I am a boring, married man in his mid-30s with a young child, a normie office job and a mortgage. I hold strong opinions about our local PTA and help organize our subdivision’s canned food drive.
Prior to all that, though, I really liked to fuck. My best guess is that I’d been with 80-90 women before meeting my now-wife. I stopped keeping count at some point and the names/numbers get a little hazy now. I have never had an STI or caused any unwanted pregnancies (that I know about). My wife has no idea what my real “number” is, and I have no intention of telling her about it. I’ll happily tell you, though, reddit!
A few of the standouts in my memory’s spank bank are as follows. All names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.
**Jessie** – this story would get me banned on this sub, so I’ve removed it.
**Kasey** – in college, I was a camp counselor over the summer. Kasey was another counselor two classes ahead, and she was the first girl to insist I cum inside her without a condom. When the daily schedule taking care of kiddos didn’t permit us some time back at the bunks, we’d rendezvous in a hidden little canoe shack by the lake and she’d bend over a wooden rack for me. She was very, almost weirdly insistent that I give her a load, somewhere, every single day. It was exhausting. But also fucking hot.
**Ashley** – [I wrote about Ashley before.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions/comments/9nmih6/i_fucked_the_college_republicans_presidents/) She was our college’s College Republicans president’s long-time girlfriend (and now wife) who really just wanted to get fucked.
**Debra** – while camp counselor-ing again (different camp), Debra’s adolescent son was one of the boys in my cabin. She was probably in her early/mid-40s, and flirted with me when she dropped him off and made sure to get my number “just so I can check in.” That turned to texts, which turned to pictures, which turned into a couple of meetings where Debra sucked me off and later fucked me very aggressively, first in her parked car and later at a local motel (this was in a rural area). Turns out, she was divorced, had gotten herself in shape and was rediscovering her sexuality. Older women are amazing.
**Sarah** – she was my French TA in college. Sarah was actually French and working on her PhD in French literature. I went to her office hours and probably smiled at her a lot, because she was both hot and foreign. Something worked, because we wound up hooking up in her unlocked TA office, and I ate her out right on her desk, her skirt hiked up and legs up on her chair. We hooked up all semester, either at her place or in her office, and she wound up giving me a B+ which I probably didn’t deserve.
**Jasmine** – in my senior year of college, Jasmine and I hooked up in a totally FWB kind of way. She had to end it a few weeks later when she started dating this guy, but then, her friend/sorority sister Becca texted me out of the blue and asked if I wanted to hang out. I slowly realized that Jasmine had passed me over to her. Sure enough, I went over to their house and Becca really wanted to get naked. After we hooked up for a few weeks, the pattern repeated, and Becca passed me on to her friend Lindsey. It turned out Lindsey was really into ass play and me cumming on her face. All in all, I got passed around 3 girlfriends in their sorority, and my name is in some secret book there to this day.
**Puja** – A few years after college, I lived in West Africa for work. Puja was an undergrad who came out for a research project from her college our company was partnered with. After a day or two out at a site, she signaled that she was DTF, and I obliged. She basically ditched her research after that, and we just stayed at my place and fucked for the whole two weeks she was supposed to be collecting data. I think she made up most of it and no one at her school cared.
**Purity** – Later, I visited Kenya every few months for work. Purity was one of the local analysts at our office. She came by my hotel one night to drop off something I’d forgotten, and we wound up in bed together. Turns out, Purity just reaaaaally liked getting fucked, but casual sex was really not something very easy to come by in her culture. Whenever I visited Nairobi from then on out, Purity would come by and we’d fuck during my whole trip. She particularly liked riding me, to the point where my hamstrings were sore and shot (you use them to keep up with your girl’s rocking). That was almost 2 years. She was the only African woman I’ve ever been with, and guys – the experience was amazing. Nearly made me move. Mind-blowing.
**Amanda** – this isn’t really in my “spank bank” but it’s still an experience I think about a lot. A few years after college, Amanda (who was kind of an acquaintance through our larger friend group) developed cancer. Over about 3 years, she suffered, recovered, deteriorated some more, bounced back, and then went really downhill. She was eventually informed that she only had a few more months to live. Around that time, I got a call from a mutual friend, Claire, who told me what was going on. It turns out that Amanda had always had a big crush on me, and Claire asked if I wouldn’t mind visiting her sometime. She dropped some hints that I didn’t fully pick up on until I visited Amanda, who was in home care (her caregivers were out of the house). She had lost her hair and didn’t really leave her bed much, but she was engaged and alert and all of that. Long story short, she asked if I’d have sex with her. It had been many years since she’d been with someone, and, well, she was going to die soon. That really took me back, but… I agreed. I was worried about performing, but she was still pretty cute, and whispered some truly filthy shit in my ear while I slipped inside her, which reeeeally gets me going. She came twice – once while I rubbed her clit, once just from my cock inside her. It was actually a lot of fun for us both. Amanda died a few months after that, and I attended the funeral. Claire told me later that that experience had meant a lot to her.
**Liza** – I met her doing state park trail maintenance not far away. Liza was cute, and when I asked if she wanted to get a drink sometime, she demurred at first, but then said sure. Later, I discovered that it was because she identified as a lesbian, but had recently gotten out of a LTR with a woman and was trying some new things – including men. She thought I was cute, so decided to try it. On our second date, I went to pick her up at her place, but after I went in, she was tugging my clothes off almost once I stepped in the door. We took it slow. She hadn’t sucked a cock since high school, she said, though she could’ve fooled me. I was her first real-deal male cock inside her, and she came hard from penetration. She also begged me to cum inside her without a condom, so she could really feel it. She was trembling and giggly after the whole experience. We only hooked up once after that and then she went radio silent, and I heard she got together with another woman afterwards.
**Valerie** – in my late 20s, I met this girl who was still an undergrad at a local college who was interning in my office. She came on to me pretty aggressively, and wound up sucking my cock in my office one day. After her internship, we kept hooking up, including sometimes back in her undergrad dorm. Something about sneaking into her dorm, complete with the “do not enter” signal for her roommate, and fucking on one of those undergrad beds was really hot. I also wrote her an outstanding letter of recommendation.
There are a few more but this is getting long. Sigh those were the days.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9raa5d/mf_some_brief_highlights_from_my_deeperthanusual
Nice job horndog! I enjoyed the synopsises.
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