Missing my last AP. She was a good one. Most of the time, anyway. [MF]

My last AP loved the fuck out of me, and was always DTF, 24/7, 365. She wasn’t promiscuous, she just wanted to fuck the guy she was in love with. Every. Day. She knew how to keep a guy happy, and she took great care of me. She was the best I ever had in terms of personality, intelligence, sexuality, and lack of inhibitions. Not to mention she was head-turning hot. At the time she was close to 30, I was pushing 40.

I stopped by her house one sunny Saturday morning when her kids were gone and all was quiet. She let me in and said “I was just about to take a shower, come back here with me”, and headed back to her bedroom. I followed without saying anything, and stood in the doorway watching her while she went into her bathroom and turned the shower on. She came back out, stripped her clothes off, dropped them on the floor and was walking back to the bathroom naked when we made eye contact. I’ll never forget how she looked- the perfect golden tan all over (no lines – a lot of nude beach days that summer), the long, unruly strawberry blonde hair, the hazel eyes, and the tall, long-legged California surfer chick look. *Holy shit, I am one lucky motherfucker.* And that one second of eye contact said it all- *IT’S ON!* She grabbed her tits and squeezed them while she stuck her tongue out at me. And I went after her like a convict just released from prison.

She took a step toward me and I grabbed a handful of already wet pussy with three fingers and pulled her in while reaching for her ass. I was just getting two fingers on my other hand into her asshole when she suddenly pushed off me, turned toward the dresser, and with one sweep of her arm cleared the whole top off. Everything on there crashed to the floor in a heap, but we didn’t give a shit. I was already out of my clothes, and she climbed on top of the dresser and lay back, long legs spread wide and dangling off the sides, perfect pussy already swelling and ready for action. I was powerless against it (not that I was resisting). No picture on the planet could be better, pink lips and clit between those tan thighs with that little blonde landing strip. I would’ve won the Hustler Beaver Hunt photo contest that month for sure if I would’ve had a camera at that moment. She stuck two fingers in, spread it wide, and said *”WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING YOU SO LONG?!?!?!?”* She’d been up there all of three seconds. She was already working her clit for all it was worth by the time I got my tongue in there. I swatted her fingers out of the way, and gave it a couple of huge, hard, slobbering cow licks before shoving my tongue in and pushing my mouth against her pussy lips. I started to give her clit a good sucking, and her ass levitated two feet off of the dresser before I pulled my now-soaking wet face out. In a warning tone she hissed *”DO THAT AGAIN, AND I’LL COME RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!”*

Gee, that would be terrible, but now that you mention it, it’s not the worst idea I’ve heard all day. So of course I dive right back in to the near-gushing cock cave for round two. With all the twat juice everywhere, there was plenty of lubrication for some secondary hole stimulation. By secondary hole I mean her ass, of course. It was just too convenient, right next door to her pussy and all. So I do another face plant and work two fingers into the ol’ leather Cheerio. No protestation was heard, so I added a third finger and started working the rim with my thumb. Oh, boy, that did it. Did that ever do it. She’s heaving up and down and arching her back, and I’m trying to hold on while wondering if anybody’s ever drowned in lady jizz. The dresser was rocking back and forth and hitting the wall, drawers are starting to slide open, and over the noise I hear somebody shrieking: *”HOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!”* Um, okay, I’m not an expert or anything, but I’m guessing that was an orgasm. A rather large, intense one, I dare say. I like to go past the finish line, but I forgot her lady bits are hypersensitive after a worthy sexual crescendo. Next thing I know, I’m getting bitch-slapped on the back of my head repeatedly while she’s trying to back away. I look up and she says threateningly, *”Don’t…… touch…… ANYTHING!!!!”* I look back down and her taint is actually quivering. I can feel it, too, since my fingers were still stuck in her ass almost to the last knuckle. So of course I go in for the quick lick just to drive her insane, but she anticipated this and instantly slammed her thighs shut while dropping her ass back down on the dresser, forgetting that my digits were still firmly lodged in her rectal cavity. Oops.

The look on her face was priceless. Eyes wide, mouth clamped shut ,and she’s giving me the death glare like I was the one who inadvertently shoved my hand halfway up to her colon. Nope, that’s on you, honey. So now we have two issues- my rock-hard, raging, diamond-cutter hard on, which hasn’t had any attention to this point, and her digital rectal exam, which seems to have stalled momentarily since my hand was being crushed by both her asshole and her thighs. But something in the pile of debris on the floor caught my eye; a small bottle of what appeared to be…..wait for it………ASS LUBE!

