Last summer I got a vasectomy. They tell you to return two samples to make sure both test negative. The first one did and I never bothered with the second.
My wife and I recently (last week) had a pregnancy scare when she was a week late on her period. She put her foot down: no more sex until I get the second test. I will be giving the sample tomorrow morning.
I’ve been taking supplements for the past week that I took years ago when I we were trying to get pregnant and I wanted porn-star sized loads. Working from home today she decided that she wanted to make sure I gave a good sample by edging me.
It started with her rolling over in bed and lazily stroking my cock in the morning. Then she came into my office while I was on a call, putting her hand into her yoga pants and playing with herself and waving her wet fingers under my nose.
While kissing her in the kitchen at lunch time she pulled my hand into her crotch while she rubbed my hardening cock over my sweatpants.
She’s been texting my selfies of her tits, her wide open mouth, and the wet spot in her underwear. I’ve been at least at a semi-erection most of the day.
Now she’s just told me that she wants to kneel in front of me and play with my balls when I jerk into the sample cup in the morning.
I love this woman.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a839wc/mf_being_edged_for_science
my wife just handed me the lotion.
What supplements are you taking?
Wait, after all of that, she’s going to make you Jack It for the collection? ? She’s just Mean..
Did you say you wear yoga pants??
Why two? My doctor only required one sample 8 week after the surgery.
???
This is some science I can throw myself behind.
My wife blew me for my samples :-)