I just got a blowjob off Facebook Marketplace [MF]

Wow. So THAT was fun.

I’m moving next week, and so I’m getting rid of a lot of stuff. This morning I put up a chair that I won’t have use for. It’s kind of like an Eames chair, for the curious.

I got quite a bit of the annoying “is this item available” messages, but it was good to see interest. Wading through all the responses, Annie asked if I was available this afternoon to see it. I was.

I gave her my address and she responded that she was actually quite close by, so that was perfect. She said she’d be over in about an hour to look at it. If she liked it, she’d leave with it.

Hers was just one in a pile of message threads, so I didn’t facebook stalk her or anything. But I tidied up a bit, and took a shower, hoping to make the sale.

She knocked on the door and I let her in. She was cute. I’m in my late 30s. Shaved head. Beard. Decent shape. I’d like to think I’m decently good looking.

She was probably late 20s. She wasn’t a knockout, but kinda geeky cute. Pixie cut hair, rail thin, but just naturally bright and smiley. The kind of girl that makes you smile when you see her, even if you don’t know why.

What I didn’t know is that she was also very confident and open. I let her in my condo and she complimented me on my place. I showed her the chair, and she was into it. It looks practically so I knew she’s like it. She sat in it, and smiled at me. “I like this,” she said.

“Great!” I responded. “Do you want me to help you get it downstairs?”

Then, lightning stuck.

“You’re cute,” she said as she literally looked me up and down. I’m not sure I’ve ever been so overtly evaluated. “I could give you the 80 bucks” (that was my asking price) “or maybe we could agree to something else?”

Fuck. I wasn’t expecting that. But I’m no dummy either. I made a point of returning the favour, taking a long look at her from head to toe.

“What did you have in mind?”

“Well, I could give you the 80 dollars… or I could just suck your dick.”

Obviously this shit was on. So I took a step forward, put my hand forward and moved my thumb towards her mouth. Without hesitation, she took my thumb in her mouth, looking me dead in the eye, and sucked. She rolled her tongue along it and her eyes smiled a wicked smile.

“Okay,” I said. “I’m in.”

With that she got up and took a few steps towards the bedroom (it’s right there — I live in a relatively small condo). But I took her by the arm and told her to stop.

“No, right here. While I sit on the chair. Maybe you’ll think about me now and then when you sit on it.”

Admittedly I was pushing my luck, but it seemed like this girl was down for anything. And I genuinely loved the idea that she’s think of sucking my cock every time she saw this chair. And to my good fortune, I think she liked my boldness.

She grinned and almost pushed me down onto the chair. She worked my buttons and fly, pulling my jeans down as I awkwardly sat up to try to get them off.

And then she said one of the most sexiest things I’ve ever heard:

“I fucking knew you had a big cock.”

Fuck.

She went to work. At first she licked up and down. Or just stroked it and looked at it. I felt like I was 12 inches long (I’m not) because this girl just genuinely seemed to love my cock.

Then she started to take it in her mouth. She go back and forth from trying to take it fast, basically fucking me with her mouth, and then slowing down, but trying to take me as deep as she could.

As any guy knows, enthusiasm is what makes a great blowjob, and this girl had it in spades.

I wanted to tear her clothes off and fuck her, but I didn’t want to stop her. I wanted to see those fucking tits. They looked so perky and perfect. I wanted to know what colour panties she was wearing. Then I wanted to tear them off and fuck her tiny little pussy. But this girl was working my dick and I wasn’t going to get in her way.

She started sucking my balls while stroking my shaft. She’s constantly look up at me smiling. It seemed like she was having just as much fun as I was, which is hard to believe, because I was having a fucking time.

Enough was enough. I grabbed her by her pixie hair cut and started to fuck her mouth. I warned her that I was about to cum, after all, we had never discussed if that was okay.

But if there was any doubt, she massaged and squeezed my balls, quickened her pace as she mouth-fucked my dick and when at last I started to cum, she shoved my cock so deep down her throat, I thought I’d found nirvana.

I came over and over and over again, deep down her throat. I felt like I came straight down into her stomach. It was fucking incredible.

I fell back into the seat with a huge exhale.

“That was fucking incredible,” I said.

She just smiled, swallowed, and said: “I agree. Now help me get this thing downstairs.”

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9pyfz2/i_just_got_a_blowjob_off_facebook_marketplace_mf

23 comments

  1. Happy for you. Not sure what a BJ runs for where you live but I’d have taken the £80 and paid for two (at the same time).

  2. That story was awesome. Not too long not too short and I could picture everything as it happened. 10/10

  3. I think I’m going to sell all my furniture now and be selective about whom I sell it to ?

  4. I’ d have a least bargain for a view of those imagined perky tits. I’d walk miles for good perky tits.

  5. Should’ve offered to reciprocate in the chair so she would think of you every now and then when she needed her bell rang and you now have a fuck buddy

  6. Hate to tell you this dude but you got sucked off by a trap. Pretty common. “She” had a dick.

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