I hear her saying, “I’m going to spread my legs, and then you’re going to carefully pull your hand out……..what are you looking at?” She followed my intensely interested gaze down and saw the lube. She looked back up and saw my near-throbbing dick pointing at her like a SCUD missile. She smirked and said in a sarcastic tone, “Oh, you think so, huh?”, breaking in to a little smile. She stretched down for the bottle but couldn’t reach it, since she was being restrained by the hand/bunghole interface. “Your not going to get your dick in my ass if your hand is in the way”. Yeah, good point, but I’m always willing to try. She grabbed my forearm so I couldn’t do anything to annoy her and slowly pulled my hand out of her ass, which was starting to get a bit tight again. “Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh…….uuuuuhhhhh………..was your whole hand up my butt?” No……well, yeah, most of it. Now she’s able to reach the lube, which she grabs, and then she rolls over to the prone-bone face down position, reaches back, and starts slowly pouring orange lube onto to her somewhat gaping anus. And she’s smiling like she just got away with a major bank robbery. Oh, I’m liking this.

I asked if she was ready, and she shoved two fingers into her asshole and pulled her right butt cheek out at the same time, stretching her dumpster impressively. I could’ve dropped a golf ball in it and not hit the sides. I was in awe. “What do you think, dumbass? Am I ready?” The dresser was at an awkward height, but I managed to get my tortured DSB dick maneuvered into position. She’s grabbing it, trying to stuff it in her butthole and yelling ” GOD DAMN IT, SHOVE IT IN, ALL THE WAY, NOW!!” And then I see that she has her hand underneath her, and she’s fingering her clit again. That’s a good sign. I crashed right into her asshole and went balls-deep. Seriously balls-deep, as in my balls were slapping against the sheriff’s badge. I pulled it all the way out again, and slammed it right back balls-deep again. She made a noise kind of like a walrus during a breech birth, and said “I hate it when you do that!” Oh, yeah? This will teach you to call *me* a dumbass! This time I yanked it out as fast as I could, but went back in very slowly until I bottomed out again, then yanked it out fast and crashed back in like a pelican diving for a mackerel. “Uuuuuhhhh, WILL YOU STOP THAT?!?!? IT’S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!” Um, well, maybe in a minute. I did it again, but this time she did a rectal contraction and clamped down on my junk like a butt-vise before I could pull back out. . And she wasn’t about to let go. “Now, are you going to play nice………*what are you doing?”*

I was working my fingers back into her ass and trying to pry it open so I could pull my dick out and give her some *real* punishment. No way was she gonna get away with this. I tried grabbing her asshole rim in a pinching grip, but my dick was jammed in it and there was lube everywhere. Can’t get it. I managed to get a finger into her ass next to my dick and give it a good pull open, but by then she couldn’t hold her ass cheeks closed any longer and let go. I almost fell off the dresser, and she blasted me with a huge gust of ass air that I had shoved in during my in-and-out routine. We both started cracking up, but she stopped when I started to shove my dick back in her ass.

“Wait, slow down…….I need more lube…..oh, fuck it, keep going…..it’s okay…….what did you say?”

(panting)” I said…….. you’re going to suck me off……..right now……….. ass to mouth……..for calling me a dumbass…….. and trying to pinch my dick off.”

“Whatever. Bring it on. That doesn’t scare me…….wait a minute…….you’re going to want me to swallow it…..*YOU COME IN GALLONS!!! THERE’S NO WAY I’M SWALLOWING ALL THAT!!!”*

“Don’t be such a pussy. You brought it on yourself.”

“Yeah, right. I can feel you getting harder, you’re gonna come! Too bad.”

“But not in your ass”. I pulled out, straddled her back, grabbed a fistful of blonde hair and pulled her face up to about six inches away and let fly. She closed her eyes against the deluge, and I came so hard I swear I heard by balls pumping. Holy shit, that was the mother of all loads, and she got it square in the face. I usually didn’t bother with facials (she really liked rubbing on to her tits) but she deserved it. She was a good sport about it, until she realized that the shower had been running the whole time and all the hot water was gone. **evil snicker**

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