Proper Drunk Sext [MF]

So this was twenty years ago. In my day, we couldn’t send nudes whenever we wanted. We didn’t have video or snaps!
We used AIM for our dirty chats, and we liked it! At any rate, I was younger, drunker, and on another continent from a friend with benefits. Here’s what we talked about one day, no edits or inventions. She was this much fun in person, too. I’m “M” (and [M]), she’s “S”.

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M: Just put a drunk friend to bed.

S: lol nice

M: Yep.

M: Women.

M: They’re unfathomable.

S: hey now lol

M: They are!

M: I stand by that assertion.

S: yeah you’re right

M: I just put to bed a girl who fights with me like cats and dogs when she’s sober (80% of the time) but comes on to me like there’s no tomorrow when she’s drunk.

S: haah i know how that goes

S: pretty sad but i guess you’ll have that

M: You do?

M: Tell me, how does that go?

M: Because I’m confused as hell.

S: lol she like’s you obviously but she doesn’t want you to know, so it comes out when shes drunk lol

M: Lovely.

S: isnt it

M: Well, I’m drunk too, so I guess my true feelings emerged – I treat her like a crazy younger sister.

S: ok so when are you coming home? i know i ask you that all the time but im’ in like SUPER horny mood lately! !lol

M: Haha.

M: Too bad you’re at work.

M: Sometime before July 1st.

M: Don’t know the exact date because I haven’t bought the ticket.

S: got ya

M: Yep.

M: Damn shame I haven’t been on in the mornings recently.

M: I could have witnessed this mood for myself.

S: yup!!

S: now im horny as hell

S: lol

S: thanks a lot1`

S: its all your fault

M: No problem.

M: Aw, don’t be mad.

M: Just imagine me sitting here with a smile on my face.

M: Because that’s what I’ve got.

M: Shame you’re at work.

S: yeah that really helps!!

M: heh.

S: who cares lol i dont get my stuff monitored

S: lol

M: Lucky you.

M: So does that mean you’re taking a short break from work?

S: i think that does

S: gotta love the invention of the door

M: I do, I do.

M: Mine is currently locked.

S: so is mine

S: lo

M: Good plan.

S: i agree

M: So what have I been missing by being asleep in the mornings?

S: wel li had to replace the batteries in 2 different toys lol

S: that’s a first

S: but i get home at night and do the whole dinner / shower relax thing

S: and by that time im so freakin horny lol

S: i can guarntee that you will never find a woman more horny that i am right nwo!!!

S: and have been for like the past 6 weeks!!!

S: did i lose you?

M: Nope, sorry.

M: Just had somebody at the door.

S: lol those bastards!

M: Replacing batteries has never been so sexy, though.

S: ;-) i know

M: So what’s the whole dinner/shower relax thing like?

M: Working out for you?

S: eh well enough i guess

S: its always more fun when someone else is helping out!

S: lol

M: Mmm… especially in the shower.

S: yes!!!

M: Everything gets slick.

S: and feels so damn good!

M: Hot.

M: In a steaming shower.

M: So you can feel the skin heating up.

S: most definitely!

M: So my hands almost feel cold when they wrap around your sides.

S: right now i’m all about just throwin everything off my desk * its huge* and just going at it right here!

M: Oh, you don’t need to throw off everything.

M: Just enough for you to place your hands.

S: o but i do, i move around way to much lol

S: or that too

S: lol

M: And plant your feet.

S: everything is wireless

S: lol

M: And leeeeeean forward.

S: its a good thing your coming home soon!

M: Heh. Yep.

S: god i could go at it for days!!!

M: God, right about now I could only go at it for about ten minutes before I came.

S: thre is always round 2

S: lol

S: and 3

S: and 4

S: and 5

S: lol

M: Hell yes.

S: i wasn’t joking when i said i’m super horny!

M: I can see that.

M: So tell me about it.

M: I love to hear.

S: oo i wish you could

S: its a great thing

S: and my orgasm’s right now are unbelievable!

