[MF]{Cheating}{Anal} I’m a jerk

So not all hookups are awesome, despite what my past posts have indicated.

I was in Baltimore on business, really nothing spectacular about this trip, however I did give Tinder a try. The risk of being seen by anyone I knew was pretty low. Anyway, I got a number of matches and chatted with a few women, but wasn’t able to find someone who could meet up that night for a one night stand, so I decided to go to an Orioles game.

Right as I sat down after the National Anthem, my phone buzzed with a match. Honestly I had just been swiping right on just about anyone who was mildly attractive with little regard for details, so when I dug deeper I saw this woman was not my type really. But I responded anyway.

I wasn’t a jerk about it right off the bat, but made it clear I was just interested in one thing. I told her I was married and only in town for the night. She claimed she could change my mind about that, that after one night with her, I’d be hooked. She claimed to be kinkier than any woman I’d ever been with before. Alright, game on! Even if she wasn’t my type, I was DTF and so was she apparently.

We agreed to meet in an hour in my hotel bar for a drink. I left the game, got an Uber and headed back. We met, and she was about 50 lbs heavier and 10 years older than all her pictures, which was not helping since I wasn’t really into her to begin with. But I was horny. We talked, had a drink and headed up to my room.

Once in my hotel room, we kissed and stripped naked. The sex was lackluster from my point of view at first, standard missionary then some doggy style. I wanted to get freaky, so I gave her a spank. She looked back and said she was not into that. What the fuck? She said she was kinky, and that’s pretty basic stuff. I didn’t flinch, I said ok then, it’s time for me to fuck your ass. She gave me the green light.

I entered her ass hole, and worked my cock inside her. She exhaled and emptied her lungs quickly, making a deep grunting noise. She gasped. I put one foot on the bed, but kept my other leg bent, knee on the mattress next to her. My cock went in and out of her ass, plunging in and out of her until I was ready to cum. I pulled out, quickly removed the condom (which was covered in shit) and came on her back. I sat down on the bed next to her and she fell to the mattress. She thanked me for the fucking, and I said I was tired and needed to get to bed.

She said “what, just one round?”. I was not into it at all, I again said I had to be at a meeting early (which was true) and I had a massive headache (which was also true). She kept asking, so I said ok, lets have another drink and see how I feel. We got dressed, went to the hotel bar for another overpriced, weak drink, and chatted. She said round two would be much better, but I wasn’t down. I said good night, gave her a hug and went to my room without her.

After I got up there, she texted a thank you in Kik. I read it, but didn’t reply. She texted again. Same thing. Finally, she let loose a long tirade about how I didn’t respect her and that I should at least have the decency to tell her I wasn’t interested any more blah blah blah. So I responded “you are right, I am not interested, good bye” and blocked her.

I’m an ass hole.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/atcjsu/mfcheatinganal_im_a_jerk