I’m a corporate slut, who fucks to close the deal [MF]

I’m a corporate recruiter.  In a nutshell, that means that I try to source, recruit and poach top talent from other companies.  I work in an industry that is vicious, darwinism, dog eat dog type.  It’s also very male dominated.  Being a woman, in a man’s game, has it’s pros and cons, as you can probably figure out.

As a recruiter, I’m always on the road.  Like 75%+ of the time.  Most deals get done in person.  It’s a job that’s been outsource proof (for the time being).  It’s a fucking grind.  Constantly traveling, checking flight status, figuring out where you need to be, or not even knowing where you should be until you’re in the Uber to the airport.  Thank goodness for my corporate card and expense account.  My company, doesn’t give two shits about any of that.  They are all about results.

The first time I fucked someone to close a deal, I had just graduated college a few years ago.  I was shadowing someone, a senior recruiter.  Honestly, he didn’t want to babysit me and drag him down.  So instead of helping with the pitch and sales deck, he just had me shut up and look pretty.  You know, short skirt, low cut top, etc..  (This was a different time, before the MeToo movement, when shit like that was more swept under the rug).  Anyways, the senior recruiter bombed on his presentation to the talent, and blamed me for some BS.  

Later that night, I’m at the hotel bar, enjoying my expense account. That’s when I see that same talent, getting pitched by a rival company (I think).  Maybe it was the wine, but it was enough for me.  After they finished and the rivals left, and I approached the guy myself.  I plead my case (looking back, I must have sounded desperate) and pitched him myself.  Yeah, this guy knew his shit, and knew how much he was worth.  I’m not going to dazzle him with numbers and facts that he already knows.  That’s when he made the move.  He basically put his hand on my leg, and propositioned me.  He would sign on, if I fucked him (paraphrasing).  The guy had balls of steel.  Huge balls.  He gave me 2 minutes to decide.  Yes, we’d go to his room, fuck and he would sign on.  No, I wouldn’t fuck and he wouldn’t.  It was very cold and honestly very business/transactional like.  I choose option 1, and fucked him.  True to his word, he signed a letter of intent and he gave me all the credit.  That close, along with other non-sexual closings, catapulted me out of the ‘junior’ role and not needing to shadow someone.  

After that, there was this epiphany moment for me.  As a woman, in a man’s industry, you face some unique challenges.  Men automatically assume that you’re not smart enough, don’t understand, don’t know sales.  Deals are made over a cigar, on the golf course, or in some manly spot.  Women are looked down upon.  Seriously?  It’s the 2010s… not the Mad Men area.  But whatever, I have what they dont… a great set of tits, long legs and a very competitive attitude.  And I used them all to my advantage.

Let’s say there were 10 deals to close.  At least 5 of them, wouldn’t be interested in fucking.  I wouldn’t even flirt around when I figure it out.  Of the remaining 5, 3 may dance around the subject, but don’t actually follow through.  Of the 2 remaining, I’d say there’s over a 50% chance that I need to fuck him to close the deal.  That’s not to say that the other 9 won’t close, I actually do have some selling ability, in the more traditional method.  But, a short skirt, perhaps some stockings (men love stockings for whatever reason) and a flirty attitude can go a long way in a deal.

Through the years, I’ve been promoted.  The only accountability are results.  If you have them, great you’re rewarded both financially and given more autonomy.  If you don’t, well then you’re in the wrong place.  I’m at the point, in the corporate ladder, where instead of sourcing talent, from a grass roots perspective, I’m sent in to help close and land the deal.  Hence my crazy travel schedule.  Honestly, I prefer this better.  Less grunt work, less rationale to management, less conference calls.  But the travel is a grind.  

The talent that I recruit, have a beneficial interest in keeping things quiet and discreet.  Sure if word got out, I’d be fired and slut shamed.  But for them, it was be a career ender.  My company, again are results driven.  So long as they can make a profit, then stop asking questions and play dumb.  Quid pro quo, and everybody wins.  

I know the status quo won’t last.  One day, someone will find out.  Or this kind of behavior won’t be tolerated.  Or I’ll be held more accountable.  But in the meantime, I’m fucking my way up the corporate ladder and getting my bonus checks in the meantime.  

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/blqygf/im_a_corporate_slut_who_fucks_to_close_the_deal_mf

45 comments

  1. Damn sounds like I was recruited by the wrong hr lady!

  2. I’m probably the only one actually interested in your line of work (who you recruit for, what you look for).??

  3. ” perhaps some stockings (men love stockings for whatever reason) ”

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    The reason? It shows that you care about your appearance. THAT’s a thing men like also.

  4. Normally I’d say “good girl” but I have to admit “capitalist pig” considering the times we live compared to honest sexual hunger

  6. You know what? I’d binge a show like that.

    I can picture you walking slo-mo in the airport, classy, sexy, powerful, with some shots of you closing deals upon deals using intellect and body.

    Continue like that !

  9. Great story and insight. As long as you enjoy what you’re doing and are having fun then by all means make your money. Like the old saying goes “if you have fun and enjoy what you do then it’s not really a job”.

  10. Whats the sex like, do they treat you like a slut and fuck silly or do you get some resp

  12. At least you figured it that your pussy was a tool. And what the fuck it nice to get some strange cock in you I would think if you enjoy it more power to you

  15. Complete made up garbage – coming from a Partner in an Executive Search / Management Consulting firm. Cute story but made up.

  18. Thanks for sharing. The best sales people I ever hired were women. The intuition and empathy thing is real. Now it the woman happens to be gorgeous the men will almost fall over themselves to sign the deal.

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    The road can be an awesome and agonizing place. Road hard for many years. Hotel bars and airport lounges. You can see it in the eyes of those that know.

  19. I’ve been recruited twice. First was a big fat old guy. Second was a tall, hot, Australian.

    Australia was a cool place to work and play.

  21. I just want to be in such a position recruiters come after me in person, it’s nothing but phone calls and mostly from India

  25. I have sat next to women in your position in airplanes. Laugh about it, sleep with them, enjoy their lovely company knowing that it’s all corporate citizenship. My hats off to you.

  27. Sounds like an effective way to do business, albeit risky. Have you ever worked on recruiting a woman and decided to pull the moves on her? How did that go over?

  30. Isn’t being aware of your own skills and tools and knowing how to use them in your favor the definition of empowerment?

  31. I consult for people like you and honestly I have nothing but respect

  33. Thanks for sharing. I find the power aspects of this appealing, and it sounds like you enjoy the success, the winning. Are there other parts of this that you find attractive as well?

  34. If you dont mind a non-sexual question, could I pm you my question on “*How to become a top talent companies send their hotties for?*”

  35. It’s called “blow for bro”.

    As old as the industry itself

  38. LMAO…I fucked my recruiter. No letter of intent, nothin…she just got on my couch we made out, she sucked my cock for a bit then she got on all fours and pulled up her dress…raw doggie style sex. She had been engaged for a very long time…after I came in her I made her leave…we both had fun. No job/no prob

  40. you could make some great stories out of this they would be so hot

  43. So u say its men dominated and they think woman can’t do business. So instead of doing ur job good and proof them wrong u do what they say all woman’s do just being beautiful and that’s all. Congrats….

  44. I honestly think later in life once you’ve hopefully dominated the corporate life that you should put your life into a script. Your life sounds like mad men mixed with billions with a hint of erotica

  45. So you’re telling me, as a recently divorced sr sales engineer, I should probably start taking meetings with all the sub-30 year old, hot looking recruiters harassing me on linkedin?

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