Terrible Snooker game at swingers bar turned into a terrible threesome [MMF]

So bit of back story about myself, I’m 23, Male, Bisexual, live in the UK, slightly over average in weight but also tall so it evens out a little. I have a lot of confidence in day to day life but never been one to be confident with initiating sex. Afterwards I’m fine I’m just shit at starting it, or so I thought.

So, rewind the clock like 2 years or so I was a fresh 21 year old who’d just come out of a messy relationship. So I was back in the dating game trying out new stuff, like one night stands and casual fucking with FWB, but I really wanted to try new things. So I decided to take a trip to the local swingers club.

Now I’ve never been in a swingers club before nor did I know what to expect, but when I went in I was dead nervous. The owner greeted me and showed me round the place and it was pretty nice to be honest. First floor had a lounge area for socialising, bar, hot tub and sauna. Upstairs was were the action was happening though; glory hole, BDSM room, group sex rooms, dark rooms, all very dark and dim lit, walls were painted dark red and black, all very cliche.

So after being shown round I decided to walk upstairs and just look around for myself, the BDSM room was full of people, both men and women of all ages but mostly 30s-40s, all in bondage gear and I was just in jeans and shirt, few people were just talking and I just joined in with standard conversation, I was still dead nervous but man’d it up. A women said “you’re not nervous are you sweetheart?” I replied with a sheepish “No?¿” she then gestured me to come over, I walked over and she just politely and quite sternly asks me “get your cock out then”, in the mist of panic I just did, I undid my belt and whipped my cock out, I was rock solid from horniness and nerves, she grabs my dick with one hand and starts to jerk me slowly, she compliments my size and i just thanked her nervously. She then starts to grab my dick a little harder and asks me “so tell me, are you a good little boy, or a naughty boy” at this point I literally shit myself because she definitely didn’t seem shy or submissive so I just backed up and put my dick away in panic. I’ve gone bright red, and a guy behind me laughs and says “I think he’s a little nervous, cant blame him” the women who had my dick in her hand just looks at me and mouths “are you okay?” I nod with a half smile and she just smiles back and winks at me.

So I’ve practically shit myself at this point so I announce I’m going to get a drink. I dart for the bathroom once I’m out the room, and just compose myself. I have like a moment with myself looking in the mirror just pep talking myself. After manning up I go downstairs and steady my nerves with a rum and coke. I sit at the bar for a while before I see a snooker table and decide to let off some steam, in a very relaxed manner I just ask this random bloke sat next to the table if he wants a game, with me playing pool and snooker at every pub I go in I’m used to the game and not bad. This guy cant play to save his life but I have a laugh chatting with him. I assumed he came by himself but then his wife comes over. Blonde, mid 40s, average tits but a massive ass, shes wearing a short black latex dress. She is stunning. Whilst her husband was taking his goes she’d stare at me and smile. I’d smile back and kept looking at her legs cause she was fucking amazing for her age. It was clear she was flirting with me and I was flirting back with cheeky smiles and I kept looking at her legs when I knew she was looking.

After winning the game I go to get another drink, I come back to the table as I took the cue with me to the bar, clearly more interested in snooker than fucking at this point. But this all changes, as I get back, the wife looks at me and says “so what’s your name sweetheart?” I reply with a smile “Luke” she says “well Luke, I’ve got a deal for you, you beat my husband in this game and I’ll let you fuck me”. I look at her with wide eyes and shes just smiling looking me up and down, I look at the husband and he is smiling as well. I reply with a very confident “right, I’ll rack up” whilst looking right at her and grinning. I was trying to stay confident and this was obvious in my manner, now this was going to be an easy game, but I was also deadly nervous, and what followed was the worst game of snooker I’ve ever played; missed shots, hitting the wrong balls and even shooting the white ball straight off the table.

20 tough minutes later the husband managed to pot the black and lose. I sigh with relief and shake his hand, the wife puts her hand on my back and says “good game” she then gets in my ear and whispers “now follow me”. The husband smiles at me and I feel her grab my hand, I walk with her up the stairs and she leads me into the dark room. She lays me on the bed and straddles me, she begins to take off my shirt and shes kissing my neck, she smells fucking lovely and her body is unreal, she takes off my jeans and my cock is bursting through my pants. She takes off her dress and I am rock solid at this point. She takes my dick out and then begins to put a condom on me.

**must point out, I have never had sex with a condom on as it kills my boner straight away**

And low and behold it did, my dick was starting to get softer and I could’ve died. She takes it off and runs her hands across my body and tells me to relax, she then takes my dick in her mouth, now I’ve never had a blowjob like this before, she was doing things with her tongue I’ve never felt before and my God it was unreal. I couldn’t stay quite, I was moaning like mad and she was getting faster, this was insane I literally couldn’t form a sentence I felt like I was in another fucking dimension. As shes sucking me I didn’t even notice that the husband was fucking her and she was moaning on my cock. Hes fucking her hard and shes going mad on my cock, shes going deeper each time and playing with my head with her tongue. He then stops, and tells her to lay down and for me to get up, he kneels up next to her mouth and she begins to suck him, she looks at me whilst shes jerking him and tells me “get a condom on and fuck me” I find a new one in the pile they brought and put one on. And this is where it all goes tits up. I try to keep hard but I can feel it going. I’m trying my hardest to stay hard and I manage to stay erect whilst I get in position between her legs but trying to fuck her was out the question. I couldn’t get comfortable and everything was going wrong. My dick was getting soft and they were noticing, she attempts to get me hard by sucking me again but it was no use, my head was blagged and i couldn’t get hard again. I apologise and get dressed and leave like a fucking loser. They just stayed and fucked.

I was so embarrassed I couldn’t even stay in that place for another second. I just bolted for the door and walked home. The time was like 3am on a Sunday and I just played some music through my headphones and walked home thinking about what the fuck just happened. When I finally got home i just went straight to bed and when i got undressed her lipstick was all over my dick and I was hard once again. I stayed up and had a wank before going to bed. I haven’t been back to that club however I have taken a fwb to one in Nottingham and that’s a whole other story.

So yeah, might have to learn how to keep erect with condoms.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bhwqgr/terrible_snooker_game_at_swingers_bar_turned_into