It’s like the stars had aligned or something. Some sort of cosmic event. We hardly know each other. I had overheard you taking good to your friend at that party where you were just drunk enough to talk sex but not sober enough to keep your voice down. Or maybe you meant to be heard.
Either way, my ears pricked when I heard you complain that you couldn’t find someone to lick your arse. Or if you could they always wanted something in return. I’d seen you earlier. In fact I’d already checked out your bum in your little black dress earlier for no other reason than it was pretty cute.
So now, as I pretended to listen to my friend chatter about the football team, I was really focusing what you were saying, which was far more fun. Taking the opportunity a brief gap in conversation allowed, I excused myself from my friend.
Not being one to hide in the shadows I came over to you and your friend and with the help of the alcohol I’d bring drinking, politely interrupted your conversation. Asking if I could speak to you for a moment in private, I blushed a little and for a moment thought I’d over stepped. But, thankfully you agreed and your friend, eyebrows raised, walked over to the bar.
“I’m going to be upfront here,” I started, “I have been eavesdropping on your conversation”.
“Oh really?”
“I’d apologise- but I wonder if I could make you an offer?”.
I could see you cast an eye over me before replying.
“Go ahead” you say with a wink.
I’m relieved. This could’ve gone badly.
“My name is Lucas, I’m a nurse”, shaking my head – I’m not sure why I said that.
“Hi Lucas, who is a nurse”, you reply, smiling at my awkward moment, “what’s your offer?”.
I gulp a fraction, not being used to being this confident. “I heard you can’t find someone to lick your arse, and wonder how you can even broach the idea.”
You nod, look away and smile a little bashfully.
“Well, I’m an arse man and my offer is this: take my phone number tonight, and if you ever want your ass licked with no strings attached and no need to reciprocate, I want you to text me”.
You look at me unsure if I’m serious or not and appear a bit guarded.
“I won’t ask for yours and if I never hear from you then that’s the end of it, but if you text me I’ll come to you and lick you as long as you want, wherever you want”.
“Maybe you reciprocate if it gets you going, maybe you won’t. Either way I’ll be a happy man”.
I stand there momentarily waiting for your reaction. Then you hand me your phone. My hand shakes in excitement as I enter my number.
Then you kiss me on my cheek, turn and walk off into the party crowd. As you walk off you quickly pull up the back of dress and reveal your extremely cute, smooth butt, naked in all its glory.
I get a shiver down my spine.
I leave the party later that night, having not seen you again and desperately hoping my phone will vibrate…
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/c25u0f/an_overheard_conversation_leads_to_an_opportunity
Anyone feel free to DM if you want me to continue?
This is pretty sweet. I love a good rimjob, I can never find a good read for it though. You should totally continue.