A few months ago I had a vasectomy done, and they give you the cups for testing after the procedure. Life got in the way and I never got the test done to prove I was no longer shooting active sperm.
This past week my wife put down the hammer that I had to get tested. I checked the information and it said to not ejaculate for 48-72 hours. This was new to me as I jerk-off daily, or my wife and I have been focusing on having sex at least twice a week (kids and stuff).
I wake up this morning ready to go drop of the sample. I had picked out the perfect porn to watch. As I’m about to get started I double check the sample instructions and realize that you have to call the lab 24-hours in advance. Now I’m 4 days backed-up, and can’t drop off until Monday morning.
I was in the bathroom but heard my wife wake up. Already being hard, I Porky-Pigged into the bedroom and told her the problem.
“What do you want me to do?”
I just needed to get off at that point and asked if I could cum on her tits. She said fine and took of her shirt.
I wasn’t going for time, and not having bust in a few days meant that I could go quick. Two minutes of jerking off with some encouragement from her, and I unloaded.
Seven solid ropes of cum landed on her tits, chest, and neck. It was such a relief.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9pm5aa/mf_dumping_a_big_load