if you clicked after seeing an Office quote for the title, thank you, I really can’t think of a catchy title I’m sorry this is kind of boring
I really love a good wholesome couple sex post (much as the kinky shit is fun, I’m into some attainable enjoyment also) and thought I’d share a good experience from last week. The bf and I don’t see each other much due to reasons and so we try to get all that pent up sexual tension out like a couple of rabbits when we’re together. Unfortch for us, he lives with his parents, as do I (the sex may be attainable but affordable housing isn’t) and we have to be smart about our options. Not sure whether anyone cares about what the people look like as if you’re anything like me you just imagine yourself in the story anyway, but I’m gonna call us Jake and Amy, cause if you squint from real far away, I guess there’s maybe some resemblance. We’re in our early twenties and he’s vanilla in skin tone (but not the sheets, HEYO) with this gorgeous thick light brown hair and I’m pretty olive-y skinned, which is what nice people say when they think you look like Shrek’s niece. He’s taller, I’m sort of average sized for a girl, and both of us are quite slim. I’m part of the itty bitty titty committee and he has a Goldilocks penis, it’s perfect in every way. Length, girth, colour, all of it. I love that dick.
On the night in question, we waited ages for his parents to go to bed and by that point I think we had mutually agreed on a quickie as we went to the bathroom to brush our teeth. We’ve actually kind of mastered shower sex due to our tessellating dimensions (he’s got a good 10-15cm or so on me but I have the longer legs, plus I can put my leg over his shoulder while standing if we do it facing each other, which is *definitely* a brag.) That’s what I was expecting in this situation as I started to take off my mascara. However, Jake came up from behind slipping a hand up my shirt while moving my hair aside to kiss my neck. Immediately I forgot my cotton pad and whimpered. His hand tweaked a nipple (which is such a weakness for me) and then going to nibble my earlobe, all the while pushing his hips into my butt so I could feel him hard. My earlobe is kind of my kryptonite, it immediately renders me incapable of producing coherent speech or operating heavy machinery.
He makes a girl’s knees go weak. “You make a girl’s knees go weak,” I sigh, trying and failing get my hand under the very tight waistband of his boxer briefs as he teased me with his boner through them.
He turns me around and I told him he doesn’t need those, tugging at the waistband of his underwear as he tells me to put my arms up. I do, and he pulls off my tee from the bottom. I never wear a bra cause I hate them, and he cups my boobs gently before taking off his own. Fuck, I love this man. I bend down straight-legged to the ground to take off my cheeky black undies (he’s most def an ass man) and he gives my butt a squeeze and an approving “mmmm”. I turn around and he’s topless wearing only a pair of boxer briefs, and I pull our hips together, kissing him with our bare chests touching. My hand is tangled in his hair and his arms are around my waist and travelling down to squeeze my butt, and I want him.
Once we’re both equally naked I position myself facing him on the bathroom counter, but he has other ideas. Jake pushes my thighs apart firmly and lifts them up onto his shoulders while sliding his finger down into me. I’m really fucked now. He’s got one hand forcing my legs apart and the other fingering me with that cosmo-sex-tip-come-hither thing and it’s so perfect and amazing and my legs start to shake and it really isn’t long before I’m seeing stars.
He kisses me while positioning himself at the entrance. I bite his lip playfully as I’m still giddy from cumming, and then he slides in. Remember what I said about Goldilocks dick? That cock is so perfect I can barely hold in my gasp. He starts to thrust up into me, hitting my g-spot, which is super rude seeing as I’m supposed to be “quiet” because people are “sleeping”. He knows I’m a big g spot girl and it is so difficult to keep the noise down. When he notices me bite my lip to keep sound down he whispers “good girl” and honestly, that made it worse. My legs are on his shoulders trembling and my hand is gripping one of the taps on the sink and just as I think I can’t take it and be quiet he slides out and goes to pull me off the counter.
Jake turns me around like before, facing the big mirror above the sink, then bends me over in front of it. He slides in again and I stifle a moan. “You’re a bad man, Jake Nakatomi Peralta*,” I whine as he grins, thrusting into me from behind. He has the hottest smug smirk during sex. Standing doggy is pretty amazing, but what’s even better is fucking in front of a mirror – it feels like you’re in your own porno with none of the cloud storage issues. I know he loves seeing my reactions in the mirror when he does something and, well, I’m definitely giving him a show. He gives my ass a firm smack and elicits a silent-moan. Then he makes it way harder for me by sliding his hand up the back of my neck and gathering up my hair in one hand, pulling it hard. My legs start to shake again and a very tiny part of me wonders if I’ll be able to keep myself upright if I cum like this. Jake has a firm grip on my hair arching my back and pushing my chest out towards the mirror and it’s so fucking sexy and I can’t help it, I moan for him to cum for me and feel him pulsate at the same time as I finish. He’s got a really good orgasm face and it’s amazing to watch. We sort of collapse into each other, giggling uncontrollably as we come down from it all. He holds me up with two arms around my waist and kisses my back. That was the first time I’d finished standing up and honestly I couldn’t feel my toes after, but we managed to get to the shower together and keep each other upright.
*yes I said all three names of his but not those three names, I’m not a lunatic.
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love it, i think you should post more!
I love some brooklyn 99 references but this one is different lol
Love that this is 75% sexy and 25% hilarious. Please post more! <3
Your writing and humour made this post all the more enjoyable! Hope to see more from you.