I fucked granny. It happened last night when i met an older lady on Badoo. Let me give you the back story. I recently moved to Japan and I am currently living out in the countryside. I have not seen a lot of people my age around and even if they are I have not met them as there are not much social events happening. Let me get back to the story. I have been using a lot of dating apps to try to meet girls with mixed success. Saturday, I decided to give Badoo a try. I downloaded the app and set it up and i instantly got a few matches. The women on there are not that good looking to be honest. I swiped right on this lady, her profile said the she is 23 years old but that was obviously not true. We started chatting yesterday after she sent me her line ID. We realized that we only lived like a 10 minutes drive apart. After I got home from the gym I decided to video call her. She did not too bad on video. I asked her if she wanted to come over. She could not understand me that well as she does not speak English very well. She eventually got the idea I was trying to get across. She said she would have a bath and be over within the next hour. The only reason why I even invited her over is that it has been months since I’ve gotten lucky and I desperately wanted to break my dry spell and even an older woman would do. I waited a few minutes and she told me that she was on her way. I quickly got on my bicycle and rode to the conbini to get some condoms. I don’t speak much Japanese so I had to use google translator to ask the store lady for assistance. I have been secretly crushing on her for months but that is all down the drain now. I rode back to my apartment and awaited her arrival. She called and said she got a little bit lost so i ran out to the street to try to find her. There she was, literally by my gate. She parked on the sidewalk and came out to greet me. My face was flushed with instant regret. She seemed to be around 60 years old and had lots of teeth missing which i did not see in the video. She brought along a few bags and I helped her to bring them inside my house. She brought a bunch of snacks, some fruits and even a pillow case. She sat on the couch and we started to chat a little. It was a bit difficult to communicate. As we sat there talking i took a look at her feet. They were the ugliest sets of toes ever! They looked like they had some sort of fungus and having a foot fetish did not help either. But you know what? I was horny and I was not going to pass up this opportunity. I asked her if she wanted to have sex. She immediately said yes. I took out my penis and she started to play with it. She said that it was the biggest penis she had ever seen. She gave me head and it honestly was not bad. She took off her clothes and opened up her legs. ”At least she is shaved” I said to myself. Putting the condom on was a bit of a challenge and it was so small. I finally got it on and entered her. She begged me to take my time with her but to be honest I just wanted it to be over with. I fucked her for a little but i really could not stand the sight of her, especially looking down at her toes. I had enough when I decided to pullout of her. I then told her that I could not continue. She gave me head and I came in her mouth and she swallowed. I quickly got up and started texting another girl I met on Badoo before she came over. She got dressed and left. This morning when I got up I threw out the things she had brought over. I honestly never want to see her again. Talking about it this morning with my friends has given me kicks. ………I will never fuck granny again.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9okuhc/mf_hooked_up_with_granny
This gave me a good laugh.
It has nothing to do with the fact that she was 60. It’s just that you were not attracted to her. Some 60 yo women are very hot.