I found out my wife was cheating on me. So i decided to take revenge but this story has a different ending than you think.
A few weeks after my wife didn’t come home one night, I decided to take my revenge. I had a show that night at a crowded dive bar. I found a couple super attractive girls to chat with and ended up grabbing a booth with them. My memory is blurry but after one of the girls and I started kissing, the other girl was telling me and the girl to leave and go have sex somewhere… We paused I was nervous. The guy my wife fucked a couple weeks before was there and saw me making out with this random girl. I knew my marriage was over. I was getting drunk, and decided to leave with the girl.
We drove to a random area with not many houses around and we confessed we both were married. Her husband had cheated on her recently, and she was also out that night looking to get laid. But when it came down to brass tax, the two of of were so fucking sad about our marriages. After talking for quite a while, we had the best sex in car Ive ever had. Details are blurry, but she was hotter, and tighter than my wife. And the emotions we carried for weeks was let out into some deeply passionate, and fun fucking.
I returned home at 5 am and was met with a million questions about my ongoings through the night. It felt good to make her feel how I felt just a few weeks before. I didnt answer or argue with her. I just went to bed.
A couple weeks later I am telling my friend Johnny about the hook up, and he was like wait… “whats her name?”— “whats she look like?” Etc.. we concluded this was Johnny’s co workers wife. Turns out this guy had been telling Johnny about his failed marriage and how he cheated on her.
A few days pass and Johnny calls me. “The husband wants to meet you” Umm thanks johnny, now I am going to get my ass beat.. He insisted that it was cool and that he had a proposition for me.
I meet the husband and he is most chill dude ever. His proposition was that I was to go and serve his wife the divorce papers…. I know what youre thinking. No way…. perhaps, shut up dude. Or, how fucked up are you. Truth is, it’s a pretty sinister plan.
The next day I show up at the restaurant she was working at. She saw me and motioned that she would be right over with a slight smile, and a slight wtf is he doing here look. I annouce her full name as a question and she says yes. I apologize and serve her divorce papers. I follow up by asking her for her number and she just looked at me laughed and asked me to leave.
My wife continued to cheat on me for a little while longer before I hooked up with an older co worker (another story). After that we finally confronted our marriage and got divorced.
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What…? Are you a service processor?
Pretty fucked up.
I was thinking this story would end like that movie with Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger: you serve the papers to my wife, I serve the papers to your wife.
I hate paying the brass tax.
You can’t serve divorce papers on someone unless your a process server or have been named in a court order allowing you too. Total bullshit
Fair enough. That was unnecessary and I apologize. Where I am from you have to be an employee of an authorized process server .org or named specifically in an appointment order