I was a freshman in college and my bf came to visit me. We were doing what two young horny mammals with genitals do – fucking – and I was blowing him and he wanted to cum on my face and chest. Me being me (the-up-for-whatever nonsense-I-like-cum-on-my-face-tits-and-hair-oh-wait-anal-is-happening-yes-pls slut), I was ready!
Let me stop here and say I’m a scientist now and then I was in undergrad studying neuroscience and had a pair of goggles in my bedroom at the time. Hindsight says I should have used those fuckers.
Going back to story time now (sorry I didn’t take my Adderall today and I’ve been drinking ? beer).
So I suck himself dick and he takes pics of it making this weird (bc I think it’s weird) bulge in my throat when I hang over the side of the bed/table/couch and now I’m on my knees, tits out, a little worried about my hair (bc let’s be real I’m black and I don’t have time for that) but he cums and lo-and-fucking-behold it gets SQUARE in my eye.
The after is pretty boring but in conclusion: ya girl got PINK EYE
SO while people think glasses on hot girls with their tits out, it is a solid preventative measure to:
1. Avoid getting pink eye
2. Keep your friends from calling you jizz eye to this day (about 6-8 years later)
Okay that is all. Wear glasses/goggles/protective eyewear even when you think you can stand a lil jizz in your eye.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/c6qbun/i_get_how_glasses_are_sexy_and_such_but_here_is
This is good scientific observation. BVAnother option to explore to avoid pink eye. In the mouth. Just throwing some ideas in the pot ?