I’m an Uber driver, that drives Escorts around… [MF]

Like most jobs, I fell into this job accidentally. I lost my full time job back in 2009, during the financial crisis. Like many other Americans, I was living the dream, thinking that real estate would always be there for me. But I was greedy, borrowed too much. And as you probably already figured out, it all came tumbling down when the dust settled. So my house was just being foreclosed on, I had just lost my job, and just started working as a driver for my friend’s car service. It wasn’t glamorous by any means, but hey it was a job and I was able to support myself.

When Uber’s popularity exploded, I became an Uber driver early on. It was fortunate for me, as Uber basically killed my friend’s business. Anyways, I’ve been Ubering for some time now, and one night I pick up this passenger. Young, smoking hot blonde, dressed to kill. I’m professional and polite of course, but she was drop dead gorgeous. As an Uber driver, I’ll play it by ear. Some passengers want to chat, some want the music on. Whatever they want really, I’m really an easy going guy. Anyways, the blonde is a chatty mood, and we’re shooting the shit, in typical Los Angeles traffic. We chat about whatever, music, concerts, what she does for a living. She’s a model, and she needs to get to a shoot. Odd… it’s Monday evening, and I’m dropping her off at a hotel. Whatever, I didn’t really care, we’re just chatting. Anyways, I do my thing, take some shortcuts, and finally get to the hotel. We say our goodbyes, and off she went.

A couple of hours later, I’m still Ubering, and I get a pickup at that hotel. It was the same blonde. Now, I’ve never picked up the same passenger before, let alone in the same day. What a crazy coincidence. We recognize each other of course, and just starting chatting again. I didn’t bring up the fact that I picked her up only a couple hours after her “shoot”, but whatever, it’s not my business. We’re chatting again, it just so happens that her best friend went to the same high school that I did (many years later). We developed this strange, weird rapport with each other, just laughing and chatting. Eventually, I dropped her at her apartment, and she asked for my number. Asked if I did any private driving on my own. Sure, why not? I needed to make money, mind as well cut out Uber as the middle man.

A couple weeks passed, and I honestly forgot about the blonde. Until one day, she texts me and asks if I’m available. I’m not really, but I make it work, and I pick her up. Again, she’s dressed to kill, and asks me to drop her at that same hotel. On the way over, she finally confesses what she’s doing. She’s escorting, and meeting a client. It was so matter of fact. “Hey, did you go to Coachella? “How about the Dodgers? “Oh hey, I’m an escort and we’re driving to meet a client, you cool?” I didn’t really give a fuck, so long as she paid and I didn’t get in trouble. So I dropped her off at the hotel, waited a couple of hours, and drove her back home. On the ride back home, I asked how did her appointment go. Fuck, this girl was kinky as shit. Without any filter, she explained what happened, what the guy wanted, all the details. Have to admit, I got rock hard as she was telling me what happened. After I dropped her home, I went back to my place, pulled up her Instagram and just jerked off to her.

Soon after, I fell into this role of being the blonde’s personal driver. At least when it came to escorting. She’d text me the details, I pick her up, drive her, wait around, and drive her home. She’d tell me about the date, and as I dropped her home, she paid me. I don’t know, there was this cuckold type of thing going on with me. But having this model, who just got freshly fucked, and telling me all about it was such a turn on. Like a taxicab confessions, for the older crowd reading this. Pretty soon, the blonde refers me to her other models, who are also in the business. Like the blonde, it’s all professional on my end. But picking up these women, knowing what was about to happen, was very erotic for me.

The craziest thing that happened. This brunette was a regular for me. Shy, quiet, but again really attractive. It was my 4th or 5th driving her, and I always stayed in the car during the appointment. But for some reason, she asked that I come up with her. Maybe she didn’t trust the guy or something, and thought I would be some protection. (Used to play college football) Honestly, I didn’t want to go up. But I would have felt horrible if I didn’t and something did happen to her. So I went. In the hotel, I was in the living room, just watching tv or playing on my phone. But the bedroom door was left slightly open. Enough where I saw everything. I saw this cute shy brunette get absolutely fucked and railed. Her fucking moans could fill an opera house. After they were done, the guy got dressed and bolted out of the room. The brunette was up, getting cleaned up, and called for me, since I had her purse. Fuck, when I came into the bedroom, I almost came right there. She had sexy lingerie on, heels, and nothing else. Wasn’t ashamed about showing off, that’s for sure. She asked for some help, which I gave, and we just walked out together. Like all the other times, while I drove her home, she gave me some details.

Today, I’m still Ubering. But I drive these women around very often. When I’m with them, I’m professional, polite. Not too forward, but just act as a sounding board (I’m a good listener). Each time I drop them home, I’m so horny and hard, I basically pull up their instagram and jerk off to them. Or if I’m just waiting in their car, I’ll pull up their instagram and see if they made a story or post about it. I just wish, that one day, after I drop one of these models back home, they would give me a special tip.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bij3xs/im_an_uber_driver_that_drives_escorts_around_mf

27 comments

  1. Love the story although it didn’t contain any sex or details of the deed. Hope u get a special tip one day!!

  2. Good on you for not overtly asking for the tip etc. though. Very professional, if they wanna offer, they will ;)

  3. Hot Story tonight, Uber Driver became a low-key pimp/escort delivery guy.

    Jokes aside, you’re doing fine. Glad you at least bee professional during business hours. Some people would take advantage of the situation.

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  5. I’ve done that. Had a few regulars who would text me for rides back and forth. I’m in a rural area, so picking up regular passengers is more common. I happened to mention my political affiliation and she knew that meant I was open minded to her business.

    There’s a local photographer whose business is primarily people flying in for Playboy portfolios. Made me wonder why I never thought of that. Sometimes the bus would drop off clients at odd hours when Uber wasn’t available, like 4am. Other times it was rush hour and he wanted to ensure a dedicated ride greeted his clients.

    Met a few Playboy models. Met a few strippers, a few escorts, one lot lizard. It was building into a pretty regular business There is a bond there, a trust factor. One of the escorts gave my card to an executive and he had me pick him up from the major airport an hour away, drop him off, which turned into an airport shuttle service for execs. All referrals.

    Never had anyone invite me in, though.

    Drew the line when a heroin junkie almost passed out in the back. I don’t care what you do, just don’t put me at risk.

    Then the transmission blew out and I had to get a different job. Kinda miss it.

  6. I can confirm that this guy’s story is highly likely to be true… Because my sister in law is an escort. As far as I know. She has wads of cash, says she’s a bartender, works random hours in the evening. She told us that she has a regular uber guy that regularly drives her to work, she then started using him without uber. She told us she cut him off for a while when he started getting the feels and texting her that he wants to hang out or that he misses her. She said “he’s old, old enough to be my dad” Anyways, she didn’t use him for a while but went back to using him again last time I heard. Oh and I almost forgot, she doesn’t know jack shit about mixing drinks or anything but knows all these sex worker Lingos. Also she’s a bombshell (think of a more toned Kim K before the nasty surgery.

  7. Have you asked them if they actually enjoy it or is it all about the Benjamin’s?

  8. Whoa! Do you have any idea how much they charge? Or if they have other aspirations?

  9. I would ask her for her service and offer her 5-10 rides for free, whatever comes close to her “fare”.

  10. good post, nice change of pace from the usual in this sub. and i imagine it’d be a huge turn-on for me too.

  11. Ever fuck any if these girls? They even offer a BJ or let you eat them out after?

  12. An idea that isn’t creepy like just straight up asking a girl you’re giving a ride for sex, is asking if she knew someone else that could fulfill your needs. A referral essentially.

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