A [F]reshly-packed bong and just about anything I can find sliding in and out of my asshole

I’m out in the middle of nowhere (well, maybe not the middle, more like the edge of nowhere), so what else am I supposed to do but get high and experiment with anal? Well, experiment I did; now I’m basically the Marie Curie of anal masturbation.

To confess: I used to not understand the very idea of anal. It seemed gross and unneeded. Until one night, stoned and alone in my bedroom, big headphones on, watching porn, I fell down an anal porn rabbit hole. I was convinced it was all for show, some weird thing only porn star did to excite confused teen boys.

But as I lazily played with my puffy pink pussy, I thought “why not?” and slide one finger a little lower than normal. I had worked myself up to the point where my pussy was quite creamy, so my wet fingertip against my asshole felt strangely good. It was sensitive and it made me shiver a bit, but I felt a white-hot desire to explore farther. While the woman on my computer screen took a massive cock inside her puckered ass, I pushed lightly against my whole hole. My little asshole seemed greedy for my finger, slowly enveloping it as I pushed further. By this point, I knew I had found something fun ?

With my other hand busily rubbing my clit, I pushed my full pointer finger inside. The tightness, the radiating sensation, the naughtiness of it all went straight to my head and I rubbed like a wild-woman. I slide my finger out, and plunged it back in. It felt like fingering my pussy for the first time! A whole new experience of sensitivity and pleasure. My orgasm swelled and I came unexpectedly. And then I came again. And a third time before I was quaking on my bed.

Since then, I have experimented with an assortment of things going in and out, in and out of my ass. To name a few: a hairbrush handle (always a classic), a old electric toothbrush handle (yes I turned it on, yes it was intense, no I didn’t use the toothbrush for its intended purposes ever again! Yes I keep that one nice and clean and in my sock drawer), a cucumber with a condom on (throw it away after, told my mom I ate the whole thing as a snack, she said I was a weirdo, if only she knew…), a thick dry erase board marker, the end of a candle stick, and three of my little fingers.

Luckily for me, my parents are out for the next two hours or so, my bong bowl is packed, and I just retrieved a thick carrot from the fridge…

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/capja8/a_freshlypacked_bong_and_just_about_anything_i

5 comments

  1. That’s gold. Since you seem to enjoy, I’ll give some things i learned in the beginning of exploring myself.

    You can mold anything out of tissue.
    I read that online and experimented with that. I ended up crafting a dildo.

    Wet the tissue slightly and squeeze into shape. Try to distribute tissue evenly. Add more layers to make it thicker and sturdier. I added paper towels over it to cover more surface area, so less chance of falling apart(only for final touches). Next, find a condom(free at hospitals. If you’re shy like me, shades and a place you’ve never been to before. Put the condom on it and tie. If you wanna mold a handle, simply put a lot of tissue at the base and make it to your liking, then add another condom, so it’ll never fall off. Might take a few times to perfect it, but i made one that worked perfectly. Easily disposable too.

    Can be made as big or small as you like. After perfecting this, now i wanna see if i can mold a butt plug simply for fun.

    — it took me like 5 minutes to make

  2. Nice read. …. but can I ask: how many little fingers do you have? I’ve only got two (one on each hand) ;-)

  3. Peel a “finger” of fresh ginger root and try that. It is called figging and it will blow your mind!

  4. Yeah, I did the same thing when I was a teenager. A new anal slut is born!

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