Confessions of a bartender: Part 1 [MF]

I was with my old buddies this weekend. I shared a couple of stories about experiences I have had over the years as a bartender. They said I sounded like a Dear Penthouse letter so I decided to share a couple stories here.

I think most people know that one of the perks of being a bartender is that you frequently get the opportunity to hook up with chicks who didn’t manage to hook up. I’ve found the most success with girls who are coming off a bad first/second date and girls who just had a fight with their boyfriend/found out their boyfriend cheated. Those are pretty standard so I am going to focus on a couple of unique stories.

Story 1: Friend’s 20 year old sister

I am currently the manager of a bar that is near a university and not too far from a pretty popular beach for vacationers/spring breakers. As such, we get a lot of college kids under 21 trying to sneak in.

A year ago, I was at my buddy’s place. He was having an NCAA basketball tournament party. His 20 year old sister was there. She is a student at the local college. She’s a smoking hot redhead. Tall (like 5 foot 10), freckles, and a body designed for a bikini. She was wearing a tank top with a decent amount of cleavage and jean shorts. I was hitting on her and making good progress.

I mentioned the bar I work at. She said she got turned away from there a couple weeks earlier. Apparently she has some older friends and they frequently go there. She asked if I could get her in. I said no because I could lose my job.

I was pretty drunk during this conversation so my eyes were not so subtly gravitating to her tits. She had noticed. She leaned forward and pushed out her tits and ask, “Are you sure?”

I said pretty sure. She asked about what if she flashed me her tits. I wasn’t sure if that was a real offer or a tease. Either way, I declined. She suggested we discuss it in the other room. When we got to one of the bedrooms, she started kissing my neck and asked if I was still sure. I said I didn’t know.

We started kissing. She started to squeeze my dick through my pants. She lowered herself to her knees and asked how about now. I said I could probably get her on the guest list this week.

She undid my pants. She did that porn thing where she started to kiss my dick through my boxers. I got rock hard. She pulled off my boxers. She held it by the base and just admired it for a minutes. Then rubbed it on her face. She made it lay up and down her face with my balls against her chin. My cum is basically boiling in my balls at this point.

Finally she start to kiss up my shaft. She teases the head with her tongue then slowly takes it into her mouth. It is an all-time great blowjob. She employs her hands, tongue and even her teeth expertly. She plays plenty go attention to my balls and taint.

I tell her if she swallows my cum I will let her in. If she fucks me, her drinks are on me all night. She spends a nanosecond considering this before agreeing. She takes off her shorts and panties. She is already wet. I rub my dick up and down her labia. Then I slowly put it in her.

She is a performer. She throws her head back and writhes around. She moans like a pornstar. She talks about how deep I get and how much she wants my cum. I am well aware that a lot of this is probably fake but I loved it in the moment.

Between the blowjob and her theatrics, I end up bumming on her stomach after not too long.

I keep my end of the bargain. We made this a regular thing including getting a couple BJ’s in my office at the bar.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/b5dgxf/confessions_of_a_bartender_part_1_mf