The title basically explains the story, but I’ll give some more explanation.
I went to a Catholic high school. Every year, the school took a trip to the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington DC. It was always a big deal for the school but being a teenager I would do just about anything to not have to go to class. Also at this time I had my first girlfriend who I convinced to go on the trip with me so I wouldn’t be alone. We get to the church and we’re told to go look at all the Jesus stuff and what not and that mass would be starting in an hour or so.
So there’s one thing you should know about this place. There’s a TON of nooks and crannies that are relatively secluded for praying purposes. I keep this in mind but I don’t say anything to the gf because who else would think to do anything in a church filled with people.
Anyway, we’re standing at the back of the church during mass but decide we’ve listened to enough and duck downstairs to look at more Jesus stuff and go to the gift shop. Well before long we find ourselves in one of those little prayer nooks with a few Jesuses hanging on the way and we just start going to town. It was probably one of the best make out sessions I’ve ever had, despite a few people walking in, and had we been anywhere else probably would’ve led to something even better. Being where we were, we obviously had to be quick so she opted for the hand job.
I’m sorry Jesus.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a91n3c/i_m_got_a_hand_job_in_the_largest_roman_catholic
Well at least the hand job wasn’t self imposed and came from someone else, I’m sure Jesus gets it. Look at it this way, the church is jesus’ home and if someone came over to my house during a party/get together I’d be somewhat alright with them getting a handy there, but definitely not if they came over and jerked off.
A lot of priests have done that, and more. /s
I got a blowjob by the door to the crypts at National Cathedral. Good times.