[MF] Getting blown in a movie theater was like my weird fetish from 2015-early 2018 lol

So this kept happening to me, most of the movies was a different girl. I love going to the movies and I love going on dates.

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When I go on dating apps, never tinder but tried bumble and others, I would match with someone and we would text and chat

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I never tried to come off creepy or anything, just super relax and chill, They would then ask me what I wanted to do, I would simply say let’s just go catch a movie, get there early chit chat for a little and vibe, we get to know each other a bit but we are not pressured to talk and lets see what happens later =)

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My intention was to ALWAYS watch the movie

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I would say 75-85% agreed and would say sure great idea

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This is what always typically happens

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we get there early, grab coffee, chit chat and just vibe

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Go to the movies I ask where they want to sit, they say Back (i like where this is going)

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I make a joke and put the divider between seats and say this is just so neither of us get tempted, if they lift up the arm rest later its on, if they don’t it’s a fail (i would say i fail about 22-28% of the time, but hey I get to watch a movie)

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I an a total gentleman, they make a move to cuddle, I hold strong, they then go for a kiss, and i go for it and say stop there’s people in here

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If they come back and kiss again go strait for the boobs,

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then if I’m hard i literally take it out and see what happens

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Anyways these are the movies since 2015 to early 2018 where good things happen (BJ)

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Big hero 6- My big hero went from 6 to 12

The Martian – I felt like I was on another planet

Creed – we did the deed

Krampus- thank you santa

Jungle Book – i definetly got a Baloo job

Dead Pool – thank god for my powers of regeniration

Batman vs Superman – Dawn of Cumming

Moana – I def moaned

Dr. Strange – Love the stranger

Split – which personality blew me

Conjuring – my penis rose from the dead

Magnificent 7 – It was more like magnificent 6

Don’t breath – she def couldn’t breathe

The Purge Election year – I elect to cum!

Cloverfield lane – there was def an alien invasion of my plants

London has fallen – my pants have fallen

Deep water Horizon – she def went deep

Jack Reacher Never Back down – my penis never backs down

The Shallows – there was liquids everywhere

Office Christmas Party – there was def egg nog involved, well something white and creamy lol

The huntsman winters war – I got nothing

How To be Single -def how to be single

War dogs – i def empted out my ammunition

Kevin hart What now -what now? bj time

Norm of the North – i felt like my cum flew north

IT -IT got treated well

Logan – she’s def had mutant powers, of sucking

Fate of the Furious -it was so serious

Coco – she took me to the day of the dead

Get out -my penis got out of my pants

Lego Batman -i couldn’t build a better woman

Baby Driver – my stick shift gor handled

Annabel Creation – she sucked the demon out of me

Murder on the orient express – this oriental got murdered

John Whick 2 – i always considered myself a chubby keanue reeves

Power Rangers – go go power rangers

The Mummy – I def came back to life

A dogs Purpose – that was def her purpose

Baywatch – she made me feel like david hasslehoff

Happy Deathday – I def want to relive that

XXX Xander Cage – it was def XXX

Jigsaw -she def figuered out the puzzle

Fist fight – there was def a fist but no fighting

Sleepless – i fell asleep like a baby

Mission impossible – yes it truly was

The nun -no chance of that after today

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These were all pretty amazing women, and we had so much fun! and after usually we dated or had like a friends with benefits, maybe an arrangement

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I always appreciate the nice things that they did for me =)

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Remember always get consent and always never pressure anyone into doing anything

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it always feels better to be wanted then to force women to do things they don’t want to =)

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have an amazing day!

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Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/aoiqum/mf_getting_blown_in_a_movie_theater_was_like_my