I’m a disgusting individual. And, you better not leave your pussy around me. Turn your head, and guess what: your little prize possession will be gone because I will have eaten her all up. Don’t believe me? You have your ass left; sit its nakedness down on my table; see what happens. Your tail will be galavanting around this motherfucker in quadriplegic state with phantom limb syndrome. Sure, you’ll still feel my ass-and-pussy stimulation to that area, but remember, those regions of your derriere will be no more.
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Now what, little lady: are you going to play with your nethers like that, or are you just going to relinquish those birthday cake pieces to me willingly?
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I thought you’d see things from my point of view, dear darling. Let’s get down to ass-and-slit-eating rummaging, lady: pull those pussy lips open for me. That’s right; complete the task just as you are. You’re doing a fine job. Douse your fingers with spit, too, love. I need for you to keep that vulva nice and lubed for me. Give me eyes, too, while you’re entertaining your now soiled kitty. Are you okay, my cupcake? Lick a finger, and poke your moist hole for me. Rub the top of your bottom also. You look darling; I knew your reserved little ass had it in you; you’re unleashing that freak that was buried underneath that bullshit. That good-girl nonsense is for the movies, baby; this is real life. That’s it; continue wreaking havoc on that snare with your wet index finger. You’re sucking on your top lip frantically as if you’re losing your composure; I know, there’s no turning away from what you’re glued to, sweet thing. Just don’t look back; you’re in good hands; I’m just like your insurance company. Go all in on that arena down there; don’t pull at your columns too roughly, though: you’ll topple over. And, we don’t want that, do we? Keep a steady pace, my treat.
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You’re getting quite frisky, aren’t you? You pull your two fingers from your snatch, and you insist that I sample your juice. That’s enchanting, little one; that’s my girl. Stay on track, though. You’re getting beyond yourself, my protege. I’m not going to pull my penis from its sanctimonious resting place just yet. The foreplay must go on.
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