This happened about 5 years ago. My camp group was crashing at the Best Westin in the south. We were on the second night in the designated location. My buddies and I were chatting about life and who we wanted to bang in camp. I’ll call them AF and BG. Not gonna dox them. We received a text message in the boy’s chat of our group. We were seniors in the travel program at this time btw. Our friend said “Omg, porn on channel nine.” I yelled at BG to grab the remote. He was skeptical. But he caved in. Here we were now. Three straight males watching Bunny Ranch on TV.
We were looking at things foreign to us. Like transgender women going down on women born that way. I did not really enjoy most of it but porn is porn, boobs are boobs. You know. BG commented “I have the most awkward boner right now.” I did too. My dick was poking out of my jeans. We did not start the show on time but we stuck out 20 minutes of it. Bunny Ranch was some whack shit to say the least but it made my friends and I horny.
AF decided to get in the shower first. BG and I just start chatting about how weird the stuff we saw on TV was. Like a guy eating cake off of a woman’s nipples. It may not be totally weird now but we were younger then. I told BG, “Let’s watch porn on your phone.” He asked me why I couldn’t use mine so I just said I don’t want it in my history. Really it was out of laziness, I had safe browser on. He asked me about my sites and at the time, I was not totally fond of PornHub. I was used to YouPorn just because lots of my sexy searches online yielded results from that site. He asked what I was into and I said solo and lesbian. In the home page, we found a 22 minute video of two lesbians having sex outside. Had like 73% like rating which sucks but we clicked anyway. Because horny 15-year-old teens. We skipped about halfway through the video. And we both said that the women in it were kinda ugly. But for whatever reason, we still were aroused. AF came out of the shower 10 minutes after he got in. BG and I did not need to question what was going on in there. We both had the same idea of what we’d be doing next.
BG got his turn now. I talked about my views on the shoddy television program with AF. We both agreed. Mad sketchy. I was just thinking about when it would be my turn in the shower. It was about 5 minutes until it was my turn. So I went right into the shower and immediately started beating my meat. I was going really hard on it this one time. Stroking it like tomorrow would never come. I was starting to breathe heavily after some time. Which never really happens to me. Then I nutted. Really really hard. My first load was absolutely enormous. It clogged the drain. Immediately. I am just looking down and I see my cum everywhere. And it keeps piling up with every contraction I feel in my lower extremity. I start to panic. Never had I ever produced such a large load. And it did not help that I was in a shitty shower that makes farting noises when you turn it on. Upon the end of my orgasm, out of impulse, I reached down. Picked up my cum. Threw it on the ceiling. I did not consider reaching outside of the shower and dumping it because I did not want to get the floor wet. Thought it would be inconsiderate. As if throwing cum on the ceiling. I proceeded to shower for 20 minutes after my release. I noticed my cum changing shape a few times while looking up. At one point, it looked like a clit. Part of me felt satisfied for acting like a total jerk in the shower.
I came out of the bathroom laughing. They asked me what was so funny. “Hey, BG. AF. I just threw my cum on the ceiling.” I told them about how stubborn my seminal fluids were acting and how I did not know how to hide the evidence. They told me not to talk about the night ever again. Not with other people. Attention-whoring me spilt it out next morning because I thought it was hilarious. Even to women. I was popular so they got a kick out of it. Also, I found my cum on the floor of the shower the next morning. In pure liquid phase. So, yeah. That happened. Only time I’ve watched porn with other dudes for the purpose of sexual entertainment and not as a joke. Definitely memorable and worthy of a ton of laughs imo.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bh4wmn/my_guyfriends_and_i_watched_porn_while_on_an
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