I know you shouldn’t mix business and pleasure. That’s the logical thing to do. But when you’re under a lot of stress and can’t keep it together, sometimes you do some stupid shit. That’s exactly what I did not too long ago.
My work is really stressful. Competitive, have to hit numbers/goals. We’ve gone through a bunch of mergers, and with that comes layoffs and new expectations. You corporate America folks probably know what I’m talking about. I work in an industry that’s like 90% male. They’re single, make a ton of money, and living the ultimate bachelor life. So the culture could be very macho. Which is fine I suppose, but just giving you context.
We have these work parties periodically. Well it’s not really a work party, just a guy hosting some work friends at his beach house or something. These guys are competitive with the women that they bring. Some kind of weird alpha dog trophy girlfriend type of show. In the past, I didn’t really like going to these parties. Don’t get me wrong, it’s cool to hang and chill. But I don’t really need the grief my friends give me, when I show up solo.
So one party, I decide to bring an Escort with me, a model from Instagram (see my previous stories on how I do this). Again, you do some stupid shit sometimes. She’s super chill and cool. I’ve booked her before and we always have a good time. I tell her the deal on what’s going on, and she’s totally down to play whatever part I need her to play. She’s honestly really down to earth and that kind of stuff helps when you’re mixing business and pleasure.
The party is at my friend’s beach house, so think beachwear, bikinis and stuff. When we walked in together, you should have seen the look on everybody’s face. Absolutely stunned. I guess because I brought someone, and she’s fucking gorgeous and hot, obviously. Eventually we make our rounds, and I’m introducing her to my work friends. She knows the part to play. So she’s being flirty, she’s all over me, talking me up. To my work friends, she introduces herself as ‘fuck buddies’ with me, which again stuns them. I have to admit, this was fucking awesome. The guys were salivating over her. The women were a bit jealous. They all thought I was the man. Of course, we know that it’s not for real, but fuck it was hot.
Like halfway through the party, the Instagram escort takes off her sundress/wrap thing she’s wearing. And underneath was the skimpiest bikini everybody has ever seen. I mean, it’s one of those sheer fishnet g string type of things (or something like that). I mean, I’ve fucked her many times before, but I could never get over how hot she is. She had no intention of going into the pool. She kept her heels on. Just wanted to show off, and help me out even more. Fuck, you couldn’t believe how much more attention she got, and all the kudos I got as well. My hands were all over her, grabbing her ass as we’re chit-chatting with folks. Fucking awesome.
Later that day, we went inside and found this semi-private room. That’s where she gave me a fantastic blowjob. I’m a private guy, but she insisted on finding a spot where we could potentially be seen. Near the window, in the sunlight. I’m pretty sure some guys caught a glimpse of her, on her knees, with her head and blonde hair bobbing up and down.
I get it, I paid for her to be there. I’m not stupid here. It was a charade, a performance, an acting job. But from then on, I got so much (or many) kudos from my work friends, on that macho guy type of level. There’s been other parties since then. I’ve brought her, or I’ve mixed it up and brought another model. The guys are just speechless when we walk in, and for that, that’s money well spent.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/clk2bo/i_brought_an_instagram_escort_to_my_office
Doing exactly what you supposed to hire “escorts” for. No shame at all.
I’ve done the same thing. Don’t worry about it. Just enjoy.
The way I see it, everyone’s wife/gf is like leasing a Honda. You rented the Ferrari for a day. Kudos!
sure, you’re paying her to put on a performance. but you’re getting blowjobs and getting fucked for real. and you’re gaining real respect in your industry. sounds like you’ve gamed the system in the best possible way, my friend!!
Enjoy it! See nothing wrong with it.
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I see nothing wrong with this at all
How much does this cost?
This is actually pretty smart. Because it probably gives you a bonus for your work environment.