So when it comes to my evening it’s fairly normal like most people my age. I go home, grab some random thing from the fridge, maybe make a quick liquor drink and smoke some weed. Sit down in my computer chair, log into some post-Ventrilo voice chat server and bum around. Going back and forth between thumbing through Reddit, playing games and swiping right on everyone on my dating apps. But what happened last night was a little different. I was talking to this one woman about how similar she and I are, too many things in life to count. Mostly all of the bad stuff, how we tend to fuck up our relationships, how we often hurt those around us, oh here’s a good one…how even in the best relationships we sabotage them in the same way that we get driven full force into poorly chosen relationships. Oh, what a wonder it is. So I propose a meetup at a local bar to her, as with all of these types of situations I immediately doubt that she will show up (not that I’ve been stood up many times at all but more to the fact that I think the worst in all of us). She gets there and is mostly silent until her first drink. I am immediately happily surprised to see that this short skinny girl with a big bubble butt is actually quite attractive (her dimples were nearly too much), especially as I see a few women walk in before her alone that I thought were about to say my name and I would have to say….y….yes that’s me and sigh loudly in the back of my head.
We start conversing. Her critical thinking skills are not quite all there, her vocabulary is weak and she likes to talk far more than listen. A few drinks later the night is getting on and I say we should take a walk around this little shopping complex. As I stand up I have a solid stage 2 chub and am not wearing underwear so I see her eyes widen and her blunt stare before I put my arm around her and start to walk. By the third turn around the same building that we just came from we are making out hard. She is an absolutely terrible kisser but very aggressive which I enjoy. We then look for our cars and, luckily, hers is much larger than mine. We get into her back seat first which is the clear indicator it’s time to perform. I start kissing her but I want to stop that right away, which is a shame I love to make out but she is just the worst, wide open mouth, no rhythm with her tongue, basically eating my face.
So I decided to move my mouth to her neck and skip down to her stomach, where I start unbuttoning her pants. She has a gorgeous little vagina, emphasis on little. I’m fairly well endowed so I smirk to myself as I realize how much I am going to be gripped by her. I rub her clit a little until I feel her start to squirm and squirt, excellent. I then take out my rock hard member and start to slap it on her clit again, she continues to writhe. Finally, it’s time, I go to press it into her and she yells out. I start to fuck her with just a little bit to which she keeps trying to pull me in closer, I know what is going to happen but I let her know it’s all coming in if she wants. She demands it, so I do. I get about 80% of the way in and that’s when I feel it. The back. I’m pressing up against her cervix and a scream is let out. At this point, though I am too into it to slow down, I press forward. I can feel whatever female anatomy bits moving around from the inside to allow for my entire cock to fit into her. She digs her nails deep into my back as I take the long strokes in and out of her. I ask her if she wants me to slow down and she says a little, to which I respond by placing a hard and firm hand around the bottom of her throat and further pounding her pussy with about 70% of my cock. She was clearly in too much pain from the full thing. I continue to fuck her hard until I am ready to cum, to which she begs for. As I pull out I start to rub her clit furiously and she proceeds to squirt over, and over again which makes me cum hard right down her throat. Unfortunately, just like her kissing, she is terrible at sucking dick. It was the toothiest blowjob I think I’ve ever had in my life. I had to take my dick out of her mouth as it was turning flaccid quickly.
I go to focus on her, at this point I’m being very aggressive with her tits, picking and pulling her nipples, grabbing handfuls of her pretty B cups and rubbing her clit with my palm as I finger her pussy. She is continuing to squirt and convulse like crazy, the seat was soaking wet. I go to put my now hard cock into her again and fuck her more, but at this point, it was getting late. I fake a nut and let her know I need to get back to my area….but I do wait a minute to watch her continue to just writhe on the seat for a very long minute after I pulled my cock out of her.
We end the evening with one more horrible kiss and I go home.
tl;dr – Whisper date turns into great sex except for literally anything she did with her mouth.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bx550m/whisper_date_in_the_back_of_a_crv_with_a_toothy
Sounds like a helluva time