging out later that week and watched Talk Soup or The Soup or whatever it was called then. We kept having sex and I tried dating her, but I was still too shitty of a person to look past some things.

At least I was on the right track? I saw her on Facebook the other day celebrating 10 years with her husband. Good for them.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/d3qn0e/fantastic_sex_with_the_worst_person_mf