Asian [M]assage Parlor ( in the Deep South)

So I used to live in a big city out west that had AMPs all over the place. Like 10 within a few minutes of my place. And weirdly enough my wife was cool with me visiting them as long as it wasn’t too often. I maybe went once a month. 40 bucks for a shitty massage and another 40 or so for a happy ending. Frequented 2 places mostly. One was always the standard hj finish. But the other was the vip treatment. Table shower to start, then massage with the girl nude on me the whole time, finishing with a nice cowgirl fuck. Ya she was 40-50 yo and looked it but I’m into older women so yippee!

Well that was used to. Now I’ve moved back south and boy is it different here. Never mind the fact that backpage and the like are no more, so scouting for places is tougher. They also frequently bust them here cause Bible Belt and I don’t need my face in the paper in a town I have extended family in.

So I get the urge and start looking on google maps for a place. There’s a half dozen or so in my area so I look for the tale tell signs.

1. Open till 10pm
2. Table shower offered
3. Red massage sign out front
4. Shady looking website
5. Confused sounding reviews from women
-(worst massage ever, dirty too, seemed like something else might be going on here, 1 star)

I find a likely spot and head over after work. Now it’s in a shopping center and I know a lot of people in my town so I do the whole sit in my car working up the nerves to walk in thing. For like 20 minutes. It’s not the kind of place I could pretend was legit if a buddy’s wife saw me strolling in. I notice several other patrons playing the same game in their car and I’m sure not going to sit in the waiting room so I hide my wallet and phone under my seat and hustle in, cash in my pocket.

I’m greeted by a 25-hell I don’t know 40 year old girl with a cute face. Get the hour massage( fucking 80 bucks ) and head back to the room. Ahhh perfect. Dark and dirty. Tissue box on the stand. Not even music playing. I came to the right place. There’s a little confusion as I ask for a table shower to let her know what’s up. She says after. Uhhhh. Always had mine before so that they knew I was clean. Plus when they wash my dick and even pull back my foreskin, I can pretty much relax and stop looking for signals. It’s just gonna happen at that point. But I go with the flow and lay down on the table.

Full nude obviously. (Underwear screams don’t touch my junk). And cover my pale ass with the sheet. She starts in and it’s looking good early. She leans over my head and presses her big tits against me. She’s going to town on my ass and basically removes the sheet completely. About 30 mins in it’s time for the flip. Now the roll over is always the point when they give the signal. I flip. They readjust the sheet totally making it obvious they they see my junk, then make some kind of joking motion towards it with a playful touch or a “he likes me” comment. I give the nod and we’re off to the races. Happens every time.

Well not this time. She makes a big todo about keeping me covered during the flip and doesn’t even get a glimpse. No motion. No slight touch to gage my intentions. Nothing! Hey it’s cool. We got 30 mins. They take their time here. It’s still on, for sure! I immediately get a chub cause now she’s rubbing my upper thighs, and my chest with her tits pressing against my face. She even glances my dick once but I notice she’s not going as high on my thighs as most do. And she’s keeping me pretty well covered the whole time. Ok then. Maybe we do the shower then come back for naughty time.

So shower time comes and I’m fully chubbed. I stand up dong swinging. But to my surprise she hands me some shower shorts. Like a very lose, very thin diaper thing. Put these on and meet me outside she says. Hmmmm. Ok then. Usually just used a towel for the hallway privacy but ok. I get to the shower room and she lays me face down on the table. We do the wash, soap and all and she even lifts up the pants to spray water on my ass. Then I flip. Ok now we’re gonna get it, right? I mean Hope is starting to fade a little.

She soaps me up and even rubs soap under my shorts. As an aside when she washes my stomach she says “ oh soft “ and giggles at my lack of muscle tone. ? nice one lady. But hey. Playful at least. And I’m talking her up the whole time. Real nice convo actually. Lots of smiles from me. So then she lifts up the front of my shorts and looks in and sprays my junk with the shower head. I’m fully hard at this point and she’s spraying up and down it. There’s no way this is not a rub n tug place. But no touch. No soap for the Johnson. No hint whatsoever that she looking for me to ask for anything “special”. And while I am a pig for even going to such places, once there my manners are that of a gentleman. Death before discourtesy!! As Kevin smith would say. She has me sit up and my dick is like half outta the shorts. No cover up. No hint to put it away. What’s happening? Then she tells me to get off the table and remove my shorts. Boo yah. Hear we go.

But as you could probably guess, nothing. She drys me off, mind you whilst my fully erect, and decent sized cock ladies wink wink, is pointing straight at her. She drys every inch even between the cheeks. Every inch that is, but the precious few (more than a few, more winks) that matter. Then off to the room for playtime? Nope! We get to the room and she says meet her outside once I’m dressed. I think maybe she said finish up, get dressed, and meet me. Like did she mean that’s what the tissues are for? For me to beat off in a dirty room, alone, with not even a trash can to deposit my shame. Uggggh! Anyway so after I beat off, jk, I go out front and there she is. Water cup in hand. Waiting for her tip. I took 2 mints cause fuck her!

P.S.
Not quite over. See I’m extra sad. I go back, a month later, right? Wrong! My ass is there THE NEXT DAY! Maybe they didn’t know me. Maybe I missed a signal. I got this.
Same girl.
Same massage.
Same blue balls.
3 mints!

Round 2 I did say the water felt good on my junk, and she asked if I wanted it washed. I said yes and she put soap in my hand. Shit. I washed my fully erect cock in a rather sexual way as she stared at it then me right in my damn eyes. Nothing. Not a hint of a move. Just a rinse and on my way. This lady has me hooked. That must be the deal in these towns. To dangerous to actually go illegal so they flirt with it and make you think it’ll happen only to realize too late that you over paid for a shit massage. But hey. It was fun, and she was nice so I bet I’ll be slinking back for another attempt sooner than I should. Hope y’all enjoyed!

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