My slutty and surreal encounters [MF]

Here’s some stories for y’all. In highschool I was highly introverted, awkward, skinny to the bone guy with no care for dressing decently or flirting. Dating and whatnot just seemed like things for “other people”. Welp my friends, how the tides have turned thanks to your friendly neighborhood sluts.

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EPISODE 1: “This feels nice…”

My first kiss was…interesting. first week of college an extremely cute black girl with perky tits, thin waste and beautiful ass sits next to me in calculus. Asks for my number, eventually asks to spend a night chilling. In my shitty dorm I get the record player, lava lamp, and edibles ready. I offer her her first ever experience with weed, and being a complete moron gave her a pretty hefty dose of brownie. She proceeds to lose her mind within the hour, crying, shouting, asking whats happening. Eventually I hug her and tell her we’re fine, with no sexual intention, just trying to calm this girl who my neighbors probably think im raping or something lol. She instantly calms down…and starts pressing into me. Shes went from the recesses of her mind to some entracingly elevated sexual state and says in a low, sultry voice “this feels nice”, and starts moving her arms along my back. I knew she was a virgin, and wasn’t sure exactly where this was headed seeing as consent was extremely hard to guage right now. Once we lie down holding eachother, her ass grinding against me, i go in for a kiss that was fucking incredible, like sipping from a fountain of god’s creation. She takes her bra off, i felt titties for the first time – and boys, let it be known, the hype is real. Eventually she kinda snaps out of it, stands up and says “i need to go…..i want my kambucha in my dorm” and leaves. Fitting end for a weird night. We hung out again, and she wanted to have sex, but I said “I would only want a relationship, not FWB” because I was a fucking dipshit moron but thats okay. More opportunities were en route. She also tried to commit suicide a week later, so thats :(. On to the next one

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EPISODE 2: The Good Years

A few more random girls I kissed later I eventually meet what would be my first girlfriend. In a private room we rented on the beach, swaddled in a white veil mosquito net and the sound of the Pacific ocean lapping the shore near us, she took my virginity. We’d end up fucking pretty much everywhere possible, from parking garages to getting kicked out of club bathrooms to forests, etc etc. 10/10 sex

EPISODE 3: The Communist Transgender

1.5 years later I get tinder and the real sluttiness starts. A cute asian girl super likes me and asks me to “come over”. No linked spotify or instagram, no last name. Easily a 40yo dude with a shank. But fuck it, I go over and enter a room where like 10 people are in a circle just staring at the ground. I try to introduce myself but they just somberly look at me and then back at the floor. What drugs they were on remains the eternal question. the girl asks if I want some water, takes me to the kitchen and introduces her cat. In a low, slow, monotone voice she then says to me, as her THIRD SENTENCE EVER TO ME, “i dream about this cat dying a lot. Last night I dreamt a giant snake ate it”. Like bitch are you from Dark Souls, what the fuck is that? She leads me upstairs, and I meet her roomate lying in the hallways, naked under a blanket, and they start talking about communism. When we go in her room, she tells me everyone in the house is transgender (except for her), and on antidepressants (including her). She then grabs me, strips me, and just lies there like a fish while I fuck her and somehow I cum in like 30 seconds even though I’m barely turned on, first time actually ever doing that. Her Asian pussy was the tightest, prettiest little thing plus tasted amazing. 1/10 sex, 9/10 pussy, ?/10 surrealness.

My second tinder experience was a slut that wanted to fuck after I spent $100 (!) On dinner. Not worth it. Sex was 3/10. Dinner was bomb though

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EPISODE 4: REDDIT SEX SLAVE

on the appropriate r4r subreddit I see “own me for a day”. I message her, she says someone beat me to it, but ya boy convinces her to drop him and get with me instead. She sends me pictures with “classyfuckboi’s cum slut” written above her pussy. I pay for her uber over and we commence several hours of dicksucking, fingering, and fucking. She was a super cool person to talk to as well, from China and incidentally diamond on League of Legends, which felt cool to fuck for some reason lol. She also loved sucking dick while I was “busy”, so I got a wonderful picture of her with nipple clamps, blindfolded, the word “whore” written on her chest with my dick in her mouth and a controller in my hands playing call of duty. I wish I didn’t delete it or I’d share it. She uses reddit, so if she reads – this hope you’re doin well!

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EPISODE 5: Blackout threesome

This actually happened prior to episode 4 but whatever. Blackout drunk at a party with 2 friends that were known to hookup. Im deep on captain morgan’s ship, and she starts running her hand through my hair. Long story short, she takes both of us home and initiates everything that leads to us spitroasting her. Im too fucked up to perform well, but i become FWB with her and end up fucking her on a church alter later which was pretty gratifying. 8/10.

I left out a couple serious relationships but hopefully the slutty conquests continue. Ill be attending UGA as a grad student and can only hope theres some good times there….stay tuned!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/b5hkj7/my_slutty_and_surreal_encounters_mf