My friend was too scared to post this story himself so he decided to let me reap the karma. Here’s the story as he told it.
“Girls my age just didn’t do it for me when I was 20. I was way more interested in older women. I wanted that fine, casket aged pussy. I got on cougar life and quickly found a woman 20 years my senior. We talked and texted and exchanged naughty pics. We couldn’t meet in a bar because i was too young so we met at her place. I’m not a great chef but I make a mean lasagna. So we decided to meet up at her place and before anything, she gave me a huge hug. It was honestly so warm and maternal. It was a really wholesome way to start an evening that we both knew was going to end in the desecration of her bed, couch, or other flat surfaces. She asked me to show her how to make the lasagna. I was behind her, guiding her hands while she mixed the herbs and eggs into the ricotta, kind of like the movie Ghost. It was fucking hot. We shot each other knowing looks throughout the meal and it was honestly part of the fireplace. I had the foresight to make it vegetarian so we wouldn’t be too full to fuck afterwards. We spent a few minutes talking and having small talk. Remarks about how nice her apartment is and so on and so forth. Then, she guided me to her bed and you know the rest. Frickle frackle. Very satisfying. We were laying next to each other and she was cuddling me because she was a little bit taller than me. I turned around and we made out a bit. I rubbed her tits a little bit. Round two. Blah blah blah. Then three and four. But then, we started talking. Pillow talk. I knew she was a teacher but didn’t know where she thought. I asked her and she said *elementary school.*
‘Holy shit, that’s where I went to school. K-5!’
‘Oh wow. I started 17 years ago there as the kinder…wait. You’re how old now?’
’20’
‘So you were in kindergarten 15 years ago?’
‘yeah. Why?’
‘I was the only kindergarten teacher there at the time.’
‘………….Miss *Kindergarten teacher’s name?*’
‘oh my god. *His name?*'”
So yeah. My friend fucked his kindergarten teacher 15 years after having her as a teacher. The both of them found the whole situation inexplicably sexy and continued to date for a while but saw that it wasn’t going anywhere and decided to be friends (with the occasional benefits). Luckily they didn’t get to the point when he introduced her to his family. So yeah. Hope you enjoyed that.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bgl2wo/my_friend_gest_a_blast_from_the_past
So I assume he fulfilled the required assignments, shared his toys and was cooperative during playtime, but was his progress significant enough to graduate to the first grade teacher?
Honestly that’s pretty cool.
Casket-aged? Is that a phrase I’m unaware of because that sounds like dead and drying.
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