Lurked here for awhile, but never thought I’d end up posting. The details of my intimate life are normally pretty dull, but this was pretty outlandish for me, so I decided to give it a try.
So, for a bit of context, I’m a manager at an IHOP, and I also serve at a dine-in movie theater (job that pays the bills vs job I actually enjoy). I was at the restaurant from 10 am to 8pm and the shift ran smoothly to the point of boredom. When I find myself with nothing to do at work, I tend to just browse through reddit on my phone, which, uh, tends to lead to some problems, as slacks do a poor job of hiding an erection. Around 6, I get a text from one of my bosses from the movies asking if I can come in after my shift in the syrup mines. Now, I only work a day or two a week at the theater and generally avoid working nights where I have to be at IHOP the next morning, and I know they know that, so they must be desperate if they’re reaching out, so I acquiesce, though I was really looking forward to getting home, stripping down, throwing on some porn (or just clicking through reddit again) and going to town. It’s around 8:50 when I finally step out of the restaurant, and the theater needs me at 9:30, which gives me a bit of a buffer in between, but not enough time for a wank stop at my house in the opposite direction.
Still, where there’s a will, there’s a way.
As I leaned against my car, staring out across the shopping center’s parking lot, it struck me how empty it was, which made sense, because the IHOP was the only thing in the area open past 8. Determined, but slightly nervous, I pulled away from the restaurant and moved to the opposite, dark corner of the parking lot, some 500 feet in front of a Chinese buffet. Resolving myself with a sigh, I turned off my headlights and pulled my pants to my knees, kinda chuckling at the audacity as my dick sprang out and slapped against my stomach. I didn’t have time for anything fancy, so lubed up a bit with the bottle of lotion in my car, then went at it reddit links on my phone in my left hand, and my dick in my right. MAN, was it great to finally get some relief. Clicking through gaymer twinks and petite topless Asians, I stroked like my life depended on it and I wasn’t particularly shy about being vocal. After half a day of self-inflicted pent up status, getting off did not take long, though I did notice that I’d painted the center of my steering wheel. I cleaned up the mess with my undershirt, since I’d have to change shirts anyway, then flipped my lights back on and headed to work. I dunno if jacking off in a car is my favorite thing in the world, but now I know I have a way to get off in a pinch!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9pi0rl/m_rubbed_out_a_quickie_in_my_car_between_jobs