Hey what’s up y’all
DISCLAIMER: it’s gonna be a long one, TL;DR at the bottom.
So quick backstory: 41 male, traveling around. I work six months/travel six months. Currently in Ireland. Formerly married for seven years (28-35). 6’0″ 185, in shape. Have a nice trimmed beard and still have a full head of thick dark hair. Been told I can still pass for 28-30 on a good day, so i guess I got that going for me genetically. Only drawback is I don’t have perfect teeth so i don’t smile as much as i should. About 7/10 attractive.
I’ve been touring Ireland for awhile now, checked into a hostel on the west coast. I like staying in hostels as it’s a great way to meet new people from around the world.
Anyways, making dinner and a girl asks me for some help. I detect a French accent and we get to chatting. The usual stuff, where we are from (I’m West coast North American) and I can already get vibes that she’s digging me. Huh, pretty cool. I ask her is she likes spicy food and would you want some curry? She replies “yes, I LOOOOVE it”. Just the way she said it…..
Anyways, she’s a 7. Kinda chunky but huge breasts that i can tell from under the shirt. Bangin’ face though. She says her friend is coming down, could she have some food as well? Sure! Friend comes down and I almost shot in my pants: super short and petite, maybe 100 lbs. If she’s lucky. Beautiful face. Immediately something clicked in my brain: I need to hamg out with these girls. That primal sex mode part of me was acting up but I’m old enough and experienced enough to play it cool, don’t come off as too pushy and let’s see where it goes.
Now, I’ve had my fair share of lays in hostels. Not to toot my own horn but as a 6 foot tall, moderately attractive white guy it’s not hard to get laid in a foreign country as long as you’re not a social retard. Just the fact that you speak English makes you “exotic”. I used to think of dark haired beauties as exotic but once i started traveling I realized that you know what? Sometimes *you’re* the mysterious different creature that other cultures want.
Anyways, on to the night. We’re having dinner, the chat is flowing so good. Chunky is more into me but i can’t stop thinking about skinny petite. I ask them what their plans are and hey, wanna go out for a couple pints! Sure! They both said it so fast I was shocked. I say okay let’s get changed amd meet in front of reception in ten minutes.
We head towards bar #1, I say hey let’s get a couple road sodas from Tesco for the walk. They look at me like “Huh?” I explain what a roadie is, a beer for the road haha. The banter is going amazingly between us three, I can’t believe it. I was so over confident, I had no inhibition and I was chatting up a storm.
First bar kinda sucks, so lets bar hop. Second bar has amazing traditional Irish music, we’re enjoying it, chatting to some locals, the night gets blurry as we head to one of those pubs that tries to turn into a club. By this point my brain is in sex mode and I’m like “how to get at least one of these French girls into bed?”
And then it happened: we’re on the dance floor and I went for skinny petite: I just kissed her. To my shock she didn’t pull away and instead reciprocated the kiss. I then grabbed chunky tits and kissed her. In that moment ladies and gents, I felt like a king. I knew other people were watching so i just kiss one, then the other. Back and forth.
We take a quick break outside and chunky has a smoke. I’m chatting to petite and as I’m chatting I put my hand on her thigh, literally next to her crotch. At this point im still trying to just get skinny petite in bed. Chunky finishes smoking and sit on the other side. She seemed upset that she ain’t getting no shine so she started kissing my earlobe. Holy fuck. Holy HOLY fuck. My brain goes off like “dude, you can fuck both of these girls if you act right. Do not fuck this up.”
At that moment I immediately say hey wanna go back to the hostel but they decline. Say they wanna drink and dance a bit more. Okay sure. Back to dance floor, tequila shots, grinding and some more kissing. We wind up on a couch in the back and I have skinny on my left and tits on my right. I’m rubbing skinnies cunt through her jeans and i feel wetness…..im Like let’s go. Now.
Back to the hostel, they have a deal where a private room is only €25 after midnight. I’m so fucking horny I could probably drill a hole through concrete with my erection.
