Drunken threesome with my co-worker and his wife [MFF]

As I’ve said before, threesomes are usually either well panned events or drunk messes. This one was a drunk mess. Threesome stories also tend to be long, but I hope you enjoy this.

When I was young I worked a lot of dead end jobs. One was hauling lumber and it was a given that on Friday nights we’d all go out together and get drunk. The crew was a mix of kids like me, early twenties and lost and slightly older guys with, uh, issues.

This one night I was out with a bunch of guys, including Dan who was in his mid thirties and married. Dan was built from years of physical labor and covered neck to knuckles in tattoos. I was a 21 year old kid who’d just moved across the country to live in San Francisco.

We were getting hammered, as per usual, when Dan’s wife Cheryl showed up to hang out. Cheryl was, I guess, a MILF. Mid-thirties, short with big tits and a bubble butt. She could hold her own with the boys and got right into the mix of Jameson shots and Budweisers.

The night wore on and more and more of my co-workers started to leave. At one point, a clearly drunk Dan told me “my wife thinks you’re cute” and then later, his wife touched me a couple of times and laughed a little too hard at my jokes. I didn’t think too much about it at first, but in hindsight, this was clearly headed somewhere.

Eventually, it was just Dan, Cheryl and I and the conversation turned to this legendary strip club that was across the street. This was one of those places where the dudes all sat in an individual booths and the girl was stripping in the middle. You paid for the window to go up and then paid more for her to pay attention to just you. I actually knew some girls who worked there, but I’d never been.

“I’ve never been in a strip club” I said

“Never???” Cheryl shouted “let’s go!”

“Yeah, let’s go” Dan agreed in a drunken slur.

So we headed over the strip club, laughing and joking, and jammed into a booth together. There isn’t really room for three people in there, so Cheryl was sitting on Dans lap and I was standing next to them.

We pay our money and the window came up. A young punk girl was dancing. I didn’t know her, but I could have, those were the circles I ran in, and that turned me on. I’m staring at the girl dancing, she’s topless and kinda going through the motions waiting for someone to pay real money. Then I glance over and see that Cheryl and Dan are going at it — tongues down each other’s throats and he’s got his hands all over her.

Soon he has his hands under her shirt and then he’s pulling it up and over her bra. He looks at me and pulls her bra down and exposes her enormous tits to me.

“You like these?” He asks

“Fuck yeah” I say

“You can touch them” Cheryl says and she reaches for my leg.

I was still kind of a clumsy kid then, but I wasn’t going to pass this up so I half kneeled down and started foundling her tits, as I did, she reached out and gave me this sloppy kiss.

Dan maneuvered out from under Cheryl, stood up and under buckled his jeans, Cheryl pulled off her top and bra and said to me “let me see your cock baby”

So I unbuckled too and Cheryl fished my hard cock out of my pants and started stroking it, and then took it into her mouth.

“Oh yeah suck his cock baby” Dan said., stroking his own cock. Then, laughing, he added “fuck the window closed” . He put in more money and the window reopened, then he dropped an extra twenty through the tips slot and we started getting real attention from the stripper.

So here’s the situation. A cute punk stripper is right at our glass, writhing for us, my co-workers wife is topless, sucking my cock, and my co-worker is stroking his dick looking at the whole scene.

In hindsight all I can say is welcome to San Francisco.

I was a young buck then and not sure how long I was going to be able to hold on. Cheryl took me out of her mouth and said “fuck me Dan”.

He pulled down her jeans and panties and she got on her hand and knees right there on the little bench.

Dan started fucking her, hard, and from where I was I could see her big ass jiggle and her tits knock together. I’m generally more of a skinny girl guy, but that look was hot, and it got hotter when she took me back in her mouth.

She was moaning around my cock and dan was shouting “take that dick bitch, take it”. I think the girl dancing knew what was going on, cause she turned around so she couldn’t see and started shaking her ass for us.

The whole thing was so crazy, I didn’t last long, and warned Cheryl I was about to cum. She pulled out of her mouth and starting stroking me, looking me in the eyes and saying “come for me baby, go ahead, cum” and I did, all over her huge tits and the floor.

Dan kept fucking her and Cheryl reach down to rub her clit and eventually they came together.

The window was back down by this point, Cheryl used her bra to wipe up the cum on her and we all laughed and headed out of the club.

I worked with Dan for about another nine months, went to his house a couple times, even met his kid. He joked about the whole thing a couple times like it was no big deal and we even made vague plans of all getting a drink together again, but it never happened. Sometimes when I’m jacking off I still think about Cheryl’s huge tits knocking together while she sucked my cock. A crazy evening.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ae94sq/drunken_threesome_with_my_coworker_and_his_wife