A week ago my best friend and I met up as he wanted to introduce me to his new girlfriend. When I got there and saw who she was I was so shocked I almost screeched.
She was part of my extended friend group and had a reputation for being a huge slut, and not your average sleeping around either. She was known for taking part in group sex and a bunch of other freaky shit.
The only part of her freakishness I witnessed happened while we were playing Never Have I Ever with our close friend group. I don’t remember exactly what the question was, something around sex with weird objects. Regardless, it came out that she said she could fit a bottle in her pussy. Obviously we didn’t believe her and kept questioning her, so, her drunk self went to the kitchen, took a bottle of wine and…we’ll let’s just say we weren’t questioning her after.
Now every time I see her with my best friend that’s all I can think of. And what makes it weirded is that she looks so cute and innocent
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9zws29/my_best_friends_new_gf_can_fit_a_wine_bottle_in
I’d love to see that
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I’m a truly horrible person but the first thing I thought of is “man, that’s the BEST way to sneak shit into the movies.”
I’ll see myself out.
Which end first?
Red or white wine?
That guy is one lucky guy. If he can get past for who she is, he’ll be living the good life.
Your buddy needs to find new friends. You suck
Ex girlfriend used to do this. Chicks squeeze out babies through that hole my dude.
It’s the sweet and innocent looking ones…. It’s always the sweet innocent looking ones….
Fingercuffs? Your friend is fucking dating fingercuffs?
So, you’re saying her stripper name was “Magnum”?
Have you ever thought he may know how others feel about her and he doesn’t care? I’ve dated a woman like that, I knew what she was and what her reputation was. Let me tell you what, that was some of the best sex, parties, and sex I’ve ever had. Besides it’s not any of your business.
Maybe he’s into it. Don’t judge or kink shame. You don’t know.
For all you know he’s elbow deep each night and loving it.
At least it wasn’t a magnum, jeroboam, or methuselah. Look at the bright side.
Honestly, I would much rather be with a woman that sexually liberated. She is going to be way more fun, and not so uptight. Or tight at all.?
Has she ever seen 1man1jar?
She may be the perfect girl in his eyes.
I once dated a petite, sweet and “innocent” church-going girl who was a squirter, and who loved fisting, rimming and anal. Best relationship ever, and still some of the most prized memories in my spank bank.
Who cares? You sound like a prudish douche.
What’s the problem? She’s fun in bed it sounds like. Good for your buddy.
People are weird. People like freaky sex too. Grow up homie
She sounds like a corker.
Babies are way bigger than wine bottles. Technically any woman can do this if she knows her body well enough.