We get into the room, I lay on the bed and then they say we’ll be right back. I’m like nooooooo!. Turns out they just needed the bathroom. I use the opportunity to grab some sex line and a few condoms from my backpack in my dorm.
They come back and i just grab skinny and start heavily making out with her. Get her top off and then tits comes and takes my top off. I go to take chunkys shirt off and am greeted with the biggest, most glamorous tits that God has created. I then lay back and say “who’s unzipping my pants?”
First skinny starts sucking my dick, she’s okay but as I try to get her to go deeper she says no. Okay, tits takes over and sucked it like it was going out of style. I nearly fucking blew and had to get her to pull it out of her mouth so i could breathe. Seriously guys, I’ve had good blowies but this was soooo so goooooood.
By this point I’m so turned on I can’t even think. Here I have two amazing young girls, one skinny with a cute face and one amazing cocksucker with amazingly huge tits. I immediately go to skinny and grab her legs and throw them up by her head. I start licking that sweet, sweet puss until my jaw hurt. All the while tits starts making out with her!! I nearly shot right there. I say to both “let’s fuck before I can’t take any more”
Throw on a condom and enter skinny petite. Yes, she was as good as I dreamed. Pound her missionary for a couple minutes and turn her over. I railed her so fucking hard that I almost passed out, had to stop and catch my breath and started on chunky. She says no “I ride you” in her French accent. I am getting rode by this beautiful amazing French girl and making out with her amazingly beautiful friend. It was at this moment I almost cried because i couldn’t believe it was real. I was enjoying the best fucking of my life, sex I NEVER had in seven years of marriage, sex I have watched in porn and only dreamed I could have – and it was happening.
I get tits to stop and attempt to get a blowhob again from skinny. She really wasn’t into it so i stick it back into tits mouth. She starts sucking, deep throating and gagging that i couldn’t hold it any more. I need to cum. I ask if I can come anywhere, chunky says on my face but skinny wasn’t cool with it. However she grabs my cock, and does the stroking for me. I unleash a torrent of mayonnaise into her face and into her mouth, she is moaning like a bat out of hell while I am still heavily making out with skinny and fingering her pussy.
I fall back into the bed, the two girls on either side of me. Skinny is still horny so i stick a couple fingers back inside her and go to town on her clitoris for a few more minutes until she orgasms.
We fall asleep for a few hours and skinny sales up to go to her dorm bunk. Chunky and i still lay there for awhile and I’m still horny and ready for another round. We start making out and I grab another condom. Turn her over and ram her doggystyle for awhile. Stuck a ginger in her bum and asked if she liked anal (I LOVE anal aex) and she nodded but just said “go slow”….i lasted about ten seconds before i filled that rubber full of some jizz. Well, at least i had some bum sex.
All in all, not a bad night in Ireland. I certainly will remember this one for years. Fucking spank memories for a loooong long time. :)
TL;DR picked up two amazing 19 y/o French girls, went out on the town and fucked em both.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bjalrx/i_41_m_just_banged_two_19_f_and_it_was_incredible
Good one!
What do you do for work that allows 6 months on/off?
I’d think the skinny one would have learned to be less stuck up about sex since her friend was so much better at it. Learn from example! (:
What’s a sex.line?
virtual high-five, dude!
I was lazily playing with my vibrator until I started reading this. I really enjoyed reading this and I came very hard thanks for the fun read.
Stuck a ginger in her bum? That’s Ireland for you. When in Rome, as the saying goes!
galway? Well done my friend
Well I’m dusting off my backpack!
lucky you
Suspicions comfirmed. Chunky sucks dick like the thankful type.
The amount of disrespect that you only referred to the girls as their body type. you have too much self-esteem for such a rude human being, humble yourself.
Damn! That was so hot! I love that you didn’t invent fake names just the ones you probably used in your head, the honest descriptors.
The obscene level of douche killed it for me. I can’t be the only one.
this would be a halfway decent story if you didn’t literally refer to them as Skinny and Chunky. jesus christ what poor taste.
actually, i take it back. you’re supposed to be 41, but you write and sound like an 18 year old. and not in a good way.