M: Small noises now.

M: Little gasps.

M: The slick noise you make as you rub your clit.

S: i can’t even imagine what it will be like when another person is touchin me

M: Soft sucking sounds as you slide your fingers in and out.

S: and im so wet!!

S: god you would slide in and out of me so good right now!

M: So slowly.

S: and depp!

S: deep**

M: I would have to slow down.

S: slow is good

S: tease me!! lol

S: god that’s the best!

M: Little slow shallow movements.

M: Then I drive in hard and deep.

M: And wait for that moan to start at the back of your throat.

S: i’m right there right now!!

S: its a GOOD THING i’m like the only on here right now!

M: So scream.

M: Moan.

S: trust me i just about am screaming!

M: I want to hear that scream start soft.

S: i’m the most vocal person you will ever meet! lol

M: A little bit louder every time I pound into your.

M: Until no sound comes out.

M: And you’re just screaming without words or even breath.

S: shit i’ll be back in a sec

S: sorry

M: Okay.

S: ok im back

S: stupid delivery lol

S: me with the biggest shit grin ever the UPS guy knew something was up

S: lol

M: Should’ve made it worth his while.

S: lol

S: id rather make it worth your while!

M: Well, naturally.

S: good choice of words!

M: But since I’m not there, I wouldn’t be all that upset.

S: lol nice!!

M: Now if we were both in that room, and talking about how to cure your horniness, and you left to do the UPS guy, I might be a little jealous.

S: yeah i wouldn’t care if the ups guy was here i would tell him to keep whatever he had and come back later

S: lol

M: Haha.

M: Yeah, me too I guess.

M: Then again, who knows?

M: State you’re in, it might take two guys to finish you off.

M: Now, where were we…

S: i think you could handle it

S: ;-)

M: Oh, I’d like to try.

S: you’ll get your chance dont worry lol

S: we could be inside for day slol

M: I might just back you into a wall first thing, tear your pants off and start running my tongue up your legs.

S: yes you should definitely do that!

S: god i don’t even have to touch myself right now!

M: Slowly stand up, so you feel my cock coming up the inside of your thighs.

M: Sliding back and forth.

M: A little teasing…

S: god i want to just grab your cock and slide it into me!

M: I just want to grab your ass and bury myself.

M: Feel you tight and hot and wet all around. me.

S: i’m so wet right now you would slide right in!!!!

M: All the way in.

M: Your nipples hard, rubbing against my chest.

M: You pushing back at me, grinding down.

S: god i just want to wrap my arms around you and run my fingers through your hari!

S: and pull you closer and further into me

M: Feel your breath on my neck, your teeth trying to bite and your hands clawing at the back of my neck.

M: Hear you telling me to fuck you harder, faster, harder…

S: god i want your cock in me soooo bad!!!

S: i can practically feel you right now!

M: Tell me what you feel.

M: Tell me what you want.

S: it feels like your throbbing inside of me!!! it feels SOOOOOO good!!!!!

S: i just want you to bend me over and take me!

M: My hands on your hips and ass, pulling and slapping.

S: exactly!

M: My cock hard and pulsing inside you.

S: i think i wlll cum before you do!!!

S: probably a few times before you do lol

M: You feeling every inch of it as I nail you into the desk.

M: And every inch missing as I slooooowly slide out, then slam back into you.

S: I WANT IT SO HARD RIGHT NOW

S: **oops sorry about the caps but tha’s how i want it!

M: Lean over your desk, if you aren’t there already.

S: I PRETY MUCH AM

M: Work yourself off with one hand and use the other to push back against me.

M: Me deep inside you.

M: One hand slapping, squeezing, oiling up your ass and back and legs.

M: You slick and hot and wet and taking me in and begging, whimpering, for it to go deeper and harder.

S: I WANT YOU TO GRAB MY ASS AND FUCK ME!

M: Feel how tight you are around me just before you come.

M: Feel how I dig my fingers in and take you.

M: How hard I pump and how good it feels when I shoot off inside you.

M: The heat when I come and you feel it hot inside you.

S: I WANT YOU TO CUM INSIDE OFME THAT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD

S: FEELING YOU

M: You close?

M: Close to feeling my come inside you, close to shaking and trembling pinned down on your desk, my cock still hard inside you…

S: very!

M: One finger slickly sliding into your ass, feeling how tight it is when I fill you up with my come.

S: I’M CUMIGN!

M: Whispering because you can’t get any louder, moaning as you get impaled harder and harder, and I seem to get harder and harder.

M: Shaking and sweating and screaming with pure relief.

S: THAT’S WHAT IM DOING RIGHT NOW!

M: Yesss…

M: Feeling your fingers slide and stop, shuddering because you can’t take any more.

S: OMG KEEP FUCKING ME!

M: Shaking every time I slam into your.

M: Gasping every time I press in and pump and hold it nice and sloooowwww.

S: GOD IM’ JUST THROBING RIGHT NOW!

M: In between, I can hear you whispering “fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckemeeeeee!”

S: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!

M: Until you come again, and you can’t talk, and you just mouth it, “fuck me fuck me fuck me”

S: THIS SOUNDS SO CORNY BUT THE FACT THAT YOU STLL USE THE CORRECT PUNCTUATION IS SUCH A TURN ON1! iTS SO PROPER BUT SO DIRTY!

M: And I keep pounding you, harder and harder, my cock like steel, like the whole world filling you up again and again.

M: Dirty… I like that.

S: ME TOO!

M: Dirty like what I hear you whisper.

M: “Fuck me in the ass…”

S: GOD I WANT TO YOU TAKE YOUR HARD COCK AND SLIDE IT INTO MY ASS!

S: HEY GOOD CALL

M: So I pick up a toy, a big one, and as I slide out, I slide a vibrator into your pussy.

M: Feeling all the sides.

M: Slowly, slowly, slowly working every inch of my big dick into your ass.

S: GOD THAT FEELS SOOOOO GOOD!

M: And it feels huge and hard and you can feel each little throb as I pump.

M: I flick on the vibrator and you’re on fire, your pussy gushing and so slick I can just slide it in and out, twice as fast as my hard cock fills up your ass…

S: I LOVE THE FEELING OF YOU IN MY ASS AND MY VIBRATOR IN MY HOT WET PUSSY

M: you close again?

S: YES!

S: I’M JUST ABOUT TO CUM!

M: Yeah, come, let me feel that tight ass of yours clamp down and squeeze my cock.

M: Let me feel your nipples get hard in my palm, let me taste how wet your pussy gets when you explode, and lick your juice off my fingers.

M: Your ass still pumping, so tight and slick and hot.

S: I’M JUST THROBING RIGH TNOW

M: Your breath gone, so I can hear you just whimper, “oh god please”.

M: Throbbing, eh? Is that good?

S: OH MY GOD YES!!!

M: So tell me.

M: I’ve done a lot of talking.

M: Type with one hand if you have to.

M: Actually, that would be just plain hot if you did.

S: IVE BEEN TYPING 1 HANDED FOR A LONG TIME!

S: god just thinking about that one night makes me want you so bad!!!

M: Yeah.

S: i wish you would have taken your hard cock and slid it right into my wet pussy

M: God, the head of my cock is so wet from anticipation.

S: telling me how much you wanted to fuck me

M: I did. I do.

S: then you should have grabbed me turned me over and slid yourself into my ass

S: while fingering my clit

M: Right about now I just want to – exactly.

S: i want you to pull my hair back and whisper into my ear how much you want me

S: how good your cock feels in my ass

M: It’s so tight and so hot.

S: i want you to spank me!! i love that!!!

M: It squeezes me and pulls and pushes.

S: and grab my hips and slam into me!

M: Every time I pump into you, I smack your ass, until it’s bright pink and hot to the touch.

S: god i love that!

S: god i want you to put me up against a wall and fuck me!

M: Front or back?

S: watching my eyes roll into the back of my head from pure pleasure

M: Because I’m all about the back tonight…

S: moaning

M: Yesss.

S: screaming your name

S: pulling you closer and closer to me

S: i want you so deep inside of me!

M: I want in. All the way in.

M: So deep that you can’t breathe.

M: Your hands grabbing my ass and back, trying to get me in closer, farther up inside you.

M: Until you can feel my legs start to shake.

S: mine already are!

M: They need some support.

M: They need some relief.

M: They need a man coming inside you like fireworks going off.

S: god i can just feel that right now!

M: Boom boom boom, pulse and pump and hot sticky come filling up your sweet sweet ass.

S: god i love that!

M: So you can feel me throbbing inside you, held tight.

S: yes!!

M: And it sets you off to come again, twitching and tearing at me and the wall.

S: god ive had like 5 orgasms in like the last 10 mins

M: Nice.

M: Too bad you don’t have a video camera.

S: omg yes!

M: Then I could watch you flail away on the desk, hear your ragged breathing, almost smell how wild and sweet you smell.

S: god i taste so good right now

M: I’d love to taste you right now, touch your clit lightly with my tongue and watch you jump and shudder.

S: o make that 7 times

M: Oooh, nice.

M: …think I might be headed for bed…

S: ;-)

S: you could probably use some sleep

M: Please, finish me before I go…

S: i want to take your hard cock in my mouth

S: slowly

S: until all of you is deep in my wet mouth

S: you see pure pleasure on my face

S: as you watch me lightly lick and suck your rock hard cock

M: Mmm, yes.

M: That feels nice.

S: your sittin on the couch , and i climb on you

S: and s l o w l y side you into me

S: making you beg for me to go deeper

S: teasing you as i go

M: Now that’s just cruel.

S: then i slide you all the way into me

S: and rock my hips

S: and slide you out of me almost all the way

S: and start fucking you hard!

S: your begging me not to stop

M: No, please don’t.

S: you grab my ass and slide a finger in

M: I love to feel you slam down on me, love to feel how hot and wet you are.

M: Just a finger?

S: 2

M: And then what?

S: then you turn me over and bend me over the back of the couch

S: and slide your hard cock into my ass

S: as i finger my clit with your help

S: as i finger myself i can feel you in my ass and it feels SOOOO Good!

M: Oh god I’m so close.

S: i feel you starting to shake

S: and i know your so god damn close to cuming!

S: i want to feel you cum in my ass!!!

S: pounding me hard!

S: spanking me

M: yeah

S: pulling my hips into you

S: as you cum

S: it feels so good

M: oh god don’t stop

S: moving my hips around feeling you moving inside of me

S: my ass is so tight and wet

S: gripping you

S: not letting you go

S: *that is 8 for me;-)*

S: i start to feel you throbbing in my ass

S: just about to cum

S: i hear a little moan out of you

S: and know your just about to cum

S: then all the sudden i feel it start to cum

S: and i slam back on to you harder as you cum

S: your begging me not to sto`1

S: stop*

S: you finish cuming and i can stil feel you pulsating inside of me

M: wow.

M: That’s just how it happens.

S: i kinda figured

M: Damn.

M: That felt damn good.

S: the punctuation is back

S: good!!

M: Yeah.

M: Whew.

S: well i hate to cum and run lol

S: but i have vball and you need to get some sleep

S: !!

S: that was amazing by the way

M: Yeah, that’s okay.

M: Yes, yes it was.

S: make that 9 for me

M: Haha.

M: Nice.

M: I think I’m going to have awesome dreams tonight.

S: il’l be adding to that tonight ;-) and definitely thinking of this and you lol

S: i hope so!!

M: You have a good game this evening.

M: I’m gonna head to bed.

S: thanks:-) i will!!!!!

S: i’ll catch you later

M: Take care.

M: Later.

S: thanks you too!!

S: g’night

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/b75q8s/proper_drunk_sext_mf