[MF] First time with Escort

This was several years ago. I was in my early 30’s and I guess I had started my mid-life crisis a little early. I had met a few women online and had a few fun times. I have a very stressful job and was having some family problems. I had heard about massage parlors and was curious. So, I decided to try one. It was a seedy looking place and I had made the appointment. I was a little nervous.

I get there and this moderately attractive African American milf greets me. We start a very half ass massage. It was doing much for me and the room was super bright and I could hear daytime TV in another room. She tells me to flip over. So, I thought I was going to get a sensual rundown. I was sort of half mast. She doesn’t say anything. She gets a comdom out and puts it on my half hard cock. She gets some liquid soap and gives me the lamest least sexy handjob ever. It’s not hot, it’s not sexy. I start thinking about anything else to get excited and she keeps going and I finally cum. It was not a relief to cum. It was a relief to have that handjob over.

I was thinking after I left that was the least fun I could have done with my dick.

I’m surprised I ever did anything again. But, I did hear about an escort that advertises as a masseuse, but she’s really an escort. So, a week later, I arrange my visit. We are meeting at her house. It’s in the hood and I’m starting to worry it’s going to be a repeat.

This time I didn’t want to be half mast. I decided to take a viagra. I wasn’t even sure where to get them. But, I had managed to get a doctor friend to give a sample. So, I get to the house and knock and a the door opens and this little petite blond wearing only a T-Shirt pokes her head out and tells me to come in. I do. She is very cute. No bra with sweet little nipples poking out. She turns around and bends over to show me a TINY thong. I introduce myself and she says, well let’s get you naked. I was a little surprised. I start undressing and she tells me to lay down on my stomach. We start on the massage. She asks some questions texting whether I’m a cop. Then, she takes off her shirt and thong and says if you were a cop, i don’t think you would get naked before we talk about price. I didn’t want to argue with her so I agreed